What is more American than the USPS?

Why isn't this funded by the gubmint? You need a communications (see mail) system in place for fucks sakes!

i've had usps lose my mail once and only deliver it late during extreme shit like super heavy storms, whereas the dhl and fedex guys just throw a box at my porch for shitter meth-heads to steal instead of tucking it in the mailbox or my back porch

kek

until the gop shoved in a thing saying the post office had to pre-fund pensions for the next 75 years in 2006 it was turning a fucking profit

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Packages wont get delivered, so no change. Fuck the USPS.

Who needs the usps when every piece of paper you receive can be done via email instead. UPS and Fedex are much better at handling packages from online stores.
We could save billions and not have to deal with bulky paper ads and other useless shit you get in the mailbox.

Idk about that. If it were privatized and could get rid of the labor unions, automate more, and get rid of worthless people and redundant positions, there's a lot of profits to be made. I'm a postal fag, should know.

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There are superior private sector options for the USPS

Eating apple pie straight from the dish while watching your gf get railed by BBC.

It was to prefund healthcare, not pensions.

>What is more American than the USPS?
The United States Post Office.

Literally every business begins at usps
Fedex. Ups and amazon exist because of usps. If you wanted to start a business right now you would start it at usps in some.manner until they had helped you be successful enough to be on your own

yes, but the government relies on it.

How will the CIA sell drugs? How will anyone sell drugs on a national level.

Lol that's bullshit

I hate this country

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Boomers will revolt. And they have machine guns.

they're only superior because they have to compete against USPS. once that disappeared, the private sector would have a monopoly and quality would decline

>What is more American than the USPS?
What is more American than a company that hasn't turned a profit since the day it was founded? Literally nothing.

Postalfag here. Can confirm.

Try living in a 3rd world shithole, being able to speak english natively is already a gift

Besos already sold to the feds. We natsoc now.

Bro it would be BASED!!!
Imagine if Facebook, Google, and Twitter were in charge of the mail system. Nothing could go wrong.

It's not coming from chinks. It's coming from US-affiliated mil-shills who understand they have no future in the technological world so their path to continued relevancy lies with having a supernigged country to absorb Africa's material resources through exclusion of Chinese agents on the basis of race. They can't compete with China in competency or capital, so they want to speed up the extermination of their own population so it resembles Africa more.

We already live in a 3rd world shithole. Your country is much better.

There will be more companies emerge from the USPS fallout

t. USPS welfare recipient

>Try sending a letter through Fedex or UPS
Try using email, like someone who has a brain.

>What happens if it goes?
the same thing that happens when any public utility goes private. It will cost 10x as much and be unavailable in areas where its not profitable.

Some dipshit on the internet making up something and pretending it's a fact because he wants it to be true.

It's not supposed to turn a profit. It's supposed to break even.

... Amazon Prime trucks. USPS is a dumpster fire.

Yes goy, so everyone else can read it too.

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I have had better experiences with USPS than UPS or FedEx surprisingly.

Non-USPS mailmen cannot touch a mailbox for deliveries. Get a lockbox and stuff it in your bushes.

UPS has plenty of unions as well.

FedEx guy here
AMA

Of course you have.

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I actually read it in some Glenn Beck book I picked up in an airport ~10 years ago. That said, the U.S. Postal Service lost money in six out of the 10 years from 2001 through 2010, according to its financial reports (per Google).

USPS is great you third world faggot
Get fucked

It can't go.

Post Office is required by the Constitution.

You mean a territory system that stacks on charges for each territory the parcel passes? Yeah bro sounds super efficient.
You must be 18 years old to use this site. Postmarked mail has legal backing among other things. Email does not.

I always have friendly encounters with my mailman. It’s always the same guy. The Amazon delivery guys just ring the doorbell and leave the package. They don’t even wait.

>UPS and Fedex are much better at handling packages from online stores.

LOL no! I worked at FedEx Ground. The speed we were forced to work at lead to damaged packages.

no more junk mail

there will be trouble

Absolutely this
Box comes down the belt open, and I just pack it onto a truck in a way no one will know it’s open