/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3184

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 586,941 (23,640) #2 Spain 170,099 (17,756) #3 Italy 159,516 (20,465) #4 France 136,779 (14,967) #5 Germany 130,072 (3,194) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,249 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 61,049 (1,296) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,688 (1,138) #13 Canada 25,680 (780) #14 Brazil 23,723 (1,355) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,041 (368) #18 Israel 11,586 (116) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 Ireland 10,647 (365) #21 South Korea 10,564 (222) #22 India 10,453 (358) #23 Peru 9,784 (216) #24 Japan 7,618 (143) #25 Ecuador 7,529 (355) #26 Chile 7,525 (82) #27 Poland 6,934 (245) #28 Romania 6,633 (331) #29 Norway 6,605 (134) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,318 (285) #32 Czech Republic 6,059 (143) #33 Pakistan 5,496 (93) #34 Mexico 5,014 (332) #35 Saudi Arabia 4,934 (65)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Brazil +293 (+27) #2 South Korea +27 (+5) #3 Mexico +353 (+36) #4 New Zealand +17 (+4) #5 Bolivia +24 (+1) #6 Paraguay +12 (+1) #7 China +89 #8 Norway +2 #9 Sri Lanka +1 #10 Guatemala +11 #11 Sint Maarten +2…

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God I love how the left half of the chart is almost in the trillions now

In before shitty anti-Sino copypasta.

Tiananmen Square is vindicated by China's development. Anti terror system in Xinjiang is working. End result for HK is the same since 1997, regardless of rioters. You know it's true even if you don't like it. There's NOTHING you can do about any of this. Go cry on r/westerner

U.S. has world's highest rate of children in detention: U.N. study - reuters

The US is the greatest threat to world peace. That’s the finding of an end-of-the- year, WIN/Gallup International survey of people in 65 countries. - nypost

Yes, US locks people up at a higher rate than any other country - washingtonpost

The US is to blame for global erosion of human rights, says top UN official - qz

54 countries approval of China's "counter-terrorism"...big increase on 37 who supported Xinjiang program in July. included Muslim-majority countries - CNN

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Even normie media outlets are catching on to how bad this is. We are fucked.

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Been up all night, it's 8:28am now... goodnight bros

Seeing your economy nuked over a common cold is too funny to let go.

google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/04/13/who-officials-say-its-unclear-whether-recovered-coronavirus-patients-are-immune-to-second-infection.html

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Please just tell me when I can leave or when quarantine is turned off?

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Sleep tight pajeet

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goodnight poobro

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>didn't stock on enough lighters to make a fortune on the future hyperinflation where we turn to bartering

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>not my stocks!

Shuuuut up.

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>Detected: 1,924,679 (+831)
We're almost at 2 million infected already?

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Double a batteries are worth more

I have so many N95 masks back from January and now they are banned

I'm looking at the recovered count, and I'm wondering what really classifies as recovered. I've seen some people talking about symptoms for even mild cases and some of them have had them for a month or more. Apparently its on or off each day for each symptom, you could have joint aches and struggle to breathe one day, splintering headache and fatigue next day.
Surely people who are still experiencing symptoms that late on aren't adequately shifting the virus? That sounds to me like it is just constantly chipping away at whatevers left inside.

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Exponential growth is a bitch

>unemployment fiasco (no/late payments)
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>prison/jail riots
>hate crimes on the rise
>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar >stampedes at grocery stores/looting
>food pantries emptied
>donations to charity/pantries/public welfare programs at a low
>life insurance claims
>refusal to go to hospital out of fear
>its in the food industry already

Niggers.

Anyone else been having nightmares?

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I'm getting desensitized about the quarantine already. I tend to forget corona-chan is out there doing her job because I've been a NEET for too long.

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generally "recovered" means no symptoms, 2 tests come back negative.

You can't light up cigs with batteries though

Should've been out using them instead of shitposting baker bro. Does your government at least have a buy back program of some sort?

>30 posts into new thread
>nearly half of them are copypasted chinkshills
Wow, /cvg/ has gone to shit.

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I just can't sleep for my life. I haven't seen the sun in weeks. I haven't seen another human being in weeks.

twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1249876189616971778

>MSM China lie numbers

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You don't eat bread straight from the oven do you leaf?

Where are all the sick people though? Not even trying to sound like a nothingburger.

Filter and hide user. Bumps up the thread quality substantially.

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Niggers be like
>CORONAVIRUS IS RACIST
and they're out doing shit like this lmao

we have to get it out of our system before we can post seriously

Yeah you can, you just need a paperclip or a wire to short the terminals

user, tell us, does she touch your thigh when you're watching it together?

yea, she was doing 70 to 80k a day for the past 6 days in infections and 6.5 - 7.3k per day in deaths.
Numbers will start to go down now that more people are kvetching on to Corona hoax tho.
Expect to be back at work next week user!

wtf yes u can

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probably not for at least 3 months user, for whatever reason your mom wants to fuck you, maybe you look like your dad

idk what to tell you

Filter them out with u block. It makes these threads so much better

>Yeah you can, you just need a paperclip or a wire to short the terminals
Do they last as long as a common lighter though?

Love you Gary

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what did they mean by this

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do u skip the log lady intros too?

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you can tell he just enjoys it

I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

Yeah sure but that's a regular thing for me. My nightmares lately have had some Corona flavour though

congrats on being the dumbest general in the history of generals, you fucking retards

Is this based on the chink that gave tons of masks to the police?

No, she just sits really close on the couch.
I just want to go home already. Thank you for the answer. Maybe I'll just neck myself.

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why would they reopen the source of the coronavirus?

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I know one person who has died from it and a couple who are sick. The empty hospital meme is retarded. Emergency rooms are being kept as empty as possible on purpose, and they wont let schizos with cameras into the wards because we have privacy laws against that

Fuck white peope that aren't getting as sickl!

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Bad analogy. Hot and fresh bread is the best. Shillbots spamming sucks.

I WANT IT TO END!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

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user, you don't wanna make her sad do you? Don't do that your mother.

You'd be better off getting an 18650 battery and making some resistance coils to light smokes. They'd last longer and you wouldn't need to worry about amp limits.

the economic sanctions are going to crush the US when the world finds out.