/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3176

► Detected: 1,909,804 (+57,579) ► Died: 118,507 (+4,313) ► Day: 95 (-07:03:24)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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Shortages of chemicals for testing begin again in the US
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Thousands line up for hours at food banks in the US
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1 killed, 45 arrested after coronavirus riot in Brussels
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US running out of sedatives for ventilators
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>INFO
South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Patients remain on ICU for 20 days on artificial ventilation
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27 year old without conditions dies in China
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19 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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Survival rate if you need a ventilator is very low
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>REMINDER
China burning bodies without testing or registration
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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Mayor in Italy says death toll 4 times higher than detected
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Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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"Germany doesn't test post-mortem", Spanish biologist
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>LATEST
18:41: 99 new cases and 2 new deaths in South Africa
18:40: 351 new cases and 4 new deaths in Israel
18:38: 125 new cases and 5 new deaths in Egypt
18:25: 422 new cases and 41 new deaths in Brazil
18:08: 371 new cases and 21 new deaths in Ohio
18:05: 138 new cases in South Dakota

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Fusion any day now

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Fi fi fo fum, this takes forever save me mum

There are reports infected prisoners in Ohio are being locked in solitary confinement to keep them separated—without treatment.

Does anyone have a list of countries that have called out china for their bullshit?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 577,332 (23,077) #2 Spain 169,496 (17,489) #3 Italy 159,516 (20,465) #4 France 136,779 (14,967) #5 Germany 128,208 (3,043) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 61,049 (1,296) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,688 (1,138) #13 Canada 25,548 (767) #14 Brazil 22,720 (1,270) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,040 (368) #18 Israel 11,586 (116) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 Ireland 10,647 (365) #21 South Korea 10,537 (217) #22 India 10,453 (358) #23 Peru 9,784 (193) #24 Ecuador 7,529 (355) #25 Chile 7,525 (82) #26 Japan 7,370 (123) #27 Poland 6,934 (245) #28 Romania 6,633 (331) #29 Norway 6,551 (134) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,318 (285) #32 Czech Republic 6,022 (143) #33 Pakistan 5,496 (93) #34 Saudi Arabia 4,934 (65) #35 Philippines 4,932 (315)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +17,032 (+972) #2 United Kingdom +4,342 (+717) #3 France +4,188 (+574) #4 Turkey +4,093 (+98) #5 Italy +3,153 (+566) #6 Spain +2,665 (+280) #7 Russia +2,558 (+18) #8 Iran +1,617 (+111) #9 India +1,248 (+27) #10 Canada +1,165 (+50) #11 Ireland +992 (+31) #12 Netherlands +964 (+86) #13 Belgium +942 (+303) #14 Brazil +528 (+47) #15 Saudi Arabia +472 (+6) #16 Sweden +465 (+20) #17 Mexico +442 (+23) #18 Israel +441 (+13) #19 Serbia +424 (+5) #20 Singapore +386 (+1) #21 Germany +354 (+21) #22 Portugal +349 (+31) #23 Belarus +341 (+3) #24 Romania +333 (+15) #25 Ukraine +325 (+10) #26 Indonesia +316 (+26) #27 Chile +312 (+2) #28 Philippines +284 (+18) #29 Switzerland +273 (+32) #30 Pakistan +266 (+2) #31 Poland +260 (+13) #32 Dominican Republic +200 (+4) #33 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #34 Denmark +144 (+12) #35 Kazakhstan +140 (+2)…

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I have to go to the pharmacy later. Should I go through the drive-thru like some kind of bitch, or should I go inside like a Chad so I can also buy Doritos and booze?

Let's look on the bright side. With current border policies no white person would ever catch that

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So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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i will never get to try vr

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Instead of wasting you time larping just do something productive, like learning a new language, working out, watching documentaries, practice playing an instrument or study something useful for your career/ personal culture.
For instance a friend of mine recorded this song
youtu.be/fY62ciU8fzQ

>Oi fack off
This is in britain?
twitter.com/OdiliTime/status/1249602054252707840

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Gratz on the 20k Italy. I’ll drink wine on your health tonight

spending my tax returns at buffalo wild wings, you guys want anything

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Americans are butthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is

Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on:
The American virus.

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To all of you racist scum denouncing China's ways of treating animals. Look in the mirror you wh*te scum. The barbaricness of the west is a crime against the world.

>You mean how we forcibly impregnate cows then separate the baby from it’s mother to take the milk for ourselves? Yeah that’s a pretty fucked up thing that the US and European countries do.

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The hidden Yas Forums discord link is discord gg qyf9x2n

It has to stay secret or (((discord))) will shut it down
As far as discord knows, it's an occult server
dhd

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Checked. Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boneless pizza

Someone spray the thread with Tiananmen pasta

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Guys, the hatred for China is really getting out of hand on here. Covid is bringing out the worst in people. Can we please tone it down a bit?

Moreover, I'm not a chinese person, but I'd contend that calling it the chinese virus does nothing but inflame the barely latent racism against chinese people.

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this is a great pic to shoop, if only people appreciated jeb! memes.

SECOND WAVE

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Can anyone post the muslim Chad gif refusing mask?

No Cheng

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not this faggot again.

>gross misuse of power by the police
100% britain

This shit is never gonna fucking end lmao I just want to go back outside. I always hated NEETs I can't stand this

So they’re basically putting them to death

>only 60k Americans dead in the end
unironically turned out to be a nothingburger in the end

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Nah it'll be tomorrow

It's been some time since I last posted Cure-Chan, so here, a sketch.

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GET BACK TO WORK

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Wow, we end up with right around the normal amount of yearly suicides due to this disease. SURE AM GLAD I LOST MY JOB OVER THIS

Anyone else gonna get a chink full service when this over just to stick it to the CCP

>Work closes
>Sent off home with full pay

truly the best apocalypse

>(+57,579)
I don't want to speak too fucking soon but that's a good number.

Work is reopening next week
>they will temp scan you on entry, if you have a fever then your effectively fired

Oh I'm sure the suicide numbers will be higher this year kek

1.
>It'll never come here
>Okay, it's here, but it only kills the elderly, and the sick
>It'll be fine

2.
>How did we let this happen?
>Aren't there measures in place to prevent this?
>Someone should have stopped this from happening!!!

3.
>Maybe we can lessen the impact if we stand far apart?
>What if I just always wear a mask? Will this just all go away soon?
>Hopefully we can follow these guidelines and be back to normal by August!

I've split these into 3, let's call them stages.
Let's also say there are 5 stages.
Which one's next?

cure chan has been strangely absent. ressurect her user

Tiananmen Square 1989