/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3173

► Detected: 1,882,164 (+29,939) ► Died: 117,397 (+3,203) ► Day: 95 (-09:50:34)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE ► WHO ◄
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>NEWS
Patient in Iceland got simultaneously coinfected by two strains
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US running out of sedatives for ventilators
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Trump's top advisor says US should have reacted sooner
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Shortages of chemicals for testing begin again in the US
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Ebola kills second in Congo, over 200 people being traced
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>INFO
23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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People that had mild symptoms might not be immune
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Virus might aid gut bacteria, worsening infection
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Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
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>REMINDER
US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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China implies local officials are hiding new cases
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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>LATEST
15:58: 3,153 new cases and 566 new deaths in Italy
15:40: 386 new cases and 1 new death in Singapore
15:37: 6,337 new cases and 490 new deaths in New York state
15:25: 85 new cases and 2 new deaths in Morocco
15:07: 260 new cases and 13 new deaths in Poland
15:00: 50 new cases and 2 new deaths in Croatia

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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fucking lmao the SJW mental gymnastics are here
>let’s pretend niggers didn’t spend 1 month bragging that they were immune to this shit

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skip the soup, go right to the intercourse

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 564,317 (22,850) #2 Spain 169,496 (17,489) #3 Italy 159,516 (20,465) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,916 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,688 (1,138) #13 Canada 24,804 (717) #14 Brazil 22,720 (1,269) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,029 (368) #18 Israel 11,235 (113) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 South Korea 10,537 (217) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,635 (331) #23 Chile 7,525 (82) #24 Peru 7,519 (193) #25 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #26 Japan 7,370 (123) #27 Poland 6,934 (245) #28 Romania 6,633 (318) #29 Norway 6,547 (133) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,318 (285) #32 Czech Republic 6,022 (143) #33 Pakistan 5,493 (93) #34 Saudi Arabia 4,934 (65) #35 Philippines 4,932 (315)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,342 (+717) #2 United States +4,017 (+745) #3 Italy +3,153 (+566) #4 Spain +2,665 (+280) #5 Russia +2,558 (+18) #6 Iran +1,617 (+111) #7 Netherlands +964 (+86) #8 Belgium +942 (+303) #9 Brazil +528 (+46) #10 Saudi Arabia +472 (+6) #11 Sweden +465 (+20) #12 Mexico +442 (+23) #13 Serbia +424 (+5) #14 Singapore +386 (+1) #15 Portugal +349 (+31) #16 Belarus +341 (+3) #17 Romania +333 (+2) #18 Ukraine +325 (+10) #19 Indonesia +316 (+26) #20 Chile +312 (+2) #21 Philippines +284 (+18) #22 Switzerland +273 (+32) #23 Pakistan +263 (+2) #24 Poland +260 (+13) #25 Dominican Republic +200 (+4) #26 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #27 Denmark +144 (+12) #28 Malaysia +134 (+1) #29 China +108 (+2) #30 Israel +90 (+10) #31 Finland +90 (+3) #32 Morocco +85 (+2) #33 Austria +84 (+18) #34 Argentina +66 (+7) #35 Kuwait +66 (+1)…

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>black and brown
wat?

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How did you Enjoy Oester?

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i love anal

>Patient in Iceland got simultaneously coinfected by two strains
Threesome with these two?

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>2020
>wears a chink mask
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but people are dying
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's for our own good!!!
It's not, as long as you social distance and don't have comorbid conditions

>it's....IT'S FOR ALL OF OUR PROTECTION!!!
Who told you wearing a chink mask will protect the world from coronavirus, fucking Dr. Fauci?

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Nicaragua's numbers are the biggest piece of bullshit I've ever seen in my entire life

what does she mean by black and brown? niggers and arabs or what?

MSM finally starting to report that coronachan is lung AIDS

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/04/10/south-korea-reports-recovered-coronavirus-patients-testing-positive/

Kill everyone with covid.

twitter cracked down on all conspiracies but somehow let that blacks are immune shit fly they're kinda guilty desu

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It's America so mexicans like herself.

Come ere nihonjin-chan. I will make your world explode in cloud of radioactive ash

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That's been established a long time ago.

twitter.com/Craig_A_Spencer/status/1248837617996763136

BTFO Nothingburgers BTFO

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For me, it is F

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It doesn't work that way, chief. She cooked the BAT SOUP especially just for you. You can't 'taste' her unless you've tasted her BAT SOUP that she cooked for you first.

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Civil War II confirmed.

It's a pc term used by zoomers on USA college campuses to encompass everyone who isn't white, i.e. everyone who's under muh opreshun

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>110K Dead in 5 months from Corona

• 151,600 people die each day

• 6,316 people die each hour

• 105 people die each minute

• Nearly two people die each second

• 55.3 million people die each year

It's literally a nothingburger.
More people die in a single day than this can kill in 5 months.
>muhh exponential
Pic related, get fucked

/cvg/ got hyped up by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news, they're too bitter to admit it and you'll likely see them seething in response to this post, giving no arguments.

I want one /cvg/tard to justify destroying the economy over this.

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any estimates for maximum number of infections yet? 2,5 mio? 3? 5? i don't think it'll go any higher

when this is all over, governments and media need to be held accountable for their actions. they destroyed the economy because a bunch of 80 year olds with prior medical conditions in nursing homes died.

Keep up the good work boys!

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NOTHING

all of em'

I chuckled

what is black infrastructure or brown?

3 and a half months without human contact.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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7.7 billion

You can flatten the curve but Corona is a zero sum game, you find some way to stop it (protip:there isnt one) or it wipes out humans.
Give praise to our lady of airborn aids, may she destroy clown world

but but i filmed my HOSPITAL

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I'll take A with a penis please.

If only dey had munny fo dem programs

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t.

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>still salty about argiebro
You're just like those women who can't stand rejection.

Are you from reddit here?

Section 8

video calls are saving my sanity

All we had to do was close the borders in February.

Will we hit 2 million today?

The models said that today would be MAXIMUM 350 deaths in Italy, and that's on the highest end of the margin of error. Still want to trust those models? They're the same models that say only 80k deaths in the US.

no

well didnt you like your plague vacation? who cares if we wrecked people's lives over a cough :DDD more time for le memes

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7 billion+
Human extinction withen 2 years.
The second wave will be the suriving immune compromised getting reinfected and dying of the sniffles

:^)

i wont fall for this make up she is the bat isnt she user?

Will China face repercussions? How are people getting reinfected in South Korea?

oi, u hav a loicense fer that staying-at-home-and-doing-nothing-wrong

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