Whats wrong with Satanism Yas Forums?

Whats wrong with Satanism Yas Forums?

Seems pretty based to me.

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This is more sensible than other religions

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For a lot of people it's nearly impossible for them to consider a paradigm where you don't completely submit to the concept of a deity. Being the center of your subjective and objective universe while still operating in the physical plane is just too much for your average brainlet to comprehend or want anything to do with. Taking complete responsibilities for your actions and designing your own meaning for your particular existence learning as you, versus having everything already explained to you and wrapped up in a nice little package, most have no interest here.

Yeah, it's wrong. And I just want to say that I had a few encounters with graveyard satanists. There more you hit them the harder they ask for it and they never file complaints. That's the best use for satanists, taking out your frustrations on them.

true that. Most people it seems are stuck mentally in the medieval period.

Satanism is based
Ave Satanas

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Atheistic Satanism a la LaVey is about as based as it gets.

"Get your shit together, get educated, do well in life, make money, enjoy yourself along the way, be as kinky as you want but only with other consenting adults, also LARPing is fun."

The only downside is that the halloween-tier schtick attracts superior atheist fedoras who, ironically, are the total antithesis of a LaVeyan Satanist, if only because they commit the Satanic sins of looking like shit and being stupid.

Still funny to watch Christniggers and conservative neckbeards get triggered over it, though.

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Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

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Satanism is a bit like wicca only you don't have to be a 13 year old girl to participate. Same daddy issues but anyone can do it!

The nine Satanic sins

1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd Conformity
6. Lack of Perspective
7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive Pride
9. Lack of Aesthetics

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