/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3177 - EMERGENCY BAKE EDITION

► Detected: 1,909,804 (+57,579) ► Died: 118,507 (+4,313) ► Day: 95 (-07:03:24)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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Shortages of chemicals for testing begin again in the US
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Thousands line up for hours at food banks in the US
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1 killed, 45 arrested after coronavirus riot in Brussels
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US running out of sedatives for ventilators
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>INFO
South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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27 year old without conditions dies in China
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19 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
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>REMINDER
China burning bodies without testing or registration
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
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>LATEST
18:41: 99 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Africa
18:40: 351 new cases and 4 new deaths in Israel
18:38: 125 new cases and 5 new deaths in Egypt
18:25: 422 new cases and 41 new deaths in Brazil
18:08: 371 new cases and 21 new deaths in Ohio
18:05: 138 new cases in South Dakota

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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting

So germany wants to (partly) open schools again next week, what does /cvg/ think? Does it make sense?

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recap over here

since when do poos know how to bake? there's something afoot.....

only the chinese owned ones

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So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums


Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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>"For most people, the coronavirus causes mild or moderate symptoms, such as fever and cough that clear up in two to three weeks. For some, especially older adults and people with existing health problems, it can cause more severe illness, including pneumonia, and death."

>fox32chicago.com/news/meat-plant-closes-after-293-workers-test-positive-nations-meat-supply-could-take-a-hit

Why is the media hiding the truth about corona-chan in some local chicago news article about a different state/city??

Sure would like to go back to work. But instead our rights are getting removed, our neetbux are being 'delayed' and further funds are nonexistant. The economy is going to see massive inflation from the fed just printing trillions of dollars in several months and everyone is suspicious of everything that anyone says.
How long until the riots start?

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One of you two should delete your thread. Yours was made first, though.

These threads are getting kinda boring. I don't think we're ever going to get an apocalyptic surge, it'll just fluctuate between 1k and 10k deaths for a couple years.

Go to China... Retard.

I’ll ask again since I got no response last thread: when is Fauci being removed?

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Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is


Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:

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There was a bizarre story on our state broadcaster Yle's website today about the Swedish reaction to their neighbours' responses to the virus. They had apparently had straight up fake news about panic in Helsinki when the capitol's province got "lock off" (not really) from the rest of Finland.

>blame Italy
>blame Spain
>blame USA
>blame Russia
>blame
STFU chink we don't forget

It's 4:11 pm and there's not even 60k new cases. Nice happening you got there.

Yeap thats my thought too....going to the argie cvg

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I have been an emergency baker a number of times already, the OP picture is from one of such threads where I asked for pictures for baking new threads.

yes lol, 9 seconds apart apparently.

>post
>pic
Terrible bait

Adds up

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youtube.com/watch?v=rmXjivXTm8I

JAMA video of NY hospitals

first one is true rest not really.

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show us your real flag, Chang

The global supply chains will get progressively more fragile, and it won't be possible to shore everything up before something collapses for someone.

The other argie isn't even Argiebro of baking renown. But he did link to his thread in the previous thread first so his will likely get the greater traffic.

Guys I’m legit starting to believe that our meme’s have a way to influence reality

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There's a twitter hashtag making fun of people thinking this virus started in a lab. Does anybody know were this thing actually came from?

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Guys, the hatred for China is really getting out of hand on here. Covid is bringing out the worst in people. Can we please tone it down a bit?

Moreover, I'm not a chinese person, but I'd contend that calling it the chinese virus does nothing but inflame the barely latent racism against chinese people.

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ignore new fags, theres 4 bakers outside of Argie

Ching Chong ding dong

>fat
>unkempt beard
>large frame glasses
>cuts his own hair

Is this every single leftist male?

bait

BCIDEN?

University of North Carolina, made by a staff including several Chinese nationals

>There was a bizarre story on our state broadcaster Yle's website today about the Swedish reaction to their neighbours' responses to the virus. They had apparently had straight up fake news about panic in Helsinki when the capitol's province got "lock off" (not really) from the rest of Finland.
Are you surprised that our easily impressed plebs are fed bullshit about how you react? I am so sad about the state of my countrymen.

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Chinise Bot/NPC are sure effetive

>I have been an emergency baker a number of times already
based emergency pajeet, have a reddit gold on me

Is cutting your own hair degenerate? I was kind of planning on trying

Ohw herro, fellow Westenel. I aglee completely

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If only. We just do our due diligence by reading research papers and case studies, unlike the media.

I wish this guy had digitized his work. His drawing were great and I only grabbed a few.

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Is coronavirus the white horseman?

Li it's okay to admit you fucked up.

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not if you make it look good. Just nu males always dont give a shit about their own appearance.

nypost.com/2020/04/13/starving-rats-resort-to-war-cannibalism-during-the-coronavirus-lockdown/

Rattenkreig!

Anyone have a source for the different strains that are in different parts of the globe?

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Recent threads seem a little bit slow, did all of you westerners died?

I haven't seen some of the bots today.

It's not degenerate, and if you are under lockdown, it's understandable.

they get banned and then they move them to different vpns. Its always bots

its the bots fucking the threads that make it faster also people get annoyed with them and start leaving

what were they saying? I didn't notice them.