/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3175

India Update

Total confirmed cases:- 10,453 (+1,242)
Recovered:- 1,181 (+95)
Deaths:- 358 (+27)

Number of new cases in a day cross the 1,000 mark for the first time in India today.

For further details/state wise breakdown

covid19india.org/

Ofcourse, I am a loyal citizen of the European Union after all. I would never betray European Union or it's values.

Human-to-car transmission confirmed in Poland.
youtube.com/watch?v=HJn-27RNNpU

What's wrong about taking a vaccine provided it works?

>Mandatory masks when out in public in Poland from 16 of April

Can't believe of how utterly useless your western governments are

Happening over. 2 weeks I’m guessing and our offices will open back up

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the Chinese are the niggers of Asia
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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>How long 'til they fuse?
back to r3ddit

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Give me my money

>NICE DOGGU LAOWAI

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Arguably, they already did.

Fuck diaspora niggers.
Fuck gypsies.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck jews.
Fuck it, fuck all non-whites.
Fuck this shithole country and fuck Kraut Wuhannis, may niggers tongue his anus.

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>French are not allowed to leave their house for another month

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O kurwa jak poleciał

THERES NO FUCKING WAY ITS AIRBORNE AIDS

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France on lockdown until 11th of May, more if its people can't stay inside
see you in 2021 faggots

>college re-opens in 7 days

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French total lockdown till 11th of May

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Hopefully less than 24h.

Simulation of Dow Jones Industries after another 3 trillion of brrr

Did borris relapse yet?

Remember I can’t stop a PC from getting a virus, but you on the other hand..........

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Looks like happening is back on the menu, boys

Just like there was no way for it to become a pandemic?

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Meanwhile Austria Norway and Denmark are opening back up

So, Trump is going to 'reopen' the US economy?
Lel.

C ya frogman

You have to work for us meds, never forget that.
>College year canceled.

>2 mil by tomorrow

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more importantly, did they put him on the ECMO?

Is it true that argie OP bought the dip early and struck gold? I wish I had that kind of luck but I probably might just blow it all away for vidya and fleshlights

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>+2265 new cases in Peru today
>+2265 new cases in Peru today

Number of deaths updated in a couple of minutes

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Good advice, plant a garden

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It is.

>>College year canceled.
It's completely cancelled until 2021?
I wish that were the case here so I can larp as a neet and do holiday...

I'm a happeningfag, I disagree with you about the virus itself, but I support ending the shutdown because I want to see coronachan's full power unleashed

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nice diggies, baguettes confirmed kaputt

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That was so clever. Did you hear it on Facebook?

HES GOING TO OPEN THE ECONOMY NEXT WEEK! JK HES GOING TO OPEN IT ON EASTER! JK HES GOING TO OPEN IT IN MAY! JK HES GOING TO...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST THE FLU WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO CURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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what do you think will be going on once normies realize its airborne aids

Just because the WHO says something doesn't make it so, retard.

Until September, its the school year what is cancelled.
here we start in September and end in June

You are just the kind of guy we need

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A vaccine is not a cure that statement makes no sense.
Who pays these journalists to write this shit and how do I get a job writing shit?

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Nice try but Germany has half the death per capita than US and they were hit earlier.

looking for a timelapse infograph of coronachan growth in usa by county

India is gonna be huge

checked

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>+2265 new cases in Peru today
Nice

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oof. That looks like some cheap wood laminate, not actual wood flooring. Don't they realize how quickly that stuff is ruined?

Remember, no mask, otherwise everyone will continue to think you're a weird German autist, arguably the worst kind.

how can there be a vaccine if this thing "reactivates" or there is a reinfection possible?

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checked, shutdown would have to go on indefinitely to contain this shit, why delay the inevitable

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>we'll start seeing more and more media reports from others saying the vaccine might not come. because it's airborne HIV SARS

Stop being right, Yas Forums, thanks

No seriously, i don't get it, is it about the microchip thing?

3rd world shitters gonna 3rd world

Good.

What the fuck Peru, doing more testing than everyone else in Latin America?

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He he he

It do be like that though

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>Quantum chemist
She worked as a secretary for the commie hitler youth equivalent mostly tho

science.sciencemag.org/content/early/2020/04/07/science.abb7015.full
archive.is/y1pcG
>These results indicate that SARS-CoV-2 can replicate efficiently in cats, with younger cats being more permissive and, perhaps more importantly, the virus can transmit between cats via the airborne route.

>rectal swabs from each beagle were collected on days 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, and 14
Jesus Snoopy what have they done to you?

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totalitarian police hour, all fun closed down, around 1k cases, 200 recovered, 40 dead, no one really knows what to do, measures being implemented/copied blindly,

for example, our first plan was to defend the hospitals, the first hit bulding in my city was a hospital (a private heart clinic), ended up not being all too bad, but it could've killed a lot of people (some worker was hinding her son who came home from Slovenia)

from 16. march to 1. april, we didn't really test a lot of people, because we didn't have a lot of test,

everything is held together by luck,but the situation right now is alright, could've been a lot worse

I went full monk mode, haven't seen a girl in more than 30 days, hiking in the woods, reading war and peace/browsing the internet, waiting for it to be over

WHO refused to call it a pandemic for almost a month, newfaggot

What should I do when they ask why I'm wearing a mask?

Please, Donald J. Trump, for all that's good and beautiful in this world: NUKE. CHYNA. NO SURVIVORS.

IT'S JUST A FLU BRO!

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Screech

>digits
>yup, it fits

Or the vaccine in general. Look into the sterility that coincidently follows all the gates foundations’ philanthropic vaccine assistance.

Do normal virkon S tablets kill the virus effectively?
Just about ran out of my normal vet disinfectant, and need something that works just as well.

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Is there anyone who honestly believes the lockdowns were worth it?

I havent laughed this hard in my total 21 days of quarantine hahaha

Okay that made me laugh

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>herro gweilo
>you want waifu?
>too bad here disease fuck you

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Weak numbers today

as long as European Union and it’s values stay a minimum of 1k away?

>death toll (estimate)
>115,096 confirmed deaths

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Based

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Daily reminder that 151K deaths is the official number, the second one being pure speculation.

What is this ? CVG standup special ??

Let it all burn in hell, forever.

Say you'll sue them if you get sick from it

Macron says decoupling is inevitable
Bye bye globalism

And the funniest thing is that we do serological tests that have a high degree of false negative

>ID TO1L
economy status: opened

>You get a free pass to bane post IRL

dont fuck it up Kraut-fag

Can corona-chan actually fuse with ebola-chan to create a supervirus?

>2 mil BE update by tomorrow

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Did those yellow vest guys finally stop or no lmao ?

lockdown is set to lift in the US at the end of this month. can't wait to see the doomer cope. they legitimately think there's going to be an economic collapse from this overhyped flu

At least Trump doesn't do this.

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What will /cvg/ say when Spain and Italy start slowly lifting lockdown soon and deaths / new cases continue falling?

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what this user said, basically: according to CDC, they take confirmed influenza lab tests from institutions that cover ~9% of the population and then they extrapolate for the rest of the country

Probably the same faggot who thought this also peaked back in early March

You should say at least trump is not a stasi agent.

unironically Corona chan might eventually mutate into super virus state by herself.

But yeah Ebola chan could be a catalyst