/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3185

► Detected: 1,925,179 (+1,331) ► Died: 119,701 (+83) ► Day: 96 (-21:52:22)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,513 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
New York, California and other states to reopen soon
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WHO admits not everyone develops immunity after "recovery"
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UK to remain on lockdown for another week
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Brazil has 225,000 undetected cases, researchers estimate
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Trump wants to reopen the economy, creates new task force
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>INFO
23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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18 year old teenager dies in Britain
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Most "comorbidities" are just diabetes and hypertension
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Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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>REMINDER
Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
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>LATEST
04:06: 211 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan
04:03: 432 new cases and 21 new deaths in Germany
04:02: 471 new cases and 128 new deaths in Spain
04:00: 112 new cases and 50 new deaths in Piedmont, Italy
04:00: 27 new cases and 5 new deaths in South Korea
03:43: 59 new cases in Nevada

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>Dead: 119,873
lol, still only 119,873.
How many days has it been stuck at 119,873? Four days? Five days?

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Racism is bad. Ok?

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Based gary

Gary say it ain't so!

Where's that user with his mommy pictures?
Amazing how coronachan has ever-evolving consequences. Never woulda thought fucking your family was one but apparently...

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 587,155 (23,644) #2 Spain 170,099 (17,756) #3 Italy 159,516 (20,465) #4 France 136,779 (14,967) #5 Germany 130,072 (3,194) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,249 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 61,049 (1,296) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,688 (1,138) #13 Canada 25,680 (780) #14 Brazil 23,723 (1,355) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,041 (368) #18 Israel 11,586 (116) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 Ireland 10,647 (365) #21 South Korea 10,564 (222) #22 India 10,453 (358) #23 Peru 9,784 (216) #24 Japan 7,645 (143) #25 Ecuador 7,529 (355) #26 Chile 7,525 (82) #27 Poland 6,934 (245) #28 Romania 6,633 (331) #29 Norway 6,605 (134) #30 Australia 6,394 (61) #31 Denmark 6,318 (285) #32 Czech Republic 6,059 (143) #33 Pakistan 5,707 (96) #34 Mexico 5,014 (332) #35 Saudi Arabia 4,934 (65)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +214 (+4) #2 Brazil +293 (+27) #3 South Korea +27 (+5) #4 Pakistan +211 (+3) #5 Mexico +353 (+36) #6 New Zealand +17 (+4) #7 Kazakhstan (+2) #8 Bolivia +24 (+1) #9 Paraguay +12 (+1) #10 China +89 #11 Japan +27 #12 Norway +2 #13 Australia +35 #14 Sri Lanka +1 #15 Guatemala +11 #16 Sint Maarten +2 #17 Mongolia +13…

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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Here is some thought for the people that want to open the economy again.
>A growing number of food processing plants cannot stay open because they can't keep the number of infected down.
>Amazon has warehouses across the US that are contaminated that they are trying to deal with
>Factories that are still open are having difficulties fighting the virus.
What do you think is going to happen when they open everything else up? China can't even keep a city open for more than a week. One comes up, another goes down.

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Curb stomp

based anti-vaxxers will make sure this pandemic lasts a decade

Who /knewfromthestarthowshitwoulddevelopbutdidnothaveanymoneytodomuch/?

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it cant be so bad right bros?

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My neighbor, old woman just died 20 minutes ago .Its happening

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reminder that daily increase of cases middled over 10 days is the patrician corona metric

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antivaxxers are literally saving you from death idiot

Iel the media didn't get thier southern massacre. They were licking their lips when Louisiana had a massive spike declaring the south is going to be decimated and weeks everyone dying is still in New York, New Jersey and Massachusetts.

It's probably pretty good if they still let you buy it after coronachan and sars

I have been living innawoods since January 21st and finally made it back to a place that has 3G. What is the news of the world? How many deaths? I assume the cities have fallen. I'm north about two hours of twin falls ID. Am I in a quarantine? I'm really low on food and will probably need to raid a site within the next 3 weeks.

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he wont post

Gary’s from Vancouver?

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how?

All of canada is a chink colony

Leave it to Satan to be the bearer of bad news. Ah well.

you went out too soon and came back too early.

It's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? Is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. It isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

burger land is dead already

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Gary takes the time to reply to those that love him. He's a beacon in the night.

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Government is hiding the real extent of what she can do.
>almost 2 million confirmed infected
>120,000 dead
And they ((somehow)) dont know exactly how it works?
((Silence)) is confirms that she actually is airborn aids.

How is life in venezuela right now? It seemed to be already bad, but has it changed a lot with the pandemic?

There seems to be some misconception that "flatten the curve" means fewer cases. Flatten the curve means a controlled burn of your forest that takes a year and requires constant maintenance and vigilance. The other option is a wildlife that does far more damage in a far shorter period and takes much more time to recover. I vote wildfire.

Gary isn't real. There are at least half a dozen Canadians who personify Gary.

More dead boomers in Vegas please.
I hope the lockdown lasts through christmas.
Nightwalks never felt so good. Glad to not have to see any people.

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That sounds like something a chink would say

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the Chinese are the worst niggers of all Asia
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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Theres a little bit of gary in all off us

>wet markets back open with (C)WHO approval
You literally can't make this shit up

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Order in real food then fuck her brains out so hard she forgets she ever made it.

Corona Chan didn't claim Boris and now he tests negative. What is her plan?

yuro stats of anyone is interested

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fucking boring, theres some food in the super markets sitll, they arrest you if youre out after 5 pm (if they see you ofcourse, those cases are pretty rare) and theres absolutely no gasoline so cars basically stop existing

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There is a mole, right at the top of /cvg/.... he’s been there for YEARS.

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Interesting fact: hospitals get $13,000 from Medicare per COVID-19 diagnosis and $39,000 for every pation that goes no a ventilator.

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Where’d you learn to write chinese so good? China?!!!!!

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>Canadians
"Canadians"

Oddly, I have found comfort in this post counting the numbers in a sarcastic, mocking tone. I remember when it was so low. Then the count was in the hundreds. Then higher. The world go so insane. But I could count on this post to simply put it in to perspective- How many days has it been at x. I depend on this post.

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why wouldn't they open the wet markets? the virus didn't come from there and the CCP knows it

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>theres absolutely no gasoline so cars basically stop existing
>oil is cheaper than ever
kek

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They want to open New York up to the world. They're out of their fucking minds. But good. Let this be a lesson to ye, the virus is here to end you. Your politicians are too stupid to save you. The way of life will forever change for humanity, if any are spared.

no, I had a based Taiwan user correct the Google translation; Taiwan numba wan!

I say reopen and let Darwinism do its work.

To calculate the death rate you divide 120,000 into 2 million and times that by 100 which gives you 6%. That's a touch on the high side but nothing crazy.

Take the vaccine, goy. It's safe! We had vaccines for colds and sars all along!

they shut down all the gas stations to keep people inside their homes.

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please consider that this shithole doesnt produce anything, its all imported

cant wait for the 2mil gif