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Please help us beat ebil zombie burger. Zombie burger bad. We are soldiers. We are heroes. We are brave and stunning. Buy toilet paper.
/nbg/ - Nothing Burger General
Dylan Mitchell
Colton Sanchez
Cooper Jones
>NOOOOOO CORONACHAN NOT MY ABUELITO I NEED HIM AROUND TO GIBSMEDAT AND SAY JOKES
Jacob King
>heh...just wait guys in 2 weeks time you'll ALL be BTFO'd
Adam Bennett
If you were half as smart as you think you are you wouldn't be greek.
Henry Roberts
you're forgetting the 2 week incubation period. There are 1 million people who got infected TODAY who will be dead before june.
Andrew Hill
>ALL be BTFO'd
Just wait guys, in 2 weeks Trump is going to btfo all the deep state pedos and Q will reign supreme.
Matthew Sanchez
omg we need to buy toilet paper then
Owen Scott
>omg we need to buy toilet paper then
i think we should quarantine a bunch of healthy people. because that's what the word quarantine means.
Brody Jenkins
All 1 million people are going to be dead before June?
Connor Edwards
Just wait two weeks for the second wave
Lincoln Ross
>just wait guys in 2 weeks
>Just wait two weeks
they are paying you idiots too much
Gavin Miller
Just wait two weeks till the Chinks drop another kungflu ampoule in the mall where my mommy goes for shopping. Just wait you fucking greeknigger.
Jackson Anderson
>just wait two weeks, bruh
Uh... like, honey, nothing happened?
Noah Wright
bump for nothing
Nathan Allen
>just wait guys in 2 weeks time
>forgetting the 2 week
>in 2 weeks
>Just wait two weeks
>Just wait two weeks
guys... is this a new meme?
Jason Reyes
This virus lock down ruined my life. I'm self employed and completely without income for 6 weeks. I lost all my clients over a nothing burger. I'm financially ruined. Thanks boomers. Thanks Trump
Kayden White
>This virus lock down ruined my life. I'm self employed and completely without income for 6 weeks.
just wait two weeks until you're really fucked
Landon Gutierrez
Reminder fires have been raging for 4 days and are about to reach the chernobyl reactor
HAAAAAAAAA 2020 BABY
Austin Garcia
>guys... is this a new meme?
We won't know for at least two weeks.
Jeremiah Allen
just wait guise
Nicholas Young
Fires will reach the reactor in 2 weeks. Then it'll take 2 weeks for the reactor to burn. Then 2 weeks later the fallout will travel to USA! WAIT AND SEE!
Camden Clark
2 2's says we're all fucked in 2 weeks.
Jaxson Reyes
And it will give 3.6 megacurie, not great, not terrible!
Gabriel Wood
cook my t-bones at 3.2 megacurie. nice and rare
Nathaniel Turner
Have you seen pics or videos of New York City? It is completely empty. Everybody is dead.
Kayden Robinson
In 2 weeks you won't be cooking these nothingburger threads bud.
Dominic Parker
In two weeks, a turtle averaging a speed of 3 miles per hour could have walked from New York City to Cincinnati, Ohio and still have time to stop and eat and sleep.
Ian Moore
It doesn't have real time to stop and eat, literally, because this time is virtual and is based on the incubation period
Luke Taylor
based two weeks falseflagging as doomers posters
Bentley Sanders
I'm impatient, my ADD makes waiting 2 weeks seem like an eternity. any spoilers are welcome plz
Brayden Powell
>spoiler alert:
nothing will happen
Blake Gomez
>ONE TRILLION BILLION GORILLION!
>Me? I'm only 35! Just a flu for me, bro! Btw, now that you're here, watch my video about how to stop a meteor with a punch!