/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3171

► Detected: 1,871,896 (+19,671) ► Died: 116,004 (+1,810) ► Day: 95 (-12:01:08)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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Shortages of chemicals for testing begin again in the US
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1 killed, 45 arrested after coronavirus riot in Brussels
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Israel places Orthodox Jews into lockdown to stop spread
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US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
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>INFO
23 year old football player dies in Iran
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High cytokine in blood of critical patients
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Virus remains on surfaces up to 17 days, longer than expected
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Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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>REMINDER
Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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China denying virus tests to keep numbers down
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Brazil state has 0 official deaths but mortuaries are already collapsed
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>LATEST
00:24: 442 new cases and 23 new deaths in Mexico
00:20: 212 new cases and 38 new deaths in Germany
00:13: 704 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain
23:46: 98 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia
23:45: 82 new cases and 4 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
23:40: 67 new cases and 9 new deaths in Colombia

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Thread so fast no one will notice I am gay

I noticed.

/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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Haha, gay.

Fag

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 560,433 (22,115) #2 Spain 169,496 (17,489) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,854 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,503 (1,117) #13 Canada 24,383 (717) #14 Brazil 22,318 (1,241) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 13,999 (368) #18 Israel 11,235 (110) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 South Korea 10,537 (217) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,240 (331) #23 Peru 7,519 (193) #24 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #25 Japan 7,370 (123) #26 Chile 7,213 (80) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Romania 6,633 (318) #29 Norway 6,527 (131) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,318 (285) #32 Czech Republic 5,991 (139) #33 Pakistan 5,374 (93) #34 Saudi Arabia 4,934 (65) #35 Philippines 4,932 (315)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,342 (+717) #2 Spain +2,665 (+280) #3 Russia +2,558 (+18) #4 Iran +1,617 (+111) #5 Netherlands +964 (+86) #6 Belgium +942 (+303) #7 Saudi Arabia +472 (+6) #8 Sweden +465 (+20) #9 Mexico +442 (+23) #10 Serbia +424 (+5) #11 Portugal +349 (+31) #12 Belarus +341 (+3) #13 Romania +333 (+2) #14 Ukraine +325 (+10) #15 Indonesia +316 (+26) #16 Philippines +284 (+18) #17 Switzerland +208 (+23) #18 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #19 Denmark +144 (+12) #20 Pakistan +144 (+2) #21 Malaysia +134 (+1) #22 United States +133 (+10) #23 Brazil +126 (+18) #24 China +108 (+2) #25 Israel +90 (+7) #26 Finland +90 (+3) #27 Morocco +85 (+2) #28 Argentina +66 (+5) #29 Kuwait +66 (+1) #30 Afghanistan +58 (+3) #31 Austria +54 (+18) #32 Croatia +50 (+2) #33 Hungary +48 (+10) #34 Australia +46 (+2) #35 Bolivia +30 (+3)…

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Wtf is going on? How come we hardly qualify into your post

nothingburger

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Seems like this pandemic is getting worse and worse. Humanity will just disappear. Nobody can save us.

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FOREVER BURGER

how detlel post?

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Is that worse?

Any updates on Sichuan?

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I see you faggot

Cringe
Based

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My business is getting fucked now, we are losing between 90 and 95% of our revenue.

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FUCK CHINA.

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They deserve everything coming their way.

At some point colonies of uninfected people will band together and interact with the outside world as little as possible.

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reminder that jannies are the reason that this thread is boring now.
no lewd posters
>no lewd posters
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the newhires are gay lefties that boil plastic bags for hrt.

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>got banned twice from posting that webm
do they even check?

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so how long do you want to lock down the world user? is this so called "virus" really worth it? It's not that dangerous, but overhyped by the media. We are going to get supply change disruptions and even today in Sweden we got a warning of fresh water shortages in 1-2 months. And remember we are /herd/ Its gonna be even worse in other countries.
For a happening this is really a lackluster, boring and even comical one.

You know what happened the last time an Austrian was at his wit's end and desperate?

Come on Corona, do something interesting

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>muh economy
I hope you get coronavirus.

fuck off nigger

Faggots banned me for posting a lewd Corona yet they had no problem letting cucks spam nigger dicks all over Yas Forums before this started. Kinda gay desu.

I've not heard much about how the Amish and Mennonites have been doing. I wonder if they suspended their construction contracts or not.

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Banned here? Only mods on blue board ban stuff from the thumbnail/filename because they are too pussies to actually check the content first

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oh yeah

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Is Trump going to fire Fauci? LMAO, RIP USA

> We are going to get supply change disruptions
New niggers are already piling up at greek borders. No worries.

Actually? Wow they really are self-hating NEETS, class traitors.

So let me get this straight HCQ shows promise and they says it’s going to kill you. Remdesivir shows less promise and they say it’s a miracle. Do I have that right?

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I hope you stay healthy m8. Although your country is beyond fucked at this point

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Spotted a jew promoting miscegenation.

its not a lack off niggers hans, its because of lack of chemicals imported from other countries that has locked down. our niggers are not useful at all and are thankfully dying in a greater rate than whites

blue boards, yeah

Faggot

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This is the time you'll be lockdown if we follow China, guys

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We've known this since at least GG

Unlike Trump, Bill is actually playing 4D chess, he shills the nothing burger posts so that people are feeling safe and more people get infected so the country goes into chaos, he is literally /ourguy/

>HCQ shows promise

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How long until 2 million? tomorrow?

If I accidentally checked that I could be claimed as a dependent but I wasn't claimed will I still get the stimulus? I just went over my tax return and I didn't realize until now.

This is /cvg/'s darkest hour.

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An italian vaccine will be available next month, right after it passes human trial and the end of April.

Italy will save the world and become a first world country (finally). Screencap this.

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Now it's time to rape Congo to death

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> An italian vaccine
Bullets?

Are you going the throw out all the 'refugees' (economic migrants) as well?

not before you wops all kiss to celebrate the end of quarantine

Probably tomorrow or at the very least extremely close, numbers always lul fri-mon

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>Italy will save the world and become a first world country

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>HCQ shows promise and they says it’s going to kill you

It doesn't show much of a result if any at all, with some risk in prologing QT intervals in your heartbeat. With a population that has so many cardiovascular complications like the US already, I bet if you gave it to the entire population, you'd have a death toll higher than whatever the corona has done so far.

And they're having a second wave

I'm waiting another week to see what happens in the midwestern US, but the acute crisis might be abating. Second wave severity TBD.

She's taking her time

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looks like you're outnumbered.
go back to plebbit.

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Side effects and contraindications. Remdesivir doesn't have any that are known from what I can find.

lmao roaches

I don't know whether to dig into my stockpile of food now or risk trips to the grocery store for the time being and save my stash in case the supply chain gives out completely in future. Wut do?

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Goddamnit, UPS just sent me an e-mail saying that the parts I ordered have been "delayed until further notice."
I JUST WANT MY FUCKING REPLACEMENT FENDER MY INSPECTION IS DUE IN A MONTH

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the way they did it was incredibly stupid

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Depends on location. I don't live in a major metro, and covid has been basically just an inconvenience on my daily life. Whereas others in those larger areas are worried about how they're going to pay rent. The US is a big place, and the media really overblows the situation state-side.

Or is it a window of opportunity?

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I've only just figured out what kind of psyop coronavirus is.

>lots of elderly relatives needing help
>needing to people to shop for them
>needing help paying bills
>be running around trying to help everyone
>relatives who live closer and could be helping doing fuck all

I'm fucking disgusted, Yas Forums, at the cowardice of so many family members who would rather hide away in their houses while our aunt's need someone to go buy their shopping. I'm disgusted by so many people I had otherwise pegged as good and decent, who are now too afraid to leave their homes at all. This is how you destroy loyalty. By turning people into cowards.

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Have you seen the list of side effects for that shit?

Good. The only good thing they've ever done was the Armenians and they couldn't even finish their work.

thailand and chinese twitter war under hashtag #nevvy

is there a time lapse between waves?