/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3182

Good night!

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Texhnolyze is better than Serial Experiments Lain.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 586,941 (23,640) #2 Spain 170,099 (17,756) #3 Italy 159,516 (20,465) #4 France 136,779 (14,967) #5 Germany 130,072 (3,194) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,249 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 61,049 (1,296) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,688 (1,138) #13 Canada 25,680 (780) #14 Brazil 23,430 (1,328) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,041 (368) #18 Israel 11,586 (116) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 Ireland 10,647 (365) #21 South Korea 10,537 (217) #22 India 10,453 (358) #23 Peru 9,784 (216) #24 Japan 7,618 (143) #25 Ecuador 7,529 (355) #26 Chile 7,525 (82) #27 Poland 6,934 (245) #28 Romania 6,633 (331) #29 Norway 6,603 (134) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,318 (285) #32 Czech Republic 6,059 (143) #33 Pakistan 5,496 (93) #34 Saudi Arabia 4,934 (65) #35 Philippines 4,932 (315)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +26,641 (+1,535) #2 Spain +3,268 (+547) #3 Italy +3,153 (+566) #4 France +4,188 (+574) #5 Germany +2,218 (+172) #6 United Kingdom +4,342 (+717) #7 Iran +1,617 (+111) #8 Turkey +4,093 (+98) #9 Belgium +942 (+303) #10 Netherlands +964 (+86) #11 Switzerland +273 (+32) #12 Canada +1,297 (+63) #13 Brazil +1,238 (+105) #14 Russia +2,558 (+18) #15 Portugal +349 (+31) #16 Austria +96 (+18) #17 Israel +441 (+13) #18 Sweden +465 (+20) #19 Ireland +992 (+31) #20 South Korea +25 (+3) #21 India +1,248 (+27) #22 Peru +2,265 (+23) #23 Japan +248 (+20) #24 Ecuador +63 (+22) #25 Chile +312 (+2) #26 Poland +260 (+13) #27 Romania +333 (+15) #28 Norway +78 (+6) #29 Australia +46 (+2) #30 Denmark +144 (+12) #31 Czech Republic +68 (+5) #32 Pakistan +266 (+2) #33 Saudi Arabia +472 (+6) #34 Philippines +284 (+18) #35 Malaysia +134 (+1)…

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Thank you china

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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I've been trying to warn my video game bros for months incessantly about corona-chan.
Looks like one finally starting to snap...
>I am so stressed. for the first time in my life I am not certain what is going to happen
>I shake, do not eat and do not sleep
>I have no Job to speak of
>I am in bad shape
They told me to fuck off and stop flooding with this fake news, it will go away.
Expect more burger wagies to succumb to money/isolation woes, it has only begun.

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You think those were the masks they rubbed on their feet before packaging?

So i've been looking up a ton of shit about the supposed likeness to hiv/aids this virus has.

It really isn't as doomed as it seems.
Hiv makes it so the virus will be permanently replicated in your T cells, effectively making it impossible to get rid of it.

Corona however Attacks the T cell and dies with it.
As long as you have more T cells than virons entering it you should theoretically be fully able to purge it from your system either through your own immune system or due to antivirals.

Would explain why viral load seems to affect symptoms and also if reactivation is an actual thing that not every one gets hit by the reactivated virus

After a year maybe it'll be gone lmao

50 years ago this hour, Apollo 13 blew up

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Literal nothingburger. Our "genocidal psychopathic" president handled this weakass virus very well. Learn from Brazil and go back to work.

So now that the curve is flattening, when do you expect this all to be over? In a week or two?

I suspect i made myself psycosyntomatic
Iv had nearly every syntoms and suspect she got me, including the coming and going and weird lag in syntoms associated with Corona-chan , living in the red zone doesnt help.
But throught, even when breathing was not normal, my blood oxygen never dropped below 93.

How has your relationship with your wife been during the lockdowns? Strained or strengthened?

>bbc.com/news/technology-52189281

>Coronavirus: Huawei urges UK not to make 5G U-turn after pandemic

>But critics argue it is a security risk to allow the Chinese company to play any role at all because of fears it could be used by Beijing to spy on or even sabotage communications.

>"Over time, we have allowed ourselves to grow dependent on China and have failed to take a strategic view of Britain's long-term economic, technical and security needs," the group wrote. Among the signatories were Iain Duncan Smith, David Davis and Bob Seely.

Don't do it bongss!

Does the guy bacteria reactivation theory still hold water?

Been there, still there actually

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Oh my god, are they okay?

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Coronavirus has caused ALMOST 50% of the annual suicide deaths in 4 months. Great works guys. Next step on the chain is obviously to ban suicides.

Comfy lads check in

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Beat me to it!

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>A week or two
If we already peaked and cases started declining it'd probably take another two months of lockdowns for cases to die down enough

UK has officially given up, the herd will envy the dead

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So I just want to share my CORPORATE experience on Covid19 with the UK Gov. A thread.

I work for a successful medium-sized manufacturing company, which makes moderately clever electrical items.

When the UK gov asked for makers of ventilators, we responded.

We assigned one person to act as point man, who went online to register us, only to find the website the minister mentioned didn't exist.

24hrs later there was an online form available, which he filled out.

After a week of silence we lost patience and started emailing.

None were answered. With a bit of fiddlery, we got phone numbers and started calling. We were passed from pillar to post, no-one taking responsibility.

We then contacted the local (Tory) MP, who took 24 hours and an increasingly "we'll tell the press" tone before answering

That MP put us onto her double-barreled assistant, who sounded very conciliatory and took notes, but then;

Silence.

We were then offered *VENTILATORS*- actual, functioning, certified, save-lives, VENTILATORS by a far eastern supplier who KNEW the UK was in deep, deep trouble.

We immediately offered these onto the MP and our govt. contacts.

There was no response.

That was about the time the Dyson/ JCB horseshit story about ventilators broke, and I *personally* think that was proof enough, at that time, that Herd Immunity remained the strategy, just with maximal culling. There isn't a corporate view, AFAIK. We're a business.

We've heard NOTHING since. Not a squeak. Not even "no thanks".

The offer of ventilators has passed, and I guess they are now going to a more enlightened country.

Since furloughing, we're running the 3D printers in the labs flat out making visor parts. I'm doing the same at home.

But a whole factory & supply chain has been ignored.

With the stories of ventilator manufacturers getting contracts cancelled, I am not surprised.

So next time you hear "straining every sinew" and "Herculean efforts", you can take it from me, they're lying.

>when do you expect the second wave
two weeks after its "over"

Why is Tucker Carlson shilling the, "it's just the flu," meme now? Particularly in Michigan? Why

I live in the Metro-Detroit area; my family is all white, this is the same area where Henry Ford lived and has his mansion. Both my aunt and uncle have Coronavirus right now, they're brother and sister who live at separate houses and haven't seen each other in months. Both were still working during the lock downs and both got the virus. In addition a white nurse died in her home from the virus in Dearborn:

fox2detroit.com/news/er-nurse-who-died-from-covid-19-cared-so-much-about-other-people-says-family

Employees from grocery stores have died:
freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/04/11/coronavirus-grocery-store-workers-kroger-meijer-reported-dead/2976800001/

And bus drivers are dying:
nypost.com/2020/04/03/detroit-bus-driver-dies-from-covid-19-after-warning-of-sick-riders/

First Tucc was like:
>WE HAVE TO SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
Then:
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SAID SHUT IT DOWN? WE NEED TO OPEN IT BACK UP! IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO! THINK ABOUT THE MONEY AND CORPORATIONS!

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WHO recap: fast&infectious 8

>Intro-WN
loosening restrictions must be evidence based
FAST AND DEADLY
10 times more so than H1N1
accellerates very fast
decellerates very slowly
SD only part of equation
NEW GUIDELINES TOMORROW focus on lockdowns
goal is STEADY LEVEL OF LOW TRANSMISSION
importing of cases WILL CONTINUE
vax needed to interrupt transmission fully
rule of the game is solidarity

Q&A
>medication?
trials ONGOING
NO EVIDENCE THAT CHLOROQUINE WORKS-WB
>Kits?
supply chain FAILING we won't allow it to FAIL ENTIRELY
WHO working on saving supply chain-WB
WHO working with private sector-WN
>WHO&US?
US largest contributor
WN met Trump plenty of times
we love US-WN
>Immunity?
maybe declared healthy prematurely
reinfection an unknown
don't know how long immunity is-WB
limited info from shanghai suggests that SOME have NO ANTIBODIES
need more data-G
>WHO late?
human2human was ALWAYS CONFIRMED by WHO on 10th of january-G
january 5th we told ya
CDC also warned you-WB
>China?
we support the sharing of information among all countries
sequence shared on 12.1,WHO published on 14.1-G
>Europe?
many countries not overflowing anymore
NOW IS THE TIME TO BE VIGILANT
can't replace lockdown with nothing
WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR BEHAVIOR FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE-WB
systems have to be in place to prevent 2nd wave-G
>Morocco?
they have opportunity to slow it-WB
>isolation?
14 days recommended by WHO
how long contagious we don't know
studies suggest 8-9 days but more data needed-G
reactivation could be due to opportunistic infections-WB
>Masks&WHO?
debate ongoing
NOT ALTERNATIVE TO LOCKDOWN
as part of multi approach WHO supports them-WB
if SD isn't possible,masks MIGHT BE USEFUL-G
>Yemen?
concearning,no clear info
WHO systems being reused to detect COVID-WB
>free travel and quick spread?(BASED AP JAMIE AGAIN)
urban areas hit harder due to global connectivity
wow look how they follow lockdown rules-WB
you can isolate imports IF system for that is in place
w-we can still control it-G

Maximum /comfy/.

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>normies killing themselves because they can't stay home
I am not seeing a down side. Praise by to Corona-chan may her reign be long.

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>We will get to coof together

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Hopefully you guys are less cucked than canada. Theres no way we ditch Huawei even after everything chinas done to us over the past couple years. Too bad we dont have retards burning down cell towers here

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faggot

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>Zey zink iz ovah?
Yes Lord Bogdanoff
>Gud, aczivet ze dormant zells

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We're just missing gary

Best night, sorry to be so competitive

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Someone has the image "friend not soup"

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not even going to read. zzzzz.

>no trump bux
>no NEET bux

Worst timeline

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reddit spacing faggotry

anything below 95 is hypoxic. In normal situations you would be in the hospital with spO2 of 93.

> YA POMP EET

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>that bog chin

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>MUH 2 gorillion

Where are all the people dying?

Why are the symptoms different in other countries?

Think for yourselves, cattle.

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canada is just the India of the Western Hemisphere

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I want to spank Lain-chan's bare ass in front of her friends

-phone line crackles-
Nice try, bog. You won't get away with it this time.

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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NEGRO
I AM PROUD TO BE NEGRO

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It's true, same with Belarus.

>not coof
must be shopped

My dad works for Nintendo too, chinese Nintendo dad having guy

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Was too late getting my mind back on a healthier track, bonus now is I've started to learn cooking and this is literally the optimal time to bunker down and breed because women have no other outlet atm.
Don't worry survivors without ruined testes will be needed, stay safe fren.

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wish you find yours soon enough fren

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Man that sucks. I know people in the medical industry here, and our ventilator program is for real. There are many smaller companies currently tooling up to build ventilators using a patent that has been made free to use for the next few months

>red eyes only in Italy
>loss of taste and smell only in UK
>fizzing only in US
>dead everywhere but you think theyll be paraded in front of you like its the early 90s

You ethiopian neeegro

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So tomorrow it's likely the artist will upload a 2-mil version, but was there a 1.5-mil version? Was too hooked on Lain and FLCL last week.

No, get fucked fag

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>its too late
SHUT EET DAWN

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The Argentine GLOWNIGGER is a serious pain-in-the -ass, fuck off Moshe Pesos.
--
Israeli military radio reports that 1,000,000 face masks were sent from the U.S. to Israel, to be used by the Israeli army during the Covid19 epidemic. NY healthcare workers? Nah. that's for the state to buy.

thelastamericanvagabond.com/daily-wrap-up/us-gov-gives-1m-masks-israel-during-shortage-coronavirus-censorship-trump-holds-who-funding/

Traitor Trump gives away needed medical supplies to Israel while US hospitals go lacking & US military personnel make-do with homemade PPE.

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Is it at 2 million yet, maybe they will update it immediately after it reaches 2 million.

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THAT'S TOO FAR TAIWAN

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>Was too hooked on Lain and FLCL last week.
I'm not seeing Texhnolyze in there user.

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Are you talking about the symbiosis of Our Lady and the prevotella gut bacteria?
I haven't heard much more about it, but it seems likely to be a reservoir for reinfection.

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The IMF stated that we'll face the worst depression since 1929, why is everyone so calm?

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You know know it, watching people lose their minds every 2 weeks.

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It feels that way alot of the time, but I dont know what country I could move to and still have a decent career. It really sucks. If canada isn't better at the end of the decade I'll probably do an hero

ITS NEVER TOO LATE. YOU'RE SURROUNDED.

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when is she giving birth to new strains?

DANISH GUBERMENT HAS DECIDED THAT TEACHERS STILL NEED TO GO TO WORK EVEN IF SOMEONE IN THEIR HOUSEHOLD IS CONFIRMED INFECTED

DANISH NURSERIES, KINDERGARTENS AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS OPEN THIS WEEK

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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please let it be a Finding Nemo edit

Next follows an accounting of the endtimes of the cities of the whites and the chinks:
"In the early decades of the 21st century the albino freaks grew complacent in their power and, for the most part, completely oblivious to the khazaryan vipers in their midst.
By the time the Israeli made plague hit the so called 'first world', it was already too late. The so called semites had a vaccine ready for themselves, and the virus was carefully engineered to only target whites and asians. This was actually very easy, due to their shared Neanderthal heritage.

Meanwhile, the Negro continued undisturbed troughout the pandemic that lay flat both western and eastern 'civilization'. This was by design, you see, as the khazaryans deemed the negro man the ultimate man-beast goyim slave for their eternal empire. Stronger, bigger and more fertile than their pale predecessors and yet a lot more docile. Or so they thought.

Deprived of their discoloured flesh golem to protect them, the enraged hordes of the negroes very quickly overcoomed the clever but feeble, inbred and insane "semites".
The khazaryan womenfolk most suited for breeding (as judged by the fitness and size of their milking glands) where lobotomized and put in chains, where they would be bred 24/7 by any negro that desired to do so. The elders and staunchest of zionists where also put in chains, right in front of their womenfolk-turned-breeding holes, condemned until the end of their days to watch as their bloodline was slowly bred out of existence by the indisputed might and virility of the blood of Africa, one thrust at a time.
The male half breeds would just be blended into fertilizer for cassava crops, while the females would recieve the same treatment as their mothers.

And so it went on until the last of the zionists died of old age, the last image on his mind being a half breed khazarian woman incoherently moaning as her behind dripped powerful, thick and vibrant African semen."

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We're onto you nigga, Xi has no more use for you, expect hit squads soon

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artist decided that because more shills wanted futa thats what he should draw and nobody saved it. A prego version happened as well but it was only in one thread. As soon as he drew a feta I said fuck that and deleted all files associated with the grow-corona. Fuck that fag artist

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>calm
>not wanting STALKER IRL

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T-Taiwan please
PEOPLE ARE DYING AND WE TRIED TO WARN YOU

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Interesting story but I think the part that you need to consider, and this does not excuse their poor communication or attitude, is some new science is coming out that says vents are not the best solution depending on the virus phenotype.
Some vents will be needed but it looks like not as many. Proning the patients + high O2, CPAP, and even hyperbaric chambers are now being looked at. Well that and ECMO for the really bad or more important people.
Sorry for your shit experience but its to be expected from a government

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is your government fucking retarded?

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3,000,000

NOW

>calm
Cuz media hysteria and tp panic user haven't you heard, its utter hysteria and everyone is panicking, media made us

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who is the father

Comfy...as...fuck...

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t. election tourist
Real oldfags know that Lain's place is over the knee, getting the hairbrush.

dont worry, i saw that. i liked ran, but not what blue-hair did to her at the end
also
>preggers

I'm never getting myself one. I'll just make her life miserable unintentionally in some way.

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Let's say Ebola and Corona made contact. What can happen? Does virus tend to recombine or not? Does the SARS 2.0 alike Ebola properties have any influence in that?

Thanks for this.

Oh hallo neighbour. Been a while. How are things in the Bahamas? Everything is going well in Trinidad it seems.

>ONLY CHINA CAN CALL ME THAT

The same, we both never went anywhere before the pandemic anyway, home, work, and church. We really miss church, we were in the process of becoming confirmed Catholics before it began. Now a long process has been drawn out even longer. But our prayer life has benefited, and going thru Mass at home is teaching us how to really involve ourselves in the readings.

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Meh, the Japs came out alright.. They even resisted being mutt cucked despite being nuked twice and kept under occupation for 2 generations.
Even looks like the Manly Bushido Japs could rise because of this Chink virus.
Then we can leave China to Japan to rule and keep those nasty fuckers in check.

But what does the WHO recommend for Taiwan to take action against the virus? Hello?

normies won't understand until something drastic happens

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If that be the case, im averaging 95-100 currently on the day to day
If she was in my lungs she did a pretty shit job.
>tfw im still fucked because shes part HIV

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Oh hey did we ever get any more information on that? I remember reading that guy's theory and it was pretty interesting.

Damn, why is everyone getting phonecalls at the same time desu...
It's all so tiresome, literally zero time is spent fact checking these asshole and their pro-China agenda...have a drone bomb them instead of Iran they have done FAR more damage than those sand niggers ever could.

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me

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Denmark goes on the shelf. This is now Iceland's century

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My electricity just went out for 2 1/2 hours. Self-isolation without electricity and internet is not doable.

100% deadly.

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So it's a nothingburger

thats a good kitty user.

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WE GOT TOO COCKY MEXI BROS!!!!

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Wait a sec. Have you seen this:

youtu.be/5P77bUdE4p4

At 1:08:,,2020 with Coronavirus and bodies stacking"

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUUUUCCCKKK

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We are in very close contact with all provinces of China as we speak.
We wish all of China the best in this battle against an american made foe!

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I also want to know how this is done.

Start at 80. 1 infections kills you
70 = 2
60 = 3
so on
enjoy the waves

WHY ISN'T TOM HANKS IN THE MIDDLE?

The who recommends Taiwan ends its rebellion and rejoins the mainland in order to stop the spread

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I voted tentacles

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They are in denial about it being a bioweapon gone rogue and legit believe it’s just a bad flu

May is going to biblical

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>he doesn't have his 3 terabites of doujins printed and bound into hardback volumes to read by candle light
ngmi

YOU NEETS THINK YOUR SO SAFE
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE POWER GOES OUT AND YOUR TENDIES PERISH
WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE INTERNET GETS CUT OFF AND THERE IS NO ANIME
NEETS WONT INHERIT THE EARTH

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So they are going to create an army of child vectors?
Quick someone call Accelerator

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youtu.be/KUw1Rzbde5U

>that chin

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I'm gonna have to check those numerals sir, simply too good to pass up

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Source please

no internet is scarier than corona desu.

Saved.

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someone give me a quick rundown on what happened today

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>done FAR more damage than those sand niggers ever could.
idk
>pasta is al dente
>paella is ready
>muttloaf has a fork in it
is the CCP /really/ that bad?

Post moar comfy kot

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what was it

user i love you keep doing this dont let yourself down by the bad answers

WHOA 300 PEOPLE DIED AND THEY ARE MOSTLY 80 YEARS OLDS?? LETS CRASH THE ECONOMY AND MAKE EVERYONE POOR

I also wanted tentacles and prego user. I know the pain. there is all of 300 real /cvg/ posters

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Improved actually. We have more time to do projects together and spend time with the kids. Been getting ready to have our next baby at home as well. It's been great

where do you get your gifs from, user?

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All is well, we have made it crime to not wear some form of mask in public. Most of us simply enjoy the days watching movies and playing games. Glad to hear all is well over on your side as well. I personally am trying to become the bahamas first hentai drawer, there are many drawrfags who come from outside of the bahamas never from it.

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without the annoying bots the last threads got far better to follow

May is only two weeks away

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>I miss work, I want my job, I'm laid off now, what do I do

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Which one do you prefer, /cvg/?

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But sir that wasn't the question. I asked for what Taiwan could do to prevent the spread of the virus here, not China

(1)

I have cracked the virus entirely and I am sending this for the safety of our planet. China did indeed had millions of deaths and are covering it up, but they have solved the virus with much of this methodology. If we all follow this protocol WE WILL have a MUCH better chance to SURVIVE the WHOLE ORDEAL.

Once everyone follows this protocol this virus should disappear as quickly as it appeared. It will mutate itself almost entirely out of existence aside from direct exposure like Ebola, H1N1, and SARS did after a time.

It is extremely contageous right now, R9+ or more. Greenland has randomly tested 10% of their population and half tested positive for antibodies, though asyptomatic.

It was released in late November/early December. Chances are most people likely already have it but are just asymptomatic because most people are in good health.

When you experience the ineviatable immune response your body will fight it off. It may knock you, but you should survive. Could be a cough, hot flash, could be two weeks in ICU, could be nothing.

That is wave 1.

It spreads through pipes, if you swallow your spit its in your shit.
It spreads through municipal water supplies; it lasts on surfaces for an extremely long time and spreads faster than the plague.
Airborne, Waterborne and Mammilian borne HIV+SARS.

The issue is twofold.

The only step to go now is body horror

Not everyone, just the middle class.

Well I mean, I still had my phone.

You are not the only one. I voted tentacles too

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It’s in a danish live coverage feed from one of the news sites

bt.dk/udland/live-coronakrise-verden-over-foelg-med-minut-for-minut

It just broke a few hours ago
Pic related

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probably pinterest

One guy wanted knees! I hated him then, but I miss him now.

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H O L Y_F U C K I N G_S H I T

Guys, you need to check this out. In this music video he predicts coronavirus 2020!!!!!!!

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>pasta is al dente
>paella is ready
>muttloaf has a fork in it
Top jej

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We are already poor you stupid leaf!!!, shit's mad for the poor testing we be doing.
one out of every 5 tested gets positive.

I'm more confused about the switch to ABC, before we had L strain and S strain. Makes no sense

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(2)

It suppresses immune response because it latches onto T cells and commits suicide against them, destroying both.

This exhausts your immune system slowly and
immunity is relatively short lasting because it is constantly mutating like a common cold.

This is why we are observing dead patients having extremely damaged immune systems like HIV.

Unlike HIV it does not enslave T cells to reproduce itself further.

THAT IS GREAT NEWS IF YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES TO KEEP YOUR VIRAL LOAD DOWN.

The issue is reinfection and VIRAL LOAD.

Everything you breathe on is infected, and it increases your viral load because you are constantly taking it back in. All of the municipal water is infected because of peoples poop.

China cut the water off, and quarantined everyone. Infected or not. Thats part of the solution. They lost tens of millions of cellphone subscribers/social accredation (If you know what life is like in China*)

They were lucky to realize this shit in wave 1 otherwise they would have lost many more.

Ironically, quarantine may do more harm than good, because you are constantly increasing your viral load by staying inside and breathing on everything. If you do not sterilize everything constantly you are just imeviatably increasing your load.

The BEST solution is to STAY OUTSIDE, AWAY FROM OTHERS. This prevents you contaminating your environment and constantly reuptaking the shit.

The sun will kill it, and the wind will dissapate it away from you. Avoid anything that comes from the city water supply.

That is the first part.

Moonmen.

what kind of body horror we talking bout

Because there's nothing we can do about it and it takes a while to really feel the affects

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The second part is the method of action of the virus. Heart failure is now the generally acknowledged primary comorbidity.

This is because it interferes with hemoglobin transferring iron inside of your bloodstream, WHICH PREVENTS OXIDATION TO CELLULAR TISSUES.

It is not pneumonia that is killing people, that is just chelated iron infiltrating the lungs and causing bleeding.

Thats why medical professionals are witnessing people struggling to breathe even on full pressure ventilators and coughing up blood, they need hyperbaric chambers, not ventilators. We are currently going about this shit all wrong.

IT IS HYPOXIA, ALTITUDE SICKNESS.

LACK OF OXYGEN IN BLOOD.

CHOKING, NOT DROWNING IN FLUIDS LIKE PNEUMONIA. THAT IS WHY ITS DAMAGING KIDNEYS, LUNGS, TESTES, HEARTS, BRAINS. It starves your entire body for oxygen and it damages your body until your weakest link gives way and you die to a comorbidity.

Thats why Chloroquine is working, it prevents this action of the virus against your hemoglobin.

Once you experience the immune response it is imperative that you avoid reuptaking the virus again again at any point after your antibodies wear off, because as mentioned before, it destroys your immune cells gradually, until you get totally colonized and die of organ failure, hypoxia or cytokine storm. That is why anti-hiv drugs are working.

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Thank you, thank you Tariq!
I hope we answered your question about China well.

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Dark haired is the original one and the one with most content. Golden sadly has the most memetic content
We'll see where the third strain goes

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Why is Denmark so retarded
I'm afraid we will also go the herd route, Merkel will decide on schools on Wednesday

Until mommywife gets the credit card bill, I commission them from deviant art

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>NOOOOO MY 85 YEAR OLD GRANDPA NEEDS TO LIVE AN EXTRA 3 MONTHS

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I never voted like a retard.

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Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn't have figured it out otherwise

>"H-hey bro... I know I took your mask but you can wear this instead..."

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Don't give up hope user, there's someone out there for you

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>fewer than 6k deaths
Lol

The eldritch abomination/non erotic one

No relationship is perfect, it helps to dodge obvious landmines but I'd imagine it's worth the weight to find someone that gets it...which is not easy these days.

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I'd say tell your media, but you don't have any free press there.

If we last through wave 1 but follow this protocol we should all survive.

Elderly and preconditions will generally die first if exposed, followed by younger and younger, down to children, unless we keep the load DOWN AND avoid reexposure.

DOSE ON VITAMIN C, ZINC, QUERCETIN AND MAGNESIUM. Use a neti pot to clear your sinus cavity to prevent swallowing it and passing it back into your system. Shower in the rain or use filtered groundwater.

In the best case many will suffer permanant fatigue, immunocompromisation, and tissue damage, just like SARS.

In the worst case we reach a 30% TRUE morbidity rate as wave 2 sets in by mid to late May. May be as many as 4 to 8 waves or more. The Spanish Flu 100 years ago lasted for 2 years.

This may have been a partial escaped bioweapon, but an incomplete study sample.

what the fuck

youtu.be/5P77bUdE4p4

DR CREEP - PANDEMIC FEAT. LONE NINJA (MONTAGE MUSIC VIDEO) CUTZ BY DJ MADHANDZ / PROD. BY BLAQ MASQ

At 1:08:,,2020 with Coronavirus and bodies stacking"

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Who?

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lmao every relationshit is miserable in some way