White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #5

GET IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
TRUMP ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Live now.
Fiery opening!
Fauci angry right off the bat :D
VIDEO BLASTING THE MEDIA!! :D
They have all the ventilators they need.
"OPEC+" means OPEC plus additional energy producing nations.

The White House
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Fox News
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Fox 10 Phoenix
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C-SPAN
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CBS
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NBC
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Fox Business
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Global News
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U.S. Department of State
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put it in op
DO IT


>GEORGE News (has chat, pro Q)
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E N O U G H
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>HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE'S NO CONSEQUENCES?
>CHINA WILL FIND OUT
Oh baby

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CHINA IS GOING TO HAVE CONSEQUENCES

moar

YOU ARE PROBABLY THE LAST PERSON I'D TELL

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Trump pls just call her a dumb bitch and lets all move on

Based pence with the good cop backup

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this presser will be replayed for DECADES

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I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU
>YOU WILL BE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH TO KNOW
FUCKING BTFO

HOW DO YOU KNOW THERES NO CONSEQUENCES ON CHINA

TRUMP IS NOW A DICTATOR!!!!

Shut the fuck up Pence. I'm going to fall asleep

he is fucking the reporters live. Awesome

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Did Q predict this?

Why are all these "questions" just trying to be gotcha questions?

Enough.

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She's making my poles shift

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CENTURIES

>WHY WOULD I TELL YOU
WHY WOULD I TELL YOU
>WHY WOULD I TELL YOU

>you'd be the last person on earth I would tell

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?!!?!?!?
YOU WILL BE THE LAST PERSON I TELL!!!!

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Love how he comes in all calm after Trump just yelled at that dumb lady.

Thyeve got a good yingyang

Is this the ENOUGH lady?

Consequences!!!!
>Consequences!!!!
Consequences!!!!
>Consequences!!!!
Consequences!!!!
>Consequences!!!!
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

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Pence is fucking Better Bush

HOLY SHIT IF AMERICANS DONT TAKE THE STREETS AND MARCH TOWARDS TO THE WHITE HOUSE TO MAKE THE ORANGE QUIT I LOSE ALL RESPECT IN HUMANITY
THE PLUMPF IS UNHINGED!

What did she ask again, I missed it
pic for attention

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There will never ever be another conference like this. No one could even write this.

its yinyang btw

>WHO PRODUCED THE VIDEO
>WHY ARE THERE NO CONSEQUENCES

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god damn I love his interactions with these corrupt fucks
so some real journalism for fucks sake, media

2015 TRUMP IS BACK BOYS IF NUMBERS HE SHITS ON BIDEN WITH THE SAME LINES

>mutts cooming to a hapa mutt
what else is new

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No, blonde woman in the front. That is Chanel Rion from OANN and is a decent reporter.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS PENCE IS BUSH X2

CCP wants a war, it stupidly thinks that it will focus Chinese people to work with them if it gets one. The idiots treated people like slaves and expect them to side with them when shit hits the fan? they will execute the CCP in the streets and welcome any enemy.

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>WHY WOULD I TELL YOU
YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON ON THE PLANET THAT WILL FIND OUT

I was late today. Has anything good happened?

thanks pajeet i feel so culturally enriched

BASED PENCE. BACKS UP PRESIDENT TRUMP LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION.

Love when she comes in from the corner with messed up hair and out of breath like she just got done giving a mean BJ to half the high school football team.

Omg Pence..

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this is the enough cunt:

Because that's all they know, they aren't reporters or journalists, they're frauds.

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>The cable news shows will be full of salt and seethe tonight... it’s gonna be awesome

you'd be the last person on earth I would tell

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The guest spots of controlled talking to give people a break from the chaos that trump is bringing. Its beautiful

mein got

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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cool it with the condescension bro

>Are there going to be consequences for China?
>What are the consequences for China?
Bitch, yeah, I'm definitely going to tell you security clearance level shit for you to run off with in a news piece to try to start a war

Certified QT 3.14

pence zzzzz

Because these sheep reporters are under orders from their programming directors and producers to do so.
Those orders are there because it's the TV producers' job to ensure that everyone gets their news from them, and not from the horse's mouth, in Trump's case a most noble stallion.
The "gotcha" is the easiest way to reign in doubters who might leave the cult of media personalities.

Re watch the WHOLE thing

Today was a good day

>THE AUTHORITY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNTIED STATES IS TOTAL

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"What are China's consequences for this?"

Did she come from a cancelled airline or something?

*gott

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You missed an amazing amount of amazing

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CNN is going to be seething over this press briefing for weeks.

Things for sure happened.

Good is questionable.

What moron would think the VP would undercut the POTUS in front of filthy slime creatures like them.

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Check out CNN, on mute, it is fucking hilarious.
Angry Trump is best timeline.

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nah most boring presser yet

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Pence as the tag team partner is perfect.
Notice how the squawking stops when he speaks?

nice qt
>but in this pic she looks like someone with lazy eyes

You have to watch this from the start. Everyone's BTFO of each other

You gotta watch the whole thing from the start lol. Epic.

Notice the absolute silence when the Silver Fox speaks.

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You'd think democrats would be totally on board with this. Oh yeah....their guy isn't in, so autocracy isn't cool rn

oh god she's so beautiful I am not worthy to walk the earth my OANN queen rules

No. THIS is the "ENOUGH" cunt

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lol you can tell that was planned bait by trump. he wanted them to go to pence with that question.

lol, she's a dumb plastic whore whose job is to read out shit she gets sent to her phone.

>timestamp montage of press channels kvetching and claiming covid is no big deal
>reporters flip shit about being called flip floppers
>trump saying he has authority during crisis mode but has not used that yet, which means he would if used have authority to open things up again
>ENOUGH to reporters face

Trump shits on them, Pence cleans it up with his nice and soothing way to talk. There could not be a better partership

No the blonde up front

>Reporter talks over the President and asks gotcha questions

Pence's comfy monotone.

It's gonna be ok folks. Alright? We American's always succeed.

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yeah, you're right, sorry.

White hair does that

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Nice proof that this person believes Females should have more rights, what a sexist, Trump already did this to many male reporters before.

she met her husband at a CIA recruitment event lol

Juden? That nose is suspect

Haha I love this pasta and it's true my brother married one. Literal jungle niggers all.

Why does he wear the mask!!?!?

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

This

ENOUGH

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STOP SHOUTING YOU CUNT

Good day

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Of course the OANN conservative is a sexy young asian chick

Literally what the fuck

man, pence is one smooth motherfucker. he could actually run in 2024. shame he is probably more establishment republican and wont call out the fake news media

They fear the electric pence. He will easily speak softly as he will commissar a reporter on live tv

>you will never have a Pence to calmly bring your enemies around to your side on your claim that your power is absolute

Agreed.

You could say that "enough" has happened to ensure that the basic gestalt would not contain all the information or all the butthurt.

FOR YOU

Rallies were getting stale desu, excoriating the media daily over a pandemic is a comfy pick me up.
Fuck China!

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This.

OI M8

just fucking with you bro i love indians

>that doomer shill in the background

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what the fuck is that guy doing there?

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I can't take this actor seriously after I recently saw episodes of Baywatch Hawaii. That commercial where he took off his build wasn't terribly far off.

WHO WAS THE AUTIST WITH THE MASK REPORTER? HE LOOKED LIKE A Yas ForumsLLACK

Thanks anons

MASKED REPORTER!!!
>MASKED REPORTER!!!
MASKED REPORTER!!!
>MASKED REPORTER!!!

>wont call out the fake news media
I feel he would be the guy that doesn't mention it but rigs their studio to accidentally explode in retaliation. Don't fuck with Don Pence

ITS LITERALLY Yas Forums IF THEY WERE A REPORTER. THIS GUY POSTS HERE 100% GUARANTEED

Aids compromised immune system

How is that known lol

Sucking all the cocks

Panty sniffing

If you take his mask off will he die?

Only one in the room that knows

America wtf?

Why does he wear the mask?

The fire rises

no one cared who he was till he put on the mask

anyone have the video blasting the media?

Take THAT!!

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NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK

Oh man, I wish I had time to do something like this: get the live feeds from CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, etc and put them real time next to the WH feed, just to see the reactions. I'm honestly super bummed I wasn't watching The Five to see what they had to say.

Is this the greatest conference he ever held?

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It would be extremely libelous

The Virgin Bane

>I wish her a lot of luck
Michael BTFO

it has been reported. Her husband currently works for the DIA

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What's up, Nazis?

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EVERYONE ITT, REPLY TO HER "ENOUGH".

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National

>her

>you're a big guy

>CNN changed the feed back to their talking heads

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April 1st with Milley was also good

It would be very painful

>NOT MY COMMIE

No during the primaries it was this level too... the one with Trump steaks and Trump wine was epic

Best fucking meme that will never die.

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Sup bitch. Let me suck your tits.

I wish....

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her chin

And yet they are telling Bernie Bros to become Biden's Hoes.

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What happened to the Press? When did it become all kikes, faggots, and bitches?

Bane?

what do you call this chin to dimple phenotype? I don't like it.

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CNN already cut to talking heads

2020 is going to be Better 2016

why does the cnn bitch keep trying to put her questions in and interrupt him when it's obvious he only lets you talk if he points at you

>I wouldn't tell you
>Matter of fact you'd probably be the last person I tell.

Absolutely underground based and BTFO

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Here we go again

I thought Jay Leno didn't want kids

the 70s

It's always been

Look up "muckraker", they were always scum.

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>you know your mask reminds me of that movie with batman, the great batman, terrific film go ahead please

>my first whitehouse press pass

They did that within the first 20 minutes of the briefing. Tony nuked from orbit their misinterpretation of his interview and Trump's clip video immediately sent them running.

Fix your shit please.

Your VP is better at leading your nation than your p.

God I bet she has 5 fur babies

ok boomer

I was cooking and missed it? I don’t give a shit about politics, what did the science ppl say about opening up??

>Trump lets state governors take the reins
>Trump no conservative because he no let states take control
This bitch is crazy.

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What oufit is ENOUGH-BITCH representing?

I KEKED ON THAT LIVE
ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION

Never forget this

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Ahead of schedule

Pipe down leaf, your President is Castro's son and a giant faggot.

Shutup chink, I know you're in hongcouver.

there've always been scummy journalists, but it used to be they were rightfully called out as scummy journalists - muckrackers, tabloid writers, etc... now they're the norm

Bill Nye did a dance video on it.

>I was cooking and missed it?
why are you asking us? Learn to use punctuation.

POTUS Kushner just said everything Alex Jones says is correct.

And people will watch the video and see he used third person and then we laugh.

this goy is the best goy

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>Memeflag
Swing and a miss
Have you not watched American media before? Not after they get the material but while they get it? Everyone in the globe see's the output of american media, procuring the raw materials for it is hilarious

a shitty leaf complaining about other presidents..

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Top kek

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POTUS Kushner: "we have a Constitutional problem"

I DID MY PART

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Tea Leaf no social credits for you.

>THEY STOPPED IN GUAM NOT VIETNAM
TRUMP NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU BLEW IT AT THE END

So funny I forgot about all the dead Americans.

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>A fucking leaf
You will be annexed soon. Look forward to getting more of your paycheck soon. Unless you're on that faggot french side.

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man she is fatter these days

Being hyperbolic shit-talkers is apparently more profitable, though given CNN's multi-year meltdown I have to wonder for how much longer.

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That profile pic could be a new JUST candidate

JOHN
>CAN'T
LET
>IT
GO

He is mutt, but your nation is falling into shit with an absolute nutter at the helm.

Wait did he just name drop Vietnam? In what context kek?

>can I get a quick rundown

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Do these people not understand its a national emergency?

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Perfect the other states should not be funding fuckup governors like they already have been.

A B S O L U T E P O W E R

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The TR had a liberty visit in Vietnam before Guam

A fucking leaf

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CRASHING THIS CONFERENCE

Gonzo Journalism

Weren't they angry just yesterday that Trump wasn't acting like a dictator?

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>WHO MADE THAT VIDEO
>I dunno, some guy. We made that in like 20 minutes.

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>Detroit

I suspect you're not that bothered

Based.

Do these people know we have been in an ongoing federal state of emergency since the civil war? Jesilus Crhist have mercy

they do not

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>Armchair lawyers coming out of the woodworks

>I dont know what he would do with it

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>Americans

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Cool keep me posted

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