never mind then
BAHAHAHAHAH it's so apparent how desperate the establishment is...WHERE'S JOE?
Samuel Jones
Logan Nguyen
Isaac White
by they are talking, he literally means random blue checkmarks on twatter
Brandon Carter
stonetoss is too good for this world
Josiah Gutierrez
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trump won!
Bernie is such a fucking loser!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
John Reed
guess we thought the same thing after seeing this
Luke Bell
>Stream starts
>Gif of the cuban flag waving back and fourth on the breeze fills the screen
>Stays on screen for about 8 minutes as 6K bernie bros and rightwing trolls fill in the chat waiting to se what bernie is about to stream on his youtube channel.
>Video starts.
>Focuses on a disheveled, tired and clearly drunk bernie sanders with deep dark rings coloring the skin beneath his eyes
>"Hiya kids!" the old jew drunkenly spouts waving his hand and revealing a loaded hand gun in the process.
>"Welp! We uh, we didnt make it this year but im thats okay because I am endor-"
>Bernie Breaks down crying
>"Fucking piece a shit" he says softly wiping the tears from his eyes with the sleeve of the hand holding the gun
>"Sorry kids" he says glancing at the camera again
>"But like i was saying, I am endorsing my good friend Joe Biden for President of the United States and I am sure he wi- NO WAIT YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT!"
>"FUCK THE DNC"
>"FUCK Yas Forums!!"
>"FUCK Yas Forums!!"
>"WHAT YOU FUCKERS COULDNT BE BOTHERED TO SUPPORT ME JUST CAUSE IM JEWISH!?!?!"
>"JEWISH THAT'S YOUR ISSUE WITH ME!?!"
>"I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN THIS WAY!!!!"
>"I DIDNT ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!"
>"FUCK YOU NAZIS FUCKING ANTI-SEMTIC FUCKIN-"
>he stops himself
>begins crying loudly again berrying his head in his hands again
>looks up at the camera with red eyes after 2 solid minutes of crying like a bitch
>puts gun to his temple
>"I hope you're all happy." he whispers at the camera
*BANG*
...
After a few minutes one of the trolls hacks the chat and a song starts playing
>youtube.com
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Logan Bell
Even the commies I know gave up on him years ago. His entire support base this time around was intellectually lazy Karens and zoomers too young to vote.
Gabriel Sanders
Eli Robinson
Bernie is the most pathetic politician I have ever seen in my life. If he got into a pussy-off with Jimmy Carter he would win. Just pitiful and sad like his commie supporters. He should die of shame any day now.
>S