White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #6

GET IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
TRUMP ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Live now.
Fiery opening!
Fauci angry right off the bat :D
VIDEO BLASTING THE MEDIA!! :D
They have all the ventilators they need.
"OPEC+" means OPEC plus additional energy producing nations.

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=V6N3S5e3A_k

Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=x4nYy-3AW9E

Fox 10 Phoenix
youtube.com/watch?v=M_c_jp-S5HU

C-SPAN
youtube.com/watch?v=szn6sZ-qkeQ

CBS
youtube.com/watch?v=lSrD3MAjcA8

NBC
youtube.com/watch?v=nUvHInZP7VU

Fox Business
youtube.com/watch?v=XZuys2XMAQ4

Global News
youtube.com/watch?v=8JTx8s8Ysaw

U.S. Department of State
youtube.com/watch?v=ziUglbxwbQ4

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GEORGE NEWS
has chat

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put it in OP REEEE

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ITS HAPPENING

i went away for a half hour or so and its still going, i got some catching up while i make dinner

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bumpercars

i have never seen something like this in my 40 years
what the fuckk

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Do Birx's nipples point forward or towards the ground?

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lol he shanked half of those questions

Guys I have mild gynecomastia and I’ve managed to reduce it through fitness and good diet but my right nipple is still a little Swollen what should I do? I can’t afford surgery so would testosterone boosters work?

Forward towards the ground

>hahaha based
>2016 is gonna be a great year
Can this meme country collapse already

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These people are so dense, all their going to argue is Trump declared himself Czar.

So what is going on?

probably not user, that might make it worse

cycle of AI/Sarms or get surgery. I've heard of some drugs reducing it

Take a hammer to it and hope it falls off from necrosis

I can't tell because of the pancho she's wearing.

ATTENTION Yas Forums SIMPS.

PLEASE STOP POSTING THIS OANN CIA WHORE.

THANK YOU

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He answered them the way they needed to be answered.

Press T to thank dan for exposing the media.
T

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Bashing Trump is still priority #1 until the coof gets them personally.

has mommy scientist done porn/

Who has the highlights?

Listen close enough and you can hear the whistling from all the dilated journos

Absolutely seething media

holy shit i missed the start and im watching it from the beginning this is amazing

Fuck you, Nazi bigots! Take THAT!

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posting whores is what we do user

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>Yas Forums simps getting hard over an asian plastic doll
Did you expect anything else?

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I pray every media kike gets the corona, rejects HCQ and dies.

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Honeypot

okay... without drumpf this is boring. lets discuss important things that matter in this lockdown:
whats the best way to max out Destruction in Skyrim?
Spells are so fucking useless

>no one is intending on passing the virus to others
*distant chink raffing*

>(((media))) continues to cite the 10th Amendment and ignore the Commerce Clause

I have “puffy areola” syndrome not gynecomastia btw. And it’s really only my right one. It’s actually not even that bad but it bothers me. Great source of shame

Yeah, assholes!

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>Trump considered doing what Obama did with H1N1
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Love it

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according to that islamist video, a shotgun to the face looks way, way, WAY more gory than that.

Chinese News Network always censors Birx