Unemployed with zero prospects

haha OR if you can code in cobol you might be useful right now

I have never had any use for a software developer, im surprised you lasted this long in that meme industry

Just got offered a firmware and DSP position at a defense contractor, what software do you write?

Kek why the fuck would I need a job. My house is paid off and my temporary leave from my security position leaves me with full benefits and 1000 a week for unemployment.

Less work and steady pay? Oh no what am I ever going to fucking do.

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This is Trump’s economy.

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Mostly back end java/c++/python, but I'm writing a multiplayer networked boardgame in the vein of Suburbia just to stay warm and maybe make some money but my artistic skills sorta stink. I also do javascript and administer Linux networks.

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>Codemonkey
>Won't consider trades or blue collar work
Retard. Ships sail and toilets break.

stop being a lazy piece of shit. pic related:

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You should not have learned to code, you should have learned a trade.

Learn to code. OH, WAIT

>thought being a code monkey was a be-all end-all job
>Didn't think to acquire secondary skills in a trade as a hobby, welding, machining, mechanics, electronics, eyebrow threading, etc

Nigga, you done fucked up. If you didn't explore the network or hardware side of your ONE FUCKING SKILL, you have no future other than NEETbux. I mean, even running cable is super easy and a decent wage.
-Millwright master race

Have you actually seen the average quality of pajeet code?

Do you have a reliable car and a driver's license?

ooooooook.
Stocks are on-sale, sure.
But what should I buy? NYSE/NASDAQ only, crypto coins are not for adults.

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If you know Cobol programming the unemployment offices in various stages are hiring.

Doesn't matter. The pointy-haired boss who makes the decision to outsource doesn't know good code from bad code and can barely find the power switch without an IT guy following him around to hold his hand. All he knows is that Pajeet is cheap, and finding cheap labor will get him a bonus.

Yes but it was built in 1997 so UBER and so is out, also with coronachan, gig services are way down. You mean like delivering weed and alcohol? Are the tips good? Maybe I could tutor, that would be funny, a physical tutor with virtual schools.

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Just learn to code bro :^)

If he was a auto mechanic he would have a car,money and women

>software developer
lmao! the 90s is back that, way pick up a shovel

This was definitely the case a decade ago, I've worked in a few places that outsourced shit to the streetshitters and then quickly learnt that it costs more in the long run to QA and fix all the garbage they produce. Anywhere that its actually worth working at these days (assuming youre not a useless shitcunt) will recognise and value quality software engineers over pajeet sweatshops.

No I meant driving to indeed dot com.job listings

Can you travel 20 miles with your car each way to work?

There's pizza delivery

Just check out indeed dot com for warehouse jobs or programming work.

There's never going to be an end to thus shit. Fauci is saying handshakes are a thing of the past for fucks sake. Epidiomlogists need to hang. Fuck them all.

Only teenagers who live at home with Mommy and Daddy can be delivery boys. Drive two thousand miles a week, burn up your beater car in a month, Mommy and Daddy buy you another two thousand dollar car so you can make another thousand dollars as a delivery boy, then it dies too. You're volunteering your time and labor to enrich the owner of the business. If he isn't willing to buy his own delivery van, you're a sucker.

This is silly. Car mechanics today are not the grease monkeys of yesterday. They have a ton of plastic covering everything and you need specialized equipment and training to work on just one manufacturer's cars.

That's my mine was built in 1997.

Well atleast you are learning that having a driver's license and a reliable car is more important then a college degree.

What state are you in check indeed dot com listings

Contact temp agencys like Randstad band westaff.

Without both you're fucked if you want to do anything other than rub shoulders with retards, ex-cons, and wetbacks on the loading dock, for minimum wage.

it's a game of musical chairs and nobody wants to talk about the fact that there aren't enough chairs and instead tell u to run faster because having a chair is something they can lord over the other plebs
t. chair haver

Learn to shovel

>physical tutor with virtual schools.
this could be the future

Funny how they shut down the economy for a disease that's killed fewer Americans than an average flu season, isn't it? It's almost as if they weren't letting a crisis go to waste.

lmao bootstraps bro. just try harder. step on the face of some other sad fuck if you have to. shlomo's dick aint gonna suck itself

Have any voip experience?

No you just need a year and a half of trade school garages have equipment plus sometimes your tuition or work place covers 3000 dollars worth of tools.

.if you go back to school go to be a auto mechanic you'll be drowning in pussy

On average they make $65,000 a year

Or go back to school to become an electrician that pays about $65000 once your licensed and not an apprentice.

why have a job? go to a therapist, get diagnosed with chronic something or another and hop on the waiting list for government housing. comfy 1 bedroom with bars on the windows easy

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Pigskins haven't done any real work since the Dust Bowl.

>Should've learned to co-

Oh wait

I'm a dev and I have a job. Maybe you're just shitty at what you do.

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The company I work for is still hiring SWEs. What better time to lowball potential employees whose current job might be going away or nonexistent? Any company not taking advantage of this is shortsighted and has no long term business plan. What languages do you write?

Should've been a nurse

Learn to pick.

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It'll be a cold day in Hell before Schlomo lets that happen.

What if I told you there is no future?

I probably made more as a forklift driver then this out of work programmer

Plus having a reliable car I can quit one warehouse and start at a new one the next day.

It's not like when I was a kid and only could work a restaurant in walking distance and if you quit or got fired you were shit out of luck

How shitty must your code be not only get fired from your code monkey job, but to not be able to find any work?
t.found another job as a system admin last week with better pay/benefits than my previous SE position

He drives a 1997 vehicle probably can't drive to another job site 30 Mile's away

I am a programmer. Haven't worked for 4 years (living off savings). Decided now would be a good time to get a job because everyone is letting you work from home and I am autistic as fuck and can't operate in offices. I applied for a few jobs, have 2 zoom interviews this week and I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere...

Don't know if I will get them though. I hate working for other people anyway. Also programming burns your brain out if you do any more than a couple of hours a day. The job sucks really. Everything about modern life is bullshit. I would rather than coronavirus brings about an apocalypse.

I guess we will see this week when I go for these interviews.

Pretty much this. The MBA fags aren’t making the decisions anymore, most leadership positions in companies that actually make anything usually go to engineers who show initiative and social intelligence.

excellent and saved thank u
market isn't going to reprice as fast as you think. people will anchor prev. salaries anticipating v shaped recovery. same with rents and real estate. i mean maybe you can pick up the truly desperate but it will be ~6-12mo of sustained shit before talent is on sale

Yeah this is a good idea too. Before this virus I started creating software and so on for small businesses around here for free. Problem is they all shutdown (one was a tourist place, the other a childcare type of place).

Why didn't you become an electrician or a auto mechanic?

>programming burns your brain out if you do any more than a couple of hours a day
fucking true m8 unless youre an autist, why do you think the avg corporate coder fucks off 6 hrs a day

Retard, outsource your skillset or monotize it. If you know how to code then you have the skillset to code yourself an income. You literally have a job where you sit at a computer. You should be the LAST person unemployed because you can create value on the internet. Learn to convert your knowledge and experience into success in the current climate or go apply at starbucks.

>Everything about modern life is bullshit
For once I agree with an aussie.
There is just too much bullshit pretending to be important in this consumer economy. It is far to fragile and we havent learned anything at all; its all about consuming more.

>We are headed straight for a depression, I'm sure of it. I'm an unemployed software developer and no one is hiring now. If I cannot get a job, no one can. All I see is deep depression ahead. Before coronachan, the money pundits said the American consumer was keeping the economy alive. Well, the consumer is dead.
you've been replaced by pajeets. thanks, bill gates and american politicians.

>Software developer
Not sure about burgerland, but the number of code jobs has increased here. Businesses prepared to decentralise & go fully online I'm guessing.

>t. Butthurt journalist
There's no shortage of software gigs lel. Better than all the business & commerce cunts in HR now realising how pointless they are.

Are you able to design software for commodore 64 style computers?

Commander x16 computers will need software

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This isn't true at all actually.
inc.com/jim-schleckser/why-netflix-doesn-t-tolerate-brilliant-jerks.html
news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/atlassian-ditches-brilliant-jerks-in-performance-review-overhaul/news-story/82a5e2abba1939f51d68ae81db8f05bd
but also just any company. They actually don't care about the quality of the staff if you are autistic like me. You need to be "like them", which has nothing to do with the job at all. People just hire other people that are like them.

I hope all these companies that hire based on whether you are a normie or not go bankrupt because they are terribly run. The thing is, most companies are terribly run. It is not the minority like you are suggesting.

the us economy will bounce back in 2020.

Become a electrician

NYC is asking for volunteers, theyre not paying lmfao

This is still true though. Modern life is total bullshit. Still, coders having a job while the rest of the population are waiting for dole payments is gonna be great. Will be great to keep buying nice whisky etc while watching it all burn down.