/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3172

► Detected: 1,874,800 (+22,575) ► Died: 116,077 (+1,883) ► Day: 95 (-10:48:40)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
"Red Dawn" emails show slow response from US despite warnings
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US running out of sedatives for ventilators
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Thousands line up for hours at food banks in the US
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Trump's top advisor says US should have reacted sooner
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Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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>INFO
Jews 8 times more likely to die in the UK
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REHVA experts unambigously mention airborne transmission
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300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
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Blacks are 30% in Chicago but 72% of the deaths
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The Lancet warns about incoming "second wave"
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>REMINDER
WHO says detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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>LATEST
13:40: 4,342 new cases and 717 new deaths in the United Kingdom
13:32: 762 new cases and 41 new deaths in Germany
12:15: 132 new cases and 8 new deaths in Israel
12:00: 964 new cases and 86 new deaths in the Netherlands
09:32: 134 new cases and 1 new death in Malaysia
09:30: 2,665 new cases and 280 new deaths in Spain

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youtube.com/watch?v=6uUXbfZnNUo
nextstrain.org/ncov
cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/covid-19-private-seniors-home-dorval-chsld-herron-1.5530327
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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people who can't afford it anymore because they can't work maybe?

FOREVER BURGER!!!

how detlet post?

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You know what day is today?

EASTER MONDAY!
TIME FOR A PARTY IN THE STREETS!

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 561,875 (22,161) #2 Spain 169,496 (17,489) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,854 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,623 (1,129) #13 Canada 24,804 (717) #14 Brazil 22,380 (1,245) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,013 (368) #18 Israel 11,235 (110) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 South Korea 10,537 (217) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,240 (331) #23 Chile 7,525 (82) #24 Peru 7,519 (193) #25 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #26 Japan 7,370 (123) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Romania 6,633 (318) #29 Norway 6,527 (131) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,318 (285) #32 Czech Republic 5,991 (139) #33 Pakistan 5,493 (93) #34 Saudi Arabia 4,934 (65) #35 Philippines 4,932 (315)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,342 (+717) #2 Spain +2,665 (+280) #3 Russia +2,558 (+18) #4 Iran +1,617 (+111) #5 United States +1,575 (+56) #6 Netherlands +964 (+86) #7 Belgium +942 (+303) #8 Saudi Arabia +472 (+6) #9 Sweden +465 (+20) #10 Mexico +442 (+23) #11 Serbia +424 (+5) #12 Portugal +349 (+31) #13 Belarus +341 (+3) #14 Romania +333 (+2) #15 Ukraine +325 (+10) #16 Indonesia +316 (+26) #17 Chile +312 (+2) #18 Philippines +284 (+18) #19 Pakistan +263 (+2) #20 Switzerland +208 (+23) #21 Dominican Republic +200 (+4) #22 Brazil +188 (+22) #23 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #24 Denmark +144 (+12) #25 Malaysia +134 (+1) #26 China +108 (+2) #27 Israel +90 (+7) #28 Finland +90 (+3) #29 Morocco +85 (+2) #30 Austria +68 (+18) #31 Argentina +66 (+6) #32 Kuwait +66 (+1) #33 Afghanistan +58 (+3) #34 Moldova +50 (+4) #35 Croatia +50 (+2)…

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old guy i work with pays everything with cash or check... his verizon prepaid phone is running out, and they won't accept checks right now, and they won't accept cash at the store...

>2020
>wears a chink mask
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but people are dying
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's for our own good!!!
It's not, as long as you social distance and don't have comorbid conditions

>it's....IT'S FOR ALL OF OUR PROTECTION!!!
Who told you wearing a chink mask will protect the world from coronavirus, fucking Dr. Fauci?

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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While death is sad for the living left behind, for the dying, it is merely a passage out of this physical body to a spiritual existence, free of this mortal coil. If one turns off the radio, the music is still there. For all we know, the dead weep for us.

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>second highest number of cases where I live since the peak at the start of the outbreak
so this is the power of a flattened curve

who's the fag?
also I've had a chink gf, she had big tiddies and was a great lay.

>implying women know how to cook meat
they don't, they always overcook it or mix it with so many vegetables that you taste more veggies than meat.

Or it's other war around and being dead is even worse

Would you push that button?

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Dude that's nothing, this happened in Brazil just yesterday:
fb.com/eltonlucas15/videos/2864096970311509/

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Is there a source for identified strains?

>people still think that "new york could happen anywhere!!!"
no

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Does it target China?

Fuck you faggot, get diarrhea

edition.cnn.com/2020/04/13/politics/theodore-roosevelt-sailor-coronavirus/index.html
>Sailor dies
Press S or F to spit or pay respect.

nothingburger

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ok, I call this ridiculous that Estonia is in such high position.

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Can't believe we're already approaching 2 Million.

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Colombian cows on suicide watch

>thermonuclear wasteland
Supervolcano eruption winter is preferable, but I'll take it

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Depends on if the area is run by a Democrat

how does op do this every fucking day

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OH NONONONONO
A
SAFE
S-A-F-E
SAFE
SAFE
SAFE VACCINE IS NEEDED TO FULLY INTERRUPT THE TRANSMITION

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I unironically believe that China will start III World War in our lifetimes and everything will start from Taiwan.
Am I retarded?

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>More tales of chink masks sold to Finland
Here's your 3M masks bros

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baker are you tracking treatment based on cyclodextrin ?

Mortalcucks mad x24

How do we stop the Chinese virus

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If it targets Chyna then yes. In fact, I'd push all the fucking buttons and repeatedly to make sure they'd be dead and gone forever.

If US Carriers keep getting put out of commission because of this shit, the temptation for them to encircle Taiwan is gonna be pretty high

Yes... here you are:
>nextstrain.org/ncov

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do they not eat dogs in taiwan?

>Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
I've had literal subsaharan nigger tell me this. No wonder nigger countries are so shit
Oh and fuck you nothingburgerfaggot

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He bought the dip.

could this be considered manslaughter if they can locate the inoculator?
>cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/covid-19-private-seniors-home-dorval-chsld-herron-1.5530327

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Revenge for the mongol invasions

Thread's going so fast. Noone will notice. I LOVE YOU, CORONA-CHAN!

Op is blessed with a calling
Thank you Argiebro

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He's a /g/uru.

if you are under 65 and not severely ill, you are a fucking retard to get a vaccine early.
this will have a less than .01% chance of killing you but a rushed vaccine could easily fuck up the rest of your life

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Thanks

Everything is electronic in China. This sounds veryuch like a correct number if you take the number of Chinese into consideration. The measures that they implemented also make more sense in this light.
4 million dead isn't exactly fucking huge for China. It isn't a nothingburger of course but it's pretty much normal if we count deaths per million.

MAMMA MIA
>two weeks later
***COOF COOF***
LO SHTAAATO C'HA ABBANDONAAAATO

>2010 census

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the coronervirus

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It will just be more proxy wars
WWIII will never happen, the two WW were a product of the XIXth century.
Next big thing is a short war with WMDs

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Why does Taiwan get its own flag instead of China's flag?

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