I can't go out to get a haircut because it wasn't an "essential business"

I can't go out to get a haircut because it wasn't an "essential business".

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I needed a trim before this shit started.
I now look like this.

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Fire your local government.

It was the state.

Long hair is metal as fuck tho.

Get a set of clippers off ebay and give yourself a buzzcut

I shaved my hair completely off. I now look like Edward Norton from American History X.

That's not the point. People are still flying all around creation and they shut down the barber shops. That is retarded.

My boss got his gay son's boyfriend to give me a haircut for free and it's the best Ive ever looked

Did he give a free succ as well?

I’ve been cutting my own hair for a decade, quit being a homo

Fag

I was due for a cut right when this whole shit show started in early March. Last week we got clippers and my wife cut it in 3 minutes.

I refer to it as a Corona cut.

What's your wife's son think?

are you a zoomer? fuckin buzz it man, pretty hair is gay.

You're still responsible for the state government. Fix your government. It's your government.

Yes I am starting to look like a hobo

The boys are back in town

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Jesus man you look terminally ill

I'd quit my regular barber if there was a cute twink gayboy giving out free succ with a haircut

Jesus please shave. Your hair isn’t that bad, your facial hair is disgusting. All it’s telling people is that you’re too onion to grow a proper beard

I think you missed "at"

Fact

>Jesus please shave. Your hair isn’t that bad, your facial hair is disgusting. All it’s telling people is that you’re too onion to grow a proper beard
I usually so but i ve run out of razors and havent been outside in 5 weeks. I agree though its completly horrible and I am also a fucking manlet and ontop of that romanian

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mfw you're absolutely right.
TOP KEK

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Just be ursrlf ;)

>Not cutting your own hair this whole time
Never gonna make it

>havent been outside in 5 weeks.

That is exactly what that facial hair is communicating to everyone who sees you. "Holy shit, this guy is either mentally disabled or a real threat to civilization." is the kindest way I can put it.

Go buy a fucking razor and shave it off already. Be an adult. Be a man.

I cut my own hair the other day. Put you hand extended on your head. Cut any hair sticking past the fingers. Repeat for entire head. Use a mirror to tidy up sides and back.

>Not being bald
You are in the wrong timeline.

>Be an adult. Be a man.
You sound like a woman. A man does whatever he wants. "Men" do what is expected of them.

>Not either having a buzzcut or long hair