Brit/pol/ Tomorrows World Edition

>Britain to remain in lockdown till at least May 7 - the Times
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-britain-lockdown/britain-to-remain-in-lockdown-till-at-least-may-7-the-times-idUKKCN21V24N?il=0

>UK pledges $250 million to WHO, other charities to help slow spread of coronavirus
thehill.com/policy/international/492395-uk-pledges-250-million-to-who-other-charities-to-help-slow-spread-of

>UK Police appear from the shadows to bust up rural picnic
rt.com/uk/485665-british-police-fascist-coronavirus-picnic/

>Cops prowling around break in en masse to lonely man's apartment
anti-empire.com/uk-cops-on-the-prowl-for-social-gatherings-bust-down-door-break-into-lonely-mans-apartment-video/

>Government criticised for handling of the "crisis"
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/government-doing-everything-except-what-21858627

>Leaked dossier shows Blairites delierately tried to lose 2017 election to oust Corbyn
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/leaked-dossier-shows-labour-party-officials-worked-against-corbyn-in-a-bid-to-lose-2017-general-election/13/04/

>SNP under scrutiny for how £2.2 billion to support business is being spent
dailybusinessgroup.co.uk/2020/04/snp-must-explain-how-2-2bn-support-is-being-spent/

>Huawei rejects "baseless" claims about its involveent in UK 5G network
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/huawei-5g-uk-chief-victor-zhang-coronavirus-telecoms-a9462226.html

>UK has a political power vacuum and the journalistic class has completely failed : Iain Dale
iaindale.com/articles/boris-is-back

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first for red dwarf

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top banter
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Im going to bed. Goodnight you nutters x

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Don't leave me here with this lot.

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9 months off the demon drink today bongs. Where's my fuckin biscuit?

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Night.

get it away from me man

Cringe but why not, just this one time.

Eddie: usually angry but a good person, loving father; brave, brighter than he is given credit for, speaks german, that's amazing.
Manhands: unladylike lady, she is good sometimes, often very hateful, who knows why.
Daisy lad: kind and patient; he is a cynic but a good person, he is a Londoner in Devon; lives near castle ruins, how comfy.
Sussex; strong but kind, a warrior; patient and gets along with most; noblest in all of Hastings; think he is angry with me, oh well.
Karen: kind and good.
Nadiya: people miss him; amazing voice; climbs on roof for din dins and lives in Cumbria; he is a good lad. You are great J!
Pube; always makes himself out like a rock but there is still a spark in him; I think he is good after all.
Canceranon; proud father, banter artist. We wish you a speedy recovery.
Cauldron: sweet lad, bizarre in a good way; loves his girlfriend LingLing
Moat poster: will never back down from anything; kind and honest; calls me by my name, how sweet. Scribblio champion.
Saveloy: good lad, kind to all; love always finds a way.
Steerpike; humble singer; good person.
Mozza poster: always first; kind and good, cards against humanity undefeated champion.
Bonus;
Aussie lad; in love with Bee

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No chance we can open back up in three weeks.
I mean, cases will just spike again.

The meeting started at 7 lad. This is a weight watchers club.

i'm pretending you have to go to work tomorow

night :)

fucking based

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this is fine too :(

is it ok to fry bacon when it's frozen?

>speaks german, that's amazing.
hey i speak japanese and german :(
like me :(

Sleep well mate.

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see how boring the threads are when we all LARP?

its fucking shite by the way

spastic

The key is moderation, the odd drink here and there doesn't hurt lad, makes it more enjoyable.
Step up from Creaming kids I suppose. Good effort mate, and yeah, guess I am a cynic.

Me BMI is 30+ and I smoke like a trooper. I'll chuck the rona aroon like an empty tracksuit

Lockdown will go swiftly for you
But only if you reply with

BE PRAISED, GOLDEN NIGEL

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Eddie: Dishonourably discharged from the army for abandoning his duty in order to shitpost. Is an alcoholic scouser. Has a mutt daughter. Lived in a fucking KIA. Sometimes resident of the nuthouse. Current whereabouts unknown.
Manhands: Attention seeking whiny newfag that makes suspect claims about its gender and is the
lolcow most likely to attempt (and fail) suicide
Daisyfag: Smug closeted quare and twice accused nonce
Sussex: yawn
Karen: Archetype basement dwelling neckbeard with no social life whatsoever. Makes new threads but.. anime
Canceranon: He's the cancer Brit/pol/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it.
Nadiya: Smoked hash from a can. Died of wu-flu. RIP
Pubes: Resident Jock lolcow. Lies through his gums but provides unintentional humour. Known coward. Multiple nervous breakdowns he masks as psychotic episodes. A pitiful being who fakes drug addictions and bullies the dregs of an internet community made up from dregs of society. Many numbers were done.
Savloy: A weak imitation of pubes.
Cauldron: drossposter yet to reveal himself as the lolcow we all know he can and will become

Im not going to bother with thread personalities that don't trip.

Every thread I try and find a reason to hate you and every thread you make it harder and harder

you got eddie and manhands right but fuck off nads you seething virgin

kill all tripfags

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now i don't know who to trust

Can I get in?
>lumbrit, wants to dick a cartoon

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Is a 30 bmi mean you're fat?

You're too kind my friend

I hate how I’m the only somewhat positive on in this, fuck sake

you're too new for him to call you a LARPer

soon though

ive never made any suspect claims about my 'gender'

thought that. made me salty aha

To everyone except me as always :(

Could of been worse.

>wanna find out if i have a penis or not
>wanna see my penis
>i've got a massive penis
ok

so you're mad cus my dick is bigger than yours lmao

good post user

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>could of
could have

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Yeah start on a low heat though.

>ive never made any suspect claims about my 'gender'
>so you're mad cus my dick is bigger than yours lmao
ok

it's not a suspect claim
its a fact

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Yep he is still up.

ok post a picture

Good going mucka, take a biccy

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just embedding it to thread so i can have 1 fewer tabs
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I went dry on me birthday so I wanna do a year just so I can say I did a year. Might wake up on my birthday in 3 months and sink 2 litres vokda and pic related

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