/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3170

► Detected: 1,866,510 (+14,285) ► Died: 115,257 (+1,063) ► Day: 95 (-13:43:50)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Patient in Iceland got simultaneously coinfected by two strains
archive.is/5ML4I

China imposes restrictions on research into origins of coronavirus
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Trump's top advisor says US should have reacted sooner
archive.is/IcRj8

Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
archive.is/5ZIip

Food processing plants in the US face coronavirus outbreaks
archive.is/giUY6

>INFO
Low antibody levels raise questions about reinfection risk
archive.is/Up2gq

Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

Acute hemorrhagic necrotizing brain damage
archive.is/16lzc

17 year old football player dies in the US
archive.is/2IMtY

Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=2514

>REMINDER
Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
archive.is/r4R0w

Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
archive.is/JVGQ5

US unemployment claims hit record 16 million over 3 weeks
archive.is/oB8tv

Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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>LATEST
00:24: 442 new cases and 23 new deaths in Mexico
00:20: 212 new cases and 38 new deaths in Germany
00:13: 704 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain
23:46: 98 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia
23:45: 82 new cases and 4 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
23:40: 67 new cases and 9 new deaths in Colombia

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Other urls found in this thread:

imperialcollegelondon.github.io/covid19estimates/#/totalinfected
thesun.co.uk/news/11385702/outrage-as-anti-lockdown-conspiracy-theorists-protest-vancouver/
africafeeds.com/2020/04/13/bill-gates-hopes-to-reach-7bln-people-with-potential-covid-19-vaccine/
businessinsider.com/coronavirus-vaccine-could-ready-september-oxford-vaccinologist-uk-death-2020-4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Dead: 119,540
lol, still only 119,540.
How many days has it been stuck at 119,540? Four days? Five days?

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>1866654 infected
>115269 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 560,433 (22,115) #2 Spain 169,496 (17,489) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,854 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 84,279 (10,612) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,503 (1,117) #13 Canada 24,383 (717) #14 Brazil 22,318 (1,241) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 13,998 (368) #18 Israel 11,235 (110) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 South Korea 10,537 (217) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,240 (331) #23 Peru 7,519 (193) #24 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #25 Japan 7,370 (123) #26 Chile 7,213 (80) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Romania 6,633 (318) #29 Norway 6,525 (128) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,174 (273) #32 Czech Republic 5,991 (139) #33 Pakistan 5,374 (93) #34 Philippines 4,932 (315) #35 Malaysia 4,817 (77)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Spain +2,665 (+280) #2 Russia +2,558 (+18) #3 Iran +1,617 (+111) #4 Netherlands +964 (+86) #5 Belgium +942 (+303) #6 Sweden +465 (+20) #7 Mexico +442 (+23) #8 Portugal +349 (+31) #9 Belarus +341 (+3) #10 Romania +333 (+2) #11 Ukraine +325 (+10) #12 Indonesia +316 (+26) #13 Philippines +284 (+18) #14 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #15 Pakistan +144 (+2) #16 Malaysia +134 (+1) #17 United States +133 (+10) #18 Brazil +126 (+18) #19 China +108 (+2) #20 Israel +90 (+7) #21 Finland +90 (+3) #22 Switzerland +88 (+11) #23 Morocco +85 (+2) #24 Argentina +66 (+5) #25 Kuwait +66 (+1) #26 Afghanistan +58 (+3) #27 Austria +53 (+18) #28 Croatia +50 (+2) #29 Hungary +48 (+10) #30 Australia +46 (+2) #31 Bolivia +30 (+3) #32 Thailand +28 (+2) #33 Kazakhstan +28 (+2) #34 Armenia +26 (+1) #35 Macedonia +26 (+4)…

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imperialcollegelondon.github.io/covid19estimates/#/totalinfected

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So what is the highest number of posts in a thread have you've seen the paid shills hit?
We had 43 posts from one earlier
They are constantly hitting the 25 to 30 posts by this id
Got to say they're making gook moot a fortune in passes

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Anons, I would like to propose a toast to our Empiress Corona and Lord regent Xi Jin Pooh

Also r8 my budget PPE

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take the Schweppes pill

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FOR THE HERD!!

BVLL INVICTVS

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The world's end.

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why are you fat fren?

>In psychology, desensitization is a treatment or process that diminishes emotional responsiveness to a negative, aversive or positive stimulus after repeated exposure to it.

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Why is the coronavirus so racist?

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Nothingburgers had a big party in Vancouver yesterday:

thesun.co.uk/news/11385702/outrage-as-anti-lockdown-conspiracy-theorists-protest-vancouver/

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So Spain is confident that their hospitals can cope with future infections to slowly lift restrictions?

>hey bbe got some more of that kung flu?

Very good, just don't forget to tie it up when you are outside.

>38 cases in my neighborhood

probably should stop going to buy chocolate and chips

>it's all so tiresome

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How many weeks until actual interesting things happen? There is really nothing to report other than statistics at the moment. It is boring as fuck.

If this virus wipes everyone off the face of the planet I'm gonna laugh so hard

"Environmental racism"

why would you pay for a pass, you don't have to wait too much here to post again

No. Just like everyone else they're ready to let some more die just so they can try to save muh economy. Just like everyone did already and is still doing

I dunno, sitting on my arse all day is getting to me, I guess.

watch out for your export numbers to China

it's getting crazier out there...

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We need to wait for the governments to accept the nothingburger narrative and open everything up, then the real spread begins

>Bill Gates hopes to reach 7 billion people with potential COVID-19 vaccine

Source: africafeeds.com/2020/04/13/bill-gates-hopes-to-reach-7bln-people-with-potential-covid-19-vaccine/

Billy boi here is going to get richer than Jeff Bezos.

Is that FAT? I must be morbidly obese then

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Spain is only lifting its restrictions to a level that the UK lockdown is at. UK never closed non-essential industry unlike Spain, and coronavirus has turned out to be a big nothingburger here - we are doing no worse than Spain or Italy despite a less drastic lockdown

Sweden didn't even close schools or restaurants and they've had nowhere near as many deaths as predicted - their healthcare system has not been overwhelmed

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things will start getting interesting again once every nation try to lift their lockdowns. Also, this has only began in India and Brasil, the '2 weeks more' meme is real for these two.

>nigs dont respect rules
>nigs also have disgusting hygiene and social habits
Gee, I wonder

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Praise be to Corona-chan

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how is that fat?

>comfy at home going on three weeks now
>having velveeta mac for late dinner/breakfast
Morning user, how are things going for you?

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No possible captcha trick allows for that sort of posting frequency thread after thread
Eventually it just says lolno
They have to have passes

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you need to work out frens

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Source:africafeeds.com

Nice source, pendejo

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Cardboard city

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oh it’s a british study i suddenly feel alot safer

Get an attention span zoomer

Post muscles

Only reason I come to these threads is to collect Corona-Chan

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Yeah, no
Stop lying

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it’s like he took way too much meth and coffee and has to post every 30 seconds

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This will end well. They should throw another one and take all of their families to it

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You are over stating the level of restrictions being lifted, we've just been in this level of restrictions for around 2 weeks tops, general lockdown started a month ago and they are plannig to extend it well into May
But yeah, they are trying to salvage the economy commie style

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Damn, you're absolutely ripped bro, keep up the good work.

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Django bag scene/10

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I don't blame you

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same

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there is literally nothing wrong with being fat

>OH MAN ONLY 484743 DEATHS TO GO BEFORE WE REACH SEASONAL FLU LEVELS OF HAPPENING!
>EARTHS POPULATION WILL DECREASE FROM 7.6 BILLION DOWN TO 7.6 BILLION!

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The Argentine GLOWNIGGER is back, spreading BS and fear.

“IT IS INDISPENSABLE TO… UTTERLY EXHAUST HUMANITY WITH DISSENSION, HATRED, STRUGGLE, ENVY AND EVEN BY THE USE OF TORTURE, BY STARVATION, BY THE INOCULATION OF DISEASES, BY WANT, SO THAT THE “GOYIM” SEE NO OTHER ISSUE THAN TO TAKE REFUGE IN OUR COMPLETE SOVEREIGNTY IN MONEY AND IN ALL ELSE.” Protocols of Zion, 10:19

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Herd immunity from a military version of SARS, yeah nah.

When did eating 3 times a day become a thing?
Should be only 1

Except being fat

Been watching you Belgium
Got bux on you placing top 3 in deaths per capita
Glad to see you're rewarding my faith

(Obviously ignoring the Spanish/Italian territories of San Marino, Andorra)

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>Beijing tightens grip over coronavirus research, amid US-China row on virus origin

I showed this to my shill brother who believes China in everything and he told me
>what is this shit, I will look at this when they will officially report this, I'm not even reading this you conspiracy theorist

N-NANI

When people got more free time and didn't have to :wake up-work on a field-eat-work on a field agein-go to sleep every day

Being fat isn't pretty, though. You're a major uggo if you're fat.

Gary!

F hue bro


Hive Mind

Your borther is a retard

You're not watching anything useful with those stats retarded bong

Just show him the Wuhan videos.

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Your brother is clearly working for the chinese.

I've noticed this since last week of March. Chink studies have become much harder to find.

grocery bro reporting in! i'm out of debt(over 2000)! i'm out of quarantine(AND I'M IMMUNE)! i'm building momentum bros! NOTHING CAN STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Coronavirus is finally what a country like America deserves! I DON'T FEEL AMERICAN! I feel Texan! America is not my nation! Secessionism from the USA only solution!

>(Obviously ignoring the Spanish/Italian territories of San Marino, Andorra)

Oh look a Bong failing to recognize national sovereignty again.

Look again, some of them brought their kid with them.

businessinsider.com/coronavirus-vaccine-could-ready-september-oxford-vaccinologist-uk-death-2020-4

What country will destroy itself before vaccine?

I think I'm going back to work. I'm finally convinced this has all been a hoax, probably to remove rights. I've learned my lesson about believing anything the government says.

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Fix your flag, moron.

When this is all over, I hope people shit on journalists more than ever. Let nobody forget these people believe China and their lies.

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