BERNIE BROS BTFO FOR THE FINAL TIME
OH NO NO NO NO
>Stream starts
>Gif of the cuban flag waving back and fourth on the breeze fills the screen
>Stays on screen for about 8 minutes as 6K bernie bros and rightwing trolls fill in the chat waiting to se what bernie is about to stream on his youtube channel.
>Video starts.
>Focuses on a disheveled, tired and clearly drunk bernie sanders with deep dark rings coloring the skin beneath his eyes
>"Hiya kids!" the old jew drunkenly spouts waving his hand and revealing a loaded hand gun in the process.
>"Welp! We uh, we didnt make it this year but im thats okay because I am endor-"
>Bernie Breaks down crying
>"Fucking piece a shit" he says softly wiping the tears from his eyes with the sleeve of the hand holding the gun
>"Sorry kids" he says glancing at the camera again
>"But like i was saying, I am endorsing my good friend Joe Biden for President of the United States and I am sure he wi- NO WAIT YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT!"
>"FUCK THE DNC"
>"FUCK Yas Forums!!"
>"FUCK Yas Forums!!"
>"WHAT YOU FUCKERS COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO SUPPORT ME JUST CAUSE IM JEWISH!?!?!"
>"JEWISH THAT'S YOUR ISSUE WITH ME!?!"
>"I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN THIS WAY!!!!"
>"I DIDNT ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!"
>"FUCK YOU NAZIS FUCKING ANTI-SEMTIC FUCKIN-"
>he stops himself
>begins crying loudly again berrying his head in his hands again
>looks up at the camera with red eyes after 2 solid minutes of crying like a bitch
>puts gun to his temple
>"I hope you're all happy." he whispers at the camera
*BANG*
...
After a few minutes one of the trolls hacks the chat and a song starts playing
>youtube.com
lol the madman. populists endorsing their opponent never works out. but then again there isn't a lot that can be done for biden, so in this instance bernie is just saving face for his own position.
Say the line cuck
topkek
I wanted to mine for salt so I went to the Bernie subreddit and there is nothing about it at all. Apparently Bernie can still win though.
MUTED HAHAHA
Why is he such a cuck?
How are the chapos going to rationalize this one, lads?
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm happy just knowing this could be happening in another timeline
I think you know the answer.
>leftists whine for years about the establishment and do #meetoo
>now having to back the rapist establishment candidate
Lube up that ass, berniebros. It's 2016 all over again.
wtf shes disgusting,
ppl actually pay money to get these pictures?
Cant wait to see that faggot Cenk reeeee about this one. Imagine getting cucked this hard over and over. Hey I bet there is still time to donate to Bernie one last time. Make that check payable to J.Biden, btw.
Ah shit....here we go again.
Eeeeeeeeeeewww what the actual fuck.
Top kek
>h-he can still win!
Bernie is the biggest Troll in Politics
this is the greatest power move that anyone has done to the "Commie Left", I would never of thought that the "Establishment Left" play a move like this but fuck they did it, and it was fucking great.
Tendies are cooking well today boys
So which Bernie dick sucker will off themselves over his continued treachery?
I mean how the fuck could you be dumb enough to support Bernie after getting burned in ‘16?
Bernie supporters are NOT working with a full deck, that’s for damn sure.
Now everyone point and laugh at stupid!
I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY
I FIND IT KINDA SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH IM DYING
ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
If Biden won, what would be a good country to move to?
FUCK YOU
FAKE NEWS UNTIL I HEAR ACTUAL AUDIO
>hand rubbing intensifies
Sorry, goyim, no refunds.
>BERN ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU
>BERN ME TWICE...WE ARE KEKS
>"We need you in the White House. I will do all that I can to see that that happens, Joe," Sanders said to the former vice president during a livestream broadcast by Biden's campaign.
"Today, I am asking all Americans, I'm asking every Democrat, I'm asking every Independent, I'm asking a lot of Republicans, to come together in this campaign to support your candidacy, which I endorse," Sanders said.
on second thought I did get a job offer from Japan, and Japan is pretty bad ass.
You think white dsa cucks will ever figure out that niggers are just using them for their own amusement? They will always vote for the mainstream media darling, and it'll never be a socialist for president
That honky devil sold out to The Man.
Up next: Pimp my Brand New Crib starring Bernie Sanders.
Impressive salinity but they're cucks so will vote Biden anyway.
Somebody is getting a new sunroom soon......
Shit nigga, could this be bad for my nigga Biden?
saved
>B E N D
>T H E
>K N E E
I wonder if Bernie will run in 2024 and the same retards will fall for the same trick again, getting the youth motivated to vote Democrat.
>>"WHAT YOU FUCKERS COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO SUPPORT ME JUST CAUSE IM JEWISH!?!?!"
If he would actually say that and call out the jewish influence in the establishment and also promised to cut down immigration - I think Yas Forums would support him.
And he really should have, because all shitskin votes went to Biden anyways. If he went with nationalist kind of socialism he would still retain his base of white college students, he would be more appealing to the working class and the far right would probably support him due to being the closest thing to our ideas.
At least that's how it seems from outside.
Holy shit isn't Bernie like your last chance of a real change and this stupid old faggot says shit like this? He literally just gave it away. I mean isn't this going to send the mouth breathing Americans to just vote for Biden and the sensible ones will argue that Biden is worse than Trump and Trump wins again? Holy shit you guys are so fucked.
You think Bernie is for real (just a major cuck) or simply a plant to get votes from "progressive" voters?
The hidden Yas Forums discord link is discord gg qyf9x2n
It has to stay secret or (((discord))) will shut it down
As far as discord knows, it's an occult server
hhji6
Ha, he caved faster this time than in 2016.
To think when he suspended his campaign he told his supporters to still vote for him.
>its okay user, just lock yourself up in a nice comfy padded room away from any windows or sharp objects. seriously take care of yourself and maybe go for a walk when you start to feel better
sincerely Yas Forums
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>Well, I didn't see this coming three weeks ago.
Bu...bu...but Bernie is a man of his principles!