/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3178

► Detected: 1,918,671 (+66,414) ► Died: 119,212 (+5,018) ► Day: 95 (-07:03:24)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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Shortages of chemicals for testing begin again in the US
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Thousands line up for hours at food banks in the US
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1 killed, 45 arrested after coronavirus riot in Brussels
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US running out of sedatives for ventilators
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>INFO
South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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27 year old without conditions dies in China
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19 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
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>REMINDER
China burning bodies without testing or registration
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
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>LATEST
18:41: 99 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Africa
18:40: 351 new cases and 4 new deaths in Israel
18:38: 125 new cases and 5 new deaths in Egypt
18:25: 422 new cases and 41 new deaths in Brazil
18:08: 371 new cases and 21 new deaths in Ohio
18:05: 138 new cases in South Dakota

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>119K Dead in 5 months from Corona
>The world is ending!!!! Panic!!!1

Friendly reminder:
• 151,600 people die each day

• 6,316 people die each hour

• 105 people die each minute

• Nearly two people die each second

• 55.3 million people die each year

More people die in a single day than this can kill in 5 months.
>muhh exponential
Been below the peak for 10 days, stfu hahahaha

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>Dead: 119,540
lol, still only 119,540.
How many days has it been stuck at 119,540? Four days? Five days?

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What!?! 0_0

Oh~ It's you /cee vee ghe/! xD

You scared me soooo much! Dun sneak up on me like that!! (´°ω°｀)

I knew you wouldn't give up! ȌωȌ

I wuv you soooo much!

You know how much? (ʘωʘ)

This much~! ;3

*Surprise huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

*Tight wuggles*

Remember you are very very important to me! ´･ᴗ･`

We will make it through this! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

-Double boops your nose and tummy tum tum-

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Trump is Live

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is belgium a real country?

Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is
Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:
The American virus.

公民 902-484-635 - 複製粘貼上述文本。在驗證完成後存入的貸方。

HI GARY, I LOVE YOU, MAN.

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It's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? Is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. It isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

>YOU ARE SUSPECTED

nice

Kill yourself.

Hi Gary!

enjoy your culturally enriched cuisine kraut

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Human behavior and betrayal applies to all of us. It exists within ourselves. You love somebody. Do you? What is love? You have to have hope and spirit. Be an optimist. But can you handle all your human behavior or other's behavior? You don't want to be good, but great.

what a terrible day to have eyes

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Can anyone honestly say they think the lockdowns were worth it?

also new baker needed please update stats using
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
goodnight frens

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Our meme magic is transcending the time-space continuum lads

Which meme has yet to come true now? So far we have

>Airborne
>4 week incubation time
>Attacks red blood cells ability to carry oxygen and carbon dioxide
>Attacks the nervous system
>Reinfection or Dormant capability
>High mutation rate, vaccine is impossible without triggering ADE
>Attacks immune system T-cells like HIV

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Virus has been cancelled in Germany

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>2020
>wears a chink mask
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but people are dying
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's for our own good!!!
It's not, as long as you social distance and don't have comorbid conditions

>it's....IT'S FOR ALL OF OUR PROTECTION!!!
Who told you wearing a chink mask will protect the world from coronavirus, fucking Dr. Fauci?

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You must be new here.

Gary is love, Gary is life.

Plot twist : Gary is Tommy Wiseau.

...

The current Japanese government is out of focus and friendly to China.

However, public dissatisfaction with the government has increased considerably,
There is a possibility that the policy will be reversed.
Because China is afraid of it, it is desperate for appealing information and crafting a friendly mood for Japan.

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So America beat Coronavirus? Amazing sounds like the country is ready to open in May

Checked.
And yes.
Also why your people let your 12yo women fuck elder mutts?

you probably recognize them as the state of waffles

tell me if this is real and please show proof...

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No

So this is the power of China?

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no......ACCELERATEEEEEEE

no because less people died

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how delete post

Japan is fucked, it's too late.

Public safety reminder: All Americans, please remember to go to WalMart to get tested for Coronavirus.

Thank you.

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Fuck you peronist. No gary no life.

You're talking to Mehmet not Hans.

Who /here/ ready for negative WTI and Brent oil prices?

New York State 1/1839
Spain 1/2910
Italy 1/3202
Belgium 1/3795
France 1/5076
Netherlands 1/6881
UK 1/7440
Switzerland 1/8552
Sweden 1/11758
Ireland 1/17087
USA 1/17516
Iran 1/19592
Denmark 1/23449
Portugal 1/23662
Germany 1/29674
China 1/42979
Canada 1/66063
Turkey 1/81510
Nothingburger

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Yes. The lockdowns are worth it.

While death is sad for the living left behind, for the dying, it is merely a passage out of this physical body to a spiritual existence, free of this mortal coil. If one turns off the radio, the music is still there. For all we know, the dead weep for us.

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 Ai Wei Wei 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Umbrella protests Extradition Law 纸老虎 Hong Kong protests 李文良医生 Democracy won the Vote 习近平的阴茎很小。 每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

>Which meme has yet to come true now? So far we have
God I want it to survive outside the host for a flat 10 days

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will do

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To be fair the lockdowns are going to kill a ton of people who no longer have health insurance (if the economy collapses, which it might).

Is the happening over? Serious question...

kek

its as if the people who died from coronachan had it easier

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Two planets of ham, sitting at Taco Bell
Started emitting a most heinous smell!
While scarfing down tacos, each blubbery whale
Was farting as quickly as they could inhale!
The plate was near empty, one lone taco sat,
Starting the battle of bulge, the fight of the fat!
The combat was short, for one fell on her back,
Dead (no surprise) from her twelfth heart attack.
The victor was pleased, ate her prize with a smile,
Then inhaled everyone else’s food, Kirby-style.
There moral would be (though it’s too late for that)
Stop eating like a hippo, you fat fucking fat!

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Its not over until there's a vaccine, granted if one is even possible. Get comfy, and enjoy the long ride. This isn't a short happening.

No big business and kikes need the line to go up and people to come back to work until they drop so they can cash out with some of their losses recovered.

it hasnt even begun

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La tenes adentro globoludo.
Viva Perón carajo!

Not even close. By May we're gonna have a huge spike due to easter and lifting restrictions.

Yes we've got to get back to work and make the world great again. I hope you bought your stocks already? It's going to the MOON!

Thanks to many support of all over the world Virus is on retreat in your home too. You should thank.

>Free Tibet
"Tibet" was established by British to split China
>The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989
lies by american CIA
>The Great Leap Forward
1/3 what Chairman Mao did was bad 2/3 was good
>Human Rights, Democratization, Freedom, Independence
Like United States bringed to Latin America? Right?
>Taiwan
Puppet state of United States
>The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region
Again try to split China
>Winnie the Pooh
is not funny

2 weeks and it will go down the complete shitter after easter, its going to be lit

>he doesn't know about gary
ugh

why yes I eat Taco Bell a lot. how could you tell?

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This. Spain is already fucking sending people back to work this week and opening constructions sites kek, and Germany is opening schools next week

So the Japanese government likes China but your people hate them?

Does your government think China could attack Taiwan soon?

oh boy, saved. that'll not age well

while i appreciate the cuteness WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RUN

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What're you wearing to his party?

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checked man, keep up the good work

Also kinda remembered this right now and I think it's important if war really happened. because even pol does not know about this. Remember when a lot of experts were blinded-sided because of how fast NKs technological progress especially with ICMBS? Japan suspects that South Korea is sending US data/arms to China and China is giving it to NK.

If there's a war, Worst korea will go full chinkapoo or neutral.

anonymous-post.mobi/archives/12749 yahoo link if you don't trust this site.

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>literally no way of knowing this because they still aren't doing random testing, which is the only way to know what the actual death rate is
>models all accounted for distancing and lockdowns, still had to be revised down
>trillions of dollars pissed away so a few boomers could live an extra year

Fauci with a gun to his head lmao

Imagine when this ends and the actual death count comes out, including all the ones you didn't test post mortem

New Orleans, 1/69

1 out of every 69, yes.

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fauci gave that last reporter the death stare kek

that man is safe

>Why?
because lying

Gary makes it better

It's a bot, you mong.

>ARE YOU BEGIN PUSHED TO SAY THAT, DR. FAUCI?
>No, course not *half-fake nervous smile*

That's what I was saying. get ready for a spike after easter which will be Thursday or friday

is this real?

What did he say? I don't bother watching the conferences anymore, its always the same thing

1/69 has been infected I meant.

I heard they want to open schools in Germany and lift some restrictions, is this fake news?

how long does it last outside?

I would

I expected you guys to know better

kek based

hows australia handling this cute virus

they want to embrace this cutey

Xi is dead and you're next, bug

and you responded to the pasta reply to the bot.

>tell me if this is real and please show proof...
Nothing yet. Lots of clickbait out there, but still possible. We have to be patient and wait. Frustrating waiting, tho.

I just want you to be happy and safe :(

>La tenes adentro globoludo.
>Viva Perón carajo!
What an amazing intelect. Very white.

No shit, this weekend there were lots of people out for easter.
>2 more weeks
another national fest 25 april and 1 may, expect even more people even if todays fruits will be ripe to collect
>2 more weeks
WHY ISNT THE LOCKDOWN WORKING
WHY NUMERINOS ARE GROWING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PACK IT UP BOYS

Trump just said the unemployment numbers are the BEST in USA history.
BANG. Happening cancelled.

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I know.

Probably a few hours depending on the temperature and surface, if it ain't hot and the surface is smooth and a bit cold then a day or two. If outside and normal temp then probably a few hours like 3-5

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they will decide wednesday

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>watch lump live stream
wtf hes trying to save his ass on live media like a little child
>the actual state of muttland

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>14% unemployment

Is he actually demented

"No, I wasn't critizing Mr. President" "It was a bad choise of words, I didn't mean that... Mr. President did really good..." Blah, blah. Sucking Trump's cock.

time24.news/c24/2020/04/chile-counts-coronavirus-deaths-as-recovered-because-they-are-no-longer-contagious-world.html
Clown country.

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>boop poster is back

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Thanks

what’s going on in Germany
Why are they going China mode?

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No, it's Photoshopped.

Think you mean based country user

Unlike the Japanese government's policy, many Japanese are angry about the inhumaneness of the CCP.
The current government will not move if China landed in Taiwan.
However, if that happens, the public may get angry and overthrow the government.

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HA HA HA
OH WOW

>Oil still collapsing

OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOKS LIKE DRUMPF'S DEAL DIDN'T WORK BROS

This is kinda based.

Also I don't know anymore; someone keeps telling me that everything in this reality is a psyop and glowniggers and invisible elite control everyone and that many things are control op. How Yas Forums is a honeypot and the whole of the internet. Reality is collpasing because I don't know anymore. Corona is causing a chasm. There is movement everywhere and I don't know if the leaf is fed or the whole spooks and glows everywhere. What's going on? Tall whites?

>tfw I have an awfully painful toothache and the dentist will remain closed until God knows when
I want to enjoy not going to work while it's still sustainable but I can't

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The corpses are still contagious

I can live with that failure.

he said we had the lowest unemployment numbers before the economic shutdown

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Diooos, te comerian crudo fuera de BA, eh.

will we finally get uncensored porn once overthrown?

whati s going on in this press release
ELITE COPE
aHAHAHAHAHA
DESPERAT E DA

Easter Monday is a holliday and most labs and local governments are closed

Don't forget Ebola reappearing in Congo.

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Are the Japanese really able to overthrow the government?

no they wont you stupid chink, stop trying to act like a tough guy

I am pretty sure dentists are considered essential care in Belgium and still accessible.

Merkel went back to her nuclear bunker.

>health food instead of corn syrup
>strong hygiene standards,laws & controls
>actually washing our hands
>following rules instead of lolparty
>high testing density and testing capacity
>never stopped contact tracing and testing contacts
>system detects asymptomatic and mild cases
>high standard and german engineering (r) => good care for our patients
>superior aryan genes
totally not lying

is this real life? is Trump really showing the media sucking ass in his conference? wtf is this world lol

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user whaaaat

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>the public may get angry and overthrow the government.
Having interacted with nips a lot, they are only vocal online. They will just say "it can't be helped" and go on with their lives.

lol

WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT VIDEO EVEN REAL
HAHDHSFBHHDHGHFGHFG
I CAN'T
WHAT IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

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Just stop testing and reassign deaths to different causes. Forcing the economy along for another quarter is more important.

going by italy data it should be multiplied by two if anything

>corona and Ebola fuse together.
Because it’d happen in a nigger country I bet the world would be all over it in an instant and quarantine all of Africa from the first case, not just the Congo LMFAO.

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>People in Slovenia upset about being quarantined over a nothingburger
>It's a nothingburger because we are quarantined

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what video

youtube.com/watch?v=sehX0HNUCcA

What did they mean by this?

>muh revised models

Kek, what'd I miss? Haven't been able to stomach pressers since early March, except for that canadian cutie.

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Whatever the hell is going on the conference lol
youtube.com/watch?v=t3_zztRLVA4

How to delete chinks

wait no, there is country counting deaths as recovered because they are not infecting ppl anymore.

Everyone's making fun of us right now, and we deserve it.

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Corona is over now, why are these threads still a thing?

F

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It was anti-med bioweapon. Northern and eastern euros are immune

no deaths, no problem
economy is more important

Look on the bright side. After herds all get sirborne Aids we will be on the non-pozzed side of aparthait