What the fuck happens here? Are these even actual countries?

French Guiana is an actual colony. They have military bases

They're brazil but worse, if you can believe it

SHUT UP DAD, YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ME! I HATE YOU, I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
I'M GOING TO MY ROOM!

French Guiana is not. It's a dept of France.
Guyana is essentially a Caribbean nation. Like Belize.
Suriname is a shithole where everybody lives in Paramarimbo

stop obsessing about my BBC all the time it's flattering but it's getting annoying

A shit load of poos and niggers, the EU's spaceport and forests.

I don't know but they make some really good kool-aid

Multicultural shitholes with literally mutts, who have mostly poo's, nigger's, spic's genes. Guyana was ruled by coalburning Jewess for some time

Guyana has one of the highest suicide rates in the world because all the poos own farms given by the British and when they go bankrupt they swallow pesticide so they dont have to live in nigger ghettos

Suriname people run to Holland because they speak dutch and their country sucks

Stop Making up fake countries OP, you know damn well those places don’t exist, I’ve never heard of them

In theory French Guiana has an External European Union border.

>which is horrifying when you think about it as a point of unsecured entry and once documented a person can move unrestricted within any Schengen country.

I think it's most valuable for launching to orbit due to its proximity to the Equator.

Does French Guiana have white people? Are they EU citizens? Is it civilized?

And some facilities for launching rockets in Kourou.

Rainforest Jungle shitholes full of Niggers brought from Africa (former slaves) & Poo in Loo Pajeets immigrants from India.

Like Haiti & Jamaica, most of native Injun population was genocided & massacred during colonization, then replaced and outnumbered by Niggers & Pajeets.

Hispanic Brown & Whites are a minority there.

The Brown people living there are Poo in Loo Pajeets from India rather than Mediterranean Hispanic.

Guyana -> Former British Colony
Suriname -> Former Dutch Colony
French Guayana -> Currently a French Overseas Territory (so basically a Colony)

French Guiana has one of highest Nigger percentages in Americas, on the same level as Jamaica & Haiti.

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You know you're an irrelevant country when the CIA doesn't even bother with destabilizing your government.

Literally nothing. Probably the most boring fucking countries on Earth. Probably filled with Brazilian fugitives as well

oh jesus you're tarded. French Guiana is where the French launch their rockets from. It's a great place to visit and get hookers and see rockets launch. They don't have to worry about the aids and shit is cheap.The other two are just like africa except without aids. Guyana is in a proxy war with Venezuela.

Almost sounds like paradise having lived in clown world for so long. I know it'd be its own form of hell though.

Most of them are black.
The whites come mostly from mainland for working as soldiers, physicians, engeeners (mostly in Kourou for the rockets).
Yet, there have been some whites here for generations, they are descents from the first settlers, their family hold the greatest food firms in French Guiana, they are known as "béké".

suicide, proof multiculturalism is wrong

about half of Guyanese are actually Indians who were tricked into moving there as indentured servants. they speak English and there is a large number of indo-guyanese in NYC and they're generally based as hell and nice, if a bit dim.

french guiana isnt a country, its an overseas departement of france.
also, this is where france launches their fucking rockets, there is a huge base there. of course now it has become a EU thing so niggers like poland romania and bulgaria can say they have a fucking space program

I knew a guy from Guyana. He said basically the entire population lives along the coast, and the whole rest of the country is rainforest. He also said the absolute coldest it gets is the 70's F. He doesn't miss it at all.

we use the french one to lauch rockets, the other two are shit and could be given to venezuela and brasil

People drink Kool-Aid.

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They launch their rockets for there. If one was rich it might be a cool place to hide/live.

The few positive things I can tell about French Guayana are:

#1 French have a Space Centre there, that European Space Agency use to launch Rockets into Space. It employs most of White engineers & soldiers mentioned by #2 Guayanas have lots of mineral ores such as Gold & diamonds. Just as Africa.
> filled with Brazilian fugitives as well
Most Brazilian living there are Illegal Gold miners.
youtu.be/A2HYBTNl3uI

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Isn't it just a jungle with a bit of coastline? Basically Liberia: South America version.

is that a pic from the jim jones massacre ?

Plus, France has to contribute to EU's security because we are the only ones who have a decent army, these shitty countries better have to accept some migrants.

I heard one of those countries is actually cursed.

Are people in Martinique, Guadeloupe and Guiana allowed to freely move to France?

Yeah, but it wasn't really a massacre, just a mass suicide.

Here's a tl;dr aboutt his part of South America most people refer to as the "wild coast"

It actually isn't that wild. French Guiana has the highest standard of living out of the three because France poured so much money into infrastructure and they have a space station there in Kourou, the people are a mix of everything: French, indians, black, vietnamese, Guyana is full of Hindus and blacks and is dangerous, Suriname has a bunch of Brazilians up there who pan for gold, there are Brazilian restos, salons, TV stations, ect, but it was a Dutch colony and everyone can speak Dutch though the accent is a bit different from the Netherlands, but the native language for most is Sranan Tongo, which is a creole based on English, not Dutch. You see this often Suriname, you see English everywhere, like the newspaper will have an English title, but it's written entirely in Dutch. They also no shit eat monkeys there. The food is great because there's a shit ton of Indonesians and Chinese around and their food is top-tier.

You should probably visit these places, it's like having a little of Britain in Guyana, a little of France in French Guiana and a little of Netherlands in Suriname without actually having to fly to Europe

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Yes, they have the same rights as mainland citizens. Actually, they're considered as French citizen.

that's us.