What would you do, Yas Forums?

A 4km asteroid is headed toward Earth and will most certainly cause an impact event. The media and many scientists claim it will not impact and assure every normie to ignore it.
You are an average guy with enough money to prep any way you want. What will you do?

Remember, no one believes you it will crash on Earth

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shitpost on Yas Forums til it hits
if it hits near me I'm dead, if not I will continue to shitpost

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Fpbp, same.

the only possible answer
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This. Most likely it will pass right by, causing enough chaos to make a mess but leaving mankind relatively alive.

If it doesn't hit you, you have to deal with
>Tsunamis (if it lands on the ocean)
>Impact winter (no food)
>Acid rains

Chill in my tricked out bunker with tons of food and fuel and shitpost.

Dig me a hole out der inna shed
Mmm hmmmm
All I needs is my keiser blade
n some of dem french fried pertaters

>Tsunamis (if it lands on the ocean)
I'm far away from the ocean
>Impact winter (no food)
they just grow all the shit in a greenhouse
>Acid rains
jokes on you I never go outside

>4km
I think at this size and velocity thats pretty much irrelevant question as it would just result in earth restart. We aren’t due for such impact for another 20+ mil years though so chill out.

fpbp

>nay way you want
How much money?

Can I build a giant custom submarine / cargoship and outfit it with some ridiculous weaponry for both suface and underwater combat, and call it Jonah's Shark and make it look like a badass shark and it has lasers on the head part? If so, then I'm going to use it to roam the wastelands as a wandering craftsman and trader, helping people and trying to fuel an economy in the new age of man. If not then I don't antto play anymore. This is supposed to be fantasy. I want my super sub and I wantto be a wandering trader with a well-to-do pirate crew.

>and will most certainly cause an impact event.
Proofs, because you're just speaking conjecture.

Would direct impact from a 4km be a mass extinction event? That's roughly 0.0001 of the Earth's circumference.

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4k is not enough to cause an extinction event... so i hope it lands in fucking china

No amount of money can prep for an asteroid that big.

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Mexibro spill the beans man. I've been wondering for a while why pol won't talk about why it was necessary to shut down the world's observatories for the wuflu. What do you know?

Get a baseball bat and put a fuckin big X on my roof.

wouldn't 4km kill a couple of billion depending where it hits? good luck "prepping"

Yes

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Sounds fun.

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Learn how to farm. Clear my family property of trees. Buy as much ammo and fuel as I can. Stock up on water, TP, etc. At the end of the day there's really nothing I can do in the super long term other than to prepare for a harder, simpler life.

1998 OR2 is getting close

What a based first post, but a cringe file name.

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Oh, this shit again.

I think this is just hypothetical

>A 4 CM ASTEROID IS HEADING FOR EARTH

>WHAT WILL YOU DO

April 29th

hoard TP

I personally think it would be cool to live through a year of darkness like in 535

If at 94% of c, its worse than the 4km one.

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>You are an average guy with enough money to prep any way you want. What will you do?
Figure out when its supposed to hit, buy a few ounces of coke and a few hookers and go out in style.

Toiletpaper, beenz and deenz

Masturbate furiously to Koishi Komeiji's lewd naked body.

km asteroid
>>impact event
>>money
>>prep
>> What will you do?
Hose your mama. You ain't getting away from that, money or none...

to God is the return... have you no courage and faith in the meeting of your Lord (God, and only God)?