/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3181

Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is

Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:

The AMERICAN virus

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GOOD LUCK BAT GIRL

In before shitty anti-Sino copypasta.

Tiananmen Square is vindicated by China's development. Anti terror system in Xinjiang is working. End result for HK is the same since 1997, regardless of rioters. You know it's true even if you don't like it. There's NOTHING you can do about any of this. Go cry on r/westerner

U.S. has world's highest rate of children in detention: U.N. study - reuters

The US is the greatest threat to world peace. That’s the finding of an end-of-the- year, WIN/Gallup International survey of people in 65 countries. - nypost

Yes, US locks people up at a higher rate than any other country - washingtonpost

The US is to blame for global erosion of human rights, says top UN official - qz

54 countries approval of China's "counter-terrorism"...big increase on 37 who supported Xinjiang program in July. included Muslim-majority countries - CNN

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The happening is happening

So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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Nurses in the majority of hospitals in the US are getting paid premium to do absolutely nothing.
Make no mistake, nurses in hospitals designed for COVID, and nurses in places like NYC, Chicago, Detroit, New Orleans, etc. are in a hellzone, but the majority of nurses are living it up right now.
All elective surgeries are gone. There are no visitors allowed to people in hospitals. Accidents and injuries are down because of people not being out as much, and people that would seek medical attention for minor things are opting to not go to hospitals.

2 MILLION HAS BEEN REACHED JUST NOW! JOHN HOPKINS LIST UPDATED FLORIDA WHICH HAD MISCALCULATIONS IN CASES (at least thats what i heard)

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I'm fine, hope you're having a good day user.

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China virus.

CONFIRMED

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-13/states-team-up-on-reopening-france-extends-limits-virus-update?srnd=premium

Look at these retarded chinks. It's funny that you think the world wont give a standing ovation when we wipe you off the face of the planet.

Any Flip here? I just got my relief goods™. Did you get yours?

I wrote a song for /cvg/. I need an user to sing it for me

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Makes your death as fast as lightning
>In fact it's a little bit frightening
>When it's your chest that I am tightening

>There were dirty Chinamen, from dirty Wuhan town
>They were boiling up some bats
>And slurping guano down
>It's an ancient Chinese art
>Making tortured animal broth
>Everything tastes so great
>Until you start to cough

>EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your cruise just seemed so inviting
>Until it came to alighting
>On my shores for dining

>There's Winnie the Flu, blamin the US of A
>While coughing on TV
>Iranians claimed it was okay
>Then the Italians stepped it up
>Threw their arms out to the side
>Sang, "hug a chink today"
>Now 50% have died

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Tedros' palms are tightening
>His fever's a little bit ripening
>Due to the yuan that I'm providing

>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *cough*
>Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, *hack*

>Now our boomers can't be saved,
>It's too late for Tommy Hanks
>With apocalyptic glare, a figure gives her thanks:
>To all you dirty Godless chinks,
>To bat asshole enslaved
>Coronachan lifts her head
>And says, "here comes the second wave"

>EVERYBODY IS KUNG FLU FIGHTING
>Your coughs are sharp as lightning
>Is that your will that you are writing?
>Leave your kids TP for wiping

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for logchads

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twitter.com/DmnPix515/status/1249787590716174336?s=19

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These shill posts are getting pretty good. Just remember shill user. If you're an American you're a traitor.

Your mommywife is out there, bro. Mine just made me some food and made sure I drank all the milk she poured for me...

When did the US numbers suddenly spike? And why?

>source
>jew Hopkins
Sure thing user

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why couldn’t bojo die lol would’ve been kino acceleration corona chan really enjoys the slowburn

JUST.

A.

FLU.

BROS.

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*logs in your mouth*

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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When will we wagies have to go back to work?

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HAPOONING

You dont sign up for that shit one day it just happens. At gunpoint.

I don't know if I would call that curve "flat"
Just not growing as fast but we shall see.
Thanks user

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You forgot to turn your vpn off, wuhan.

logs?

You ready, boys?
It's almost time for natural law to reassert itself, and we all know the opportunity that brings.

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Soooo, nuke china?

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I didn't want bojo to die but I understand wanting acceleration, the slowburn happening really gets boring bro

Today's presser didn't go so well. Why are they opening the states....

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Obligatory posting
Reach that 2 Million Corona-chan you can do it

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This isn't happening. It's only a happening if it kills me.

COPE MORE LEAF

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im done wtf

>relief goods
Thank god, I’m not poor like you.

Florida is still not actively dying? Fucking retarded governor deserves his entire state to be turned into a barren dead beach to be used by spring breakers.

>120k deaths in 4 months
Oh no my fellow humans, I think this time humanity is going extinct for sure

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It's just a lethal chimeravirus with features of HIV and pneumonia, bro.

Now we wait for pregnancy

>New York, California and other states to reopen soon
archive.is/jkHFr
>May 1st
Who wants to bet new York maintains 1.5k daily deaths at that point

I'm so fucking sick of all this shit. Government bullshit, people panicking, etc. It's all bullshit. God damn. When did everyone get so fucking soft?

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I think after this, the international community should just actually cut China off from the economy until they just knock this shit off since every goddamn deadly virus just seems to be coming from there.

>Sars: China's wet markets
>Antibiotic resistant E.coli: China's chicken markets that art pumped full of drugs
>Covid-19: China's wet markets

*destroys your entire globalism*

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Not a cope. I only trust data from mysterious white south americans

Pack it up boys, vaccine's here
globaltimes.cn/content/1185531.shtml

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/
It's still 586k.

WHY DOES MY DAD FEEL THE NEED TO GO A GAS STATION EVERY NIGHT TO PICK UP A 6 PACK OF BEER

WHY DOESNT HE JUST BUY A BUNCH OF CASES AT ONCE YOU FUCKING RETARD

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the holocough is just so tiresome.

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I mean didn't new York just demand a bunch of respirators a week ago? This seems absolutely retarded

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-13/states-team-up-on-reopening-france-extends-limits-virus-update?srnd=premium

heres another source

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>turn on ABC news because why not
>report about WHO claiming there might not be an acquired immunity after being infected
We figure this shit out like two months ago and the media is barely catching on to it now. Seriously, what the absolute fuck is wrong with boomers?

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5g

I'm not poor but they are giving everyone a relief package and I mean EVERYONE. Even people living in luxury mansions got one.

we are creatures of habit user.

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Imagine how many illnesses we could stop just by cutting off chinks from travel

It truly is over, fren.
It's not as if
>151,600 people die each day
>6,316 people die each hour
>105 people die each minute
>Nearly two people die each second
>55.3 million people die each year

We aren't making it through this one brooo....

What vaccine number is this?

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What was that +96,000 lol ?

outdated. check this below

Unless they can get people in masks this is kind of pointless. Assuming everyone is in masks and HCQ works this would be a great idea
Slowly ease in to it.
Well that or prepare for round two.

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iktf bro, it seems every boomer is compelled to do this

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>BREAKING: Cases pass 2 million mark: Johns Hopkins
not another source if it uses the same source

>1200 in account
>pending til the 15th
Why tease me like this, trump? I have vape juice to buy

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I know. It's pretty lame. I was looking forward to all the spics, jews and New Yorkers dying off

>#
We?

Go go go!

A few cans of sardines and a bag of rice?

FUG :DDDDDD

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>muh 2 gorillion
Where are these people? This so-called virus has changed symptoms depending on the country.

>uh ohh chinkies

5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5014 CASES AND 332 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 353 NEW CASES AND 36 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.

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>99% occur in africa

/cvg/, I mean.

Their shit gets hacked all the time. Either that or they're just incompetent at managing their data.

2 MILLION CONFIRMED. NOW WE WAIT FOR PREGGERS AND DISSAPOINTMENT

If you see him out, call the cops!

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checked, it's surreal to realize that Yas Forums has more prescience than certified "experts", international organizations, and government officials

didnt see that, shrug. most other sites i can see who are reporting this are region blocking EU so i cant check.

stop spamming this fuckingggg hoax.

there are so few richfags that it's cheaper to just give everyone stuff than to set up a massive complicated system to prevent fraud.

I never left

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Yep and some meat loaf but some people I know only got rice haha.

Source?

>mistake
Or is it Florida has been under reporting?
Look at how many tests they are doing per day looks fishy to me.
Oh and sorry this is a bit old but you get the idea

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It's the kung flu.

Turning on the economy is going to cause shit ton of problems because realistically how many jobs can actually do "social distancing", how many people that use public transportation to go to work can do "social distancing"?

This shit is only to not kill the economy even faster that is currently dying but it will bring the second wave even faster.

Clinical diagnosis ?
When you're out of test but you already have experience on the symptoms, that's allowed. I think they are allowed by now.
Here they're doing this as well, but I'm not sure they're added as confirmed positive or just treated as such without increasing the official digits

!!! DR CONGO REPORTS 3rd CASE OF EBOLA-CHAN !!!!
EBOLA-CHAN AWAKEN! SHE DOES NOT WANT TO SURRENDER!

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Well it's really the scientists, /cvg/ just isn't made of tards so we can read and understand what's going on.

the saxon is slow to anger, but when his wrath is upon you, bug, you will beg for a swift and merciful death, and we just may oblige

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just like the early days with tencent's real number leaks

>Making a typo especially on the number of additional cases
So this is a top notch university

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SOURCE

>that it's cheaper to just give everyone stuff than to set up a massive complicated system to prevent fraud.
You don't know the Philippines user. I live in a rich neighborhood surrounded by $1million+ homes and they delivered it personally. We all got it.

2 WEEKS I PROMISE

>I think after this, the international community should just actually cut China off from the economy until they just knock this shit off since every goddamn deadly virus just seems to be coming from there.

Never going to happen. Do you think people will willingly allow a giant price hike in almost everything since almost every product now depends of chinese slave labor for their global production?

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That's nothing compared to Peru today.

WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTT SOURCE NOW NIGGER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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globaltimes.cn/content/1185404.shtml
>Huang Shiyue, an 18-year-old student and one of the youngest volunteers, underwent a physical examination on Sunday that included nucleic acid testing, an HIV test, and a blood and urine tests.
>"There are also strict requirements for height and weight, and your body mass index (BMI) must be between 18 and 30. Underarm temperature cannot be above 37°C. I feel lucky and excited to be selected from over 50,000 applicants,” Huang told the Global Times.
>Huang remained under observation after she began feeling dizzy, and her heartrate increased, experienced diarrhea symptoms. Medical experts said she would have a fever for the next 24 hours, which is a typical reaction.

>The development of the recombinant vaccine involved inserting the novel coronavirus' DNA encoding antigen into other microorganisms to create a new virus, which will not infect receivers with the disease, according to experts.

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fuck off kike

after opening up, there'll be a few weeks, maybe even a month, where things seem to be getting back to normal, then shit will get crazy

He is outlawing vaping user. No more vapes for you

I wich we could go back to those better days
We had Gary
We had China webms
But most of all, we had hope this would be a massive happening

SO PROUD

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At this point, bulletpoints of our shitpost should reach the white house. They will get better information that way than from the fucking WHO.

THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!
>THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!

THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!
>THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!

THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!
>THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!

THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!
>THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!

THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!
>THE DOTARD LIED -- TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUTTS DIED!!

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The one thing I still had going for me...

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If you think anyone is recommending you wait you're just braindead

here. It's our source. Also, I found turkish "Anadolu" source.

regnum.ru/news/2915399.html?utm_source=yxnews&utm_medium=desktop&utm_referrer=https://yandex.ru/news

Haha, bigger boobs win

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>inserting the novel coronavirus' DNA encoding antigen into other microorganisms to create a new virus
Isn't this how we ended up with Corona-chan in the first place?

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Would you guys vote Cuomo for president?

Bro... Spain is partially lifting their lockdown...
China is finding "imported" cases...
Italy has maybe stabilized at 4k new cases/day, but could be trending up again...

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I wish my mommywife was a goth, but she keeps getting perms

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Made bcg-chan for all myvaccinated niggas

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yes, last week I heard the governer himself say that testing was mostly for >65 year old hospitalized patients

I nice list of lab accidents over the years

biosafety.be/content/laboratory-acquired-infections-recently-reported-cases-and-related-studies

>every government fails
still a chink flu though, crazy

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Yeah pretty much. Shit the other day in New York I remember everyone went out on a Sunny Sunday. They are the fucking epicenter of this pandemic in the fucking world and they fucking go out to take a little sun? Holy shit. The worse part is that if you see an increase in case in NY in like a week from now you will know is because of that retarded Sunday where everyone decided to trow everything they have been doing for almost a month to the fucking shit.

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Jesus, are these peak chink hours?
It's all propaganda against the US
Get well burgers, you might just be the only ones in the world to test and report with some sort of decency
Also, RIP soldier VA

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Yeah. President of Mexico

NEVER GIVE UP EBOLA-CHAN

First what the fuck is r/westerner

Second there is a big difference in prison in the west, and the US and chink prisons. China arrests people for no reason and doesnt let journos film their prisons so no one actually knows how many people are locked up.

goddamn this doujin is so good, stop making me want to fap

Noooooooo! Total cases back at 1,922,641

Over Biden and Trump? Yes

>would you vote?
Id rather punch my pelvis

we need to have a mommywife /cvg/ edition. And i feel you, mine won't die her hair black. She wants to keep it blonde for some reason.

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Azar was trying to tell him to take this shit serious. All trump could do was say he was a fag and that he wants to ban vaping. The guy is a retard in every sense of the word. That and jewish

Government numbers

a cute user

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