/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3183

NOTHING

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I want to believe in Corona-chan.
Can someone debunk this? Is this guy full of it or what?
I'm starting to think something is horribly wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=BzRbq9XJ7mA&feature=emb_logo

Inb4 mommywife poster

Why is the USA doing so poorly compared to the rest of the world?

based

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Already here.

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Please don't call our front-liners "whores". We stay at home for them, so they can be at the hospital for us. Consider donating PPE so she can feel safe...

WHERE IS THE CORONA-CHAN UPDATE

>took lockdown of the entire USA to keep it from becoming the #1 daily cause of death by too large of a margin

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I pressed the R0-button and then it went exponential
how does that make sense

>everybody is locked down
>frees up ICUs from drunk drivers
>coronavirus hasn't reached the area thats being recorded
>WTF WHY DO THEY HAVE SPARE TIME????? FAKE NEWS REEEEEE

why are you replying to yourself?

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So Corona-Chan aka the China Virus causes permanent changes to the lungs AND the brain.
In effect, a slow motion IQ damaging zombie virus that also limits oxygen to the brain through the lung damage.
It is one half Flowers for Algernon and one half Rage Virus since low IQ as we know turns normal people into sneaker stealing thugs.
>Enjoy

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niggers

S-Stop it let me just accept dying alone

>donated PPE
no thanks, I rather stick to the shit we had to use 2 weeks ago

youtube.com/watch?v=PLUOh62MMKA

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Because the US has a for profit health care system and it's entire economy is built on exponential growth. They're having to choose between starving or risking getting sick. The second wave is going to be fantastic

>dances on tiktok ontop of your grandfathers grave

Oh, it's such a perfect day.
I'm glad I spent it with you.

Oh, such a perfect day.
You just keep it hanging on.
You just ke-e-e-ep it ha-a-a-anging o-o-on!

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If anything they're dying of boredom from the dullest pandemic in recorded history.
Seriously each /cvg/ thread following the adventures of Coronachan and her pals from the Wuhan Institute of Virology as they infect the respiratory tracts of another country has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the repetitive OP links, the generals’ only consistency has been its feverish doom-mongering and misleading use of statistical projections, all to make a happening seem to happen, to make the burger seem to have meat.

Perhaps the die was cast when Bill Gates vetoed the idea of Frank Plummer incorporating real HIV elements into design of the virus; he made sure the virus would never be mistaken for an actual threat that meant anything to anybody - just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his ID2020 scheme. The Great Big Coronavirus Scare might be primarily anti-East-Asian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-happening in its refusal of wonder, excitement and real thrills. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thanks to the wind going out of Coronachan's sails, they no longer have to.

>J...just wait two more weeks bro

"No!" The lung damage is trifling; the neurological effects non-existent. As I read /cvg/, I noticed that every time asymptomatic infection leading to acquired herd immunity was mentioned, a poster would instantly reply with "ADE".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that abbreviation was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The /cvg/ poster's mind is so governed by cliches and stale speculations that he has no other mode of thought. Later I saw a frantic, feverish video about /cvg/ by none other than Steve Lookner. He said something to the effect of, "I'm seeing reports of PERMANENT NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE from Covid-19." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you post on /cvg/ you are, in fact, suffering permanent brain damage.

Y-you t-ttoo
>heart doki dokis

Threadly reminder

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SOMETHING

>the great awakening
anybody that says this is a schizophrenic new ager kike golem

Show tits with timestamp whore

OH GOD ITS THE FLU QUICK DRINK BLEACH

How are the Leafs doing, I hope your leader does chink face next.

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You can always rely on a leftist to be a dishonest parasite

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fuck you simp

Let's assume for a moment that we can somehow overcome the worst of this pandemic in a year, and it will be reasonably safe to go outside again.

Things won't go back to the way that they used to be, will they? How much damage has Corona-chan's initial appearance really done so far?

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You aren't alone!!

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>We cant withdraw our money from the banks, only small amounts at supermarkets using the debit card. Deposits in US dollars are "frozen" and are unaccesible.
>It has begun.
Argies is this real?

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Ok, where is the video from, friend?

lmfao this is good pasta

the curve is already flattened. we'll be back to normal in a few weeks at this rate

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World's ending. Still don't have a gf. :(

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Let's be honest. Was the curve flattened in the US because of social distancing OR was it because everyone stockpiled on toilet paper?

The major cities, where'd you expect not toilet paper shortages, are hit the hardest.

We full comfy 2 gorillion cases tonight!!!

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checked

Then we get the 2nd wave because less than 1% of the population has gotten it so far

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It will take at least 1-2 months for things to recover every time she appears.
If the virus actually hides dormant and becomes contagious, it will NEVER go away.

World's ending. Lost my gf today and won't get a bf now :(

Based and checked

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WRONG WITH ME

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2D>3D

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lmao I saw a few of those on ROTC, what a fucking joke.

I'll donate my dick because nurses are whores.

I WAS PROMISED SOCIETAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, BODIES IN THE STREETS, RIOTS, LOOTERS, EXPLOSIONS, NUCLEAR MELTDOWNS, ZOMBIES, WARS, FAMINE, A RUN ON THE BANKS, NO WATER, NO FOOD, NO MEDICINE, LOCUSTS, VOLCANOES, HURRICANCES, TORNADOS, INSTANT AIRBORNE HEART ATTACKS MIXED WITH AIDS, RAPE, THE DESTRUCTION OF AFRICA, INDIA AND THE THIRD WORLD, A DEADLY MUTATION IN BRAZILIAN MONKEYS, AN ALIEN INVASION, A FUCKING METEOR STRIKE.
BUT NO. I DON'T SEE A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THINGS. THIS IS THE MOST BORING HAPPENING IN THE HISTORY OF HAPPENINGS.

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sorry for being late

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is this a cope?

When the Bull brings corona.

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G-Guys this is real?

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Bullshit, per capita were not doing that bad.

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Louisiana is going to over take italy and spain in the next two weeks:

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/i-m-scared-my-child-coronavirus-hits-louisiana-juvenile-detention-n1182756

usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/04/13/coronavirus-bureau-prisons-accused-delays-louisiana-releases/2981731001/

inquirer.com/health/coronavirus/hundreds-louisiana-church-flout-covid-19-gatherings-ban-20200412.html

A few reasons
>4 times as many people are dying in there homes implying many are too scared to go to hospitals
>Testing capability is increasing linearly while the virus is spreading exponentially
>Weekend effect
>Huge backlog of tests
>Easter spike
>2 more weeks

I'm also curious as to how leaves are doing. My friend in BC has been inside as long as I have.

Yep. They have senior hours and people are limited to one hour in the store. Then they clear them out and send the next batch. Hence the lines. No curfew, but essential stores have their hours limited. The borders are completely shut except for goods at the moment so even if I could get there now they wouldn't let me enter (without a bribe).

We've never had cruise ships, I think I only saw one once the entire time I grew up there. I'm too far inland here in FL to laugh at cruisers sadly. I haven't asked my relatives on the coast but I think they would have probably put something in the family chat if they noticed something so unusual for the area

Only contact I have with girls now is in full autistic PPE, so even if they aren't horrified I just see them as preplet whores

>tfw real life is boring and tedious, including happenings
feels good, fuck hollyjew movies

they accidentally some real numbers

>comparing a country the size of europe to individual european cuckshed-sized states
let's try this with some numbers:

USA:
population: 331,002,651
cases: 502,876
deaths: 18,747

Spain, Italy, France, Germany, & the UK:
total population: 324,160,068 (98% US population)
total cases: 626,648 (124.6% US cases)
total deaths: 59,821 (319% US deaths)

and those figures are just the official numbers. bear in mind that:
Germany, with their reported 2k deaths, doesn't test post-mortem and omits most deaths with other pathologies: archive.is/EbZzm
Spain does the same thing: archive.is/lVnXv
as does Italy, France: archive.is/zWJw1
and the UK: archive.is/jP7pL archive.is/EoUDu
meanwhile, the US, while probably underreporting as well, also autistically reports any dead that test positive or otherwise "if the circumstances are compelling within a reasonable degree of certainty" as COVID deaths: archive.is/WkFbV

yeah yeah, old figures, but the point remains. I can't be assed to update this more frequently than once a month

You know she-ra always beat hoardak

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glitch

WILL SAVE YOU

We are testing the most, not lying our asses off like authoritarian shitholes (china, germany, etc.).

wtf

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Yes yes yes I hope it burns down

Soon user

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Probably. Remember when the Wuhan numbers spiked to like 16k in one day then they fired everyone.

>can't go out side
>but you have to go to the bathroom

WHAT DO POO?

BBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP

I want to believe but worldometers disagrees despite reporting a higher total of cases

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lmao, everything coming out of india is based af.

Have there been any others like this?

>Inb4 he brags about owning a toilet

The world can remain unrational for longer than you can stay rational.
Calm down fren we are still just in the very beginning stages of this happening.
The reset is coming. Will you come out on top with your pp intact or will you make it out with scarred lungs? Dont slip.