/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3169

► Detected: 1,862,584 (+10,359) ► Died: 114,982 (+788) ► Day: 95 (-14:53:20)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
1 killed, 45 arrested after coronavirus riot in Brussels
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22,000 healthcare workers infected in 52 countries
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"Red Dawn" emails show slow response from US despite warnings
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Food processing plants in the US face coronavirus outbreaks
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Patient in Iceland got simultaneously coinfected by two strains
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>INFO
Virus manifests as lung abnormalities
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Under 1 year old baby dies in the US
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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27 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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>REMINDER
China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Wartime conditions in China
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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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Spain health ministry says up to 66% of deaths not detected
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$2.4 trillion global recession expected
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>LATEST
00:24: 442 new cases and 23 new deaths in Mexico
00:20: 212 new cases and 38 new deaths in Germany
00:13: 704 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain
23:46: 98 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia
23:45: 82 new cases and 4 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
23:40: 67 new cases and 9 new deaths in Colombia

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>Dead: 119,540
lol, still only 119,540.
How many days has it been stuck at 119,540? Four days? Five days?

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I love my Mummy

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>You now remember Bongs saying the high death count in Italy was due to multigenerational households

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Brrrr is it cold in here, or is it just me?

if this virus is so bad how come south korea has everything under control?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 560,433 (22,115) #2 Spain 169,496 (17,489) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,854 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 84,279 (10,612) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 71,686 (4,474) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 25,587 (2,737) #12 Switzerland 25,503 (1,117) #13 Canada 24,383 (717) #14 Brazil 22,318 (1,230) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,585 (504) #17 Austria 13,974 (368) #18 Israel 11,235 (110) #19 South Korea 10,537 (217) #20 Sweden 10,483 (899) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,240 (331) #23 Peru 7,519 (193) #24 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #25 Japan 7,370 (123) #26 Chile 7,213 (80) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Romania 6,633 (318) #29 Norway 6,525 (128) #30 Australia 6,359 (61) #31 Denmark 6,174 (273) #32 Czech Republic 5,991 (139) #33 Pakistan 5,374 (93) #34 Philippines 4,932 (315) #35 Malaysia 4,817 (77)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Spain +2,665 (+280) #2 Russia +2,558 (+18) #3 Belgium +942 (+303) #4 Mexico +442 (+23) #5 Romania +333 (+2) #6 Ukraine +325 (+10) #7 Indonesia +316 (+26) #8 Philippines +284 (+18) #9 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #10 Pakistan +144 (+2) #11 Malaysia +134 (+1) #12 United States +133 (+10) #13 Brazil +126 (+7) #14 China +108 (+2) #15 Israel +90 (+7) #16 Switzerland +88 (+11) #17 Morocco +85 (+2) #18 Argentina +66 (+5) #19 Kuwait +66 (+1) #20 Hungary +48 (+10) #21 Australia +46 (+2) #22 Bolivia +30 (+3) #23 Austria +29 (+18) #24 Thailand +28 (+2) #25 Kazakhstan +28 (+2) #26 Armenia +26 (+1) #27 South Korea +25 (+3) #28 Estonia +23 (+2) #29 New Zealand +19 (+1) #30 Lithuania +9 (+1) #31 Slovenia +7 (+2) #32 Bulgaria +1 (+2) #33 Czech Republic (+1) #34 Moldova (+2) #35 Afghanistan (+1)…

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>Believing gook data

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aljazeera.com/news/2020/04/coronavirus-trump-retweets-call-fire-gov-expert-fauci-200413071754443.html
I hope he does it. Please fuck the US up

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They play video games

/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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>1210 deaths per day overall in the entire world
More people die from suicide everyday but noone wants to talk about mental health

SEND YOUR ENERGY TO GOKU TO KILL ALL CHINKS ON EARTH!

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Gott strafe trumpland

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Oh no wagie, looks like your unpaid leave is going to get extended again

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never download Gimp, dudes

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They really released a virus that's going to infect the whole world just to cover up Epstein's death?

This will go on for a year

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STOP THREATENING TRUMP WITH THIS MSM 5G IS THE REAL THREAT

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>inb4 mutt shits up 15% of the thread to save the economy for his jew masters

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I was a happooning fag before but it’s now too blatantly obvious that this is just a slightly more deadly flu lmao

>Not realizing this is just due to Chink incompetence at safety and West incompetence to crack down on Chinks

>G-GUIZE DID YOU HEAR? OVER 100,000 PEOPLE DIED ALREADY! 100,000 IN SIX MONTHS! THATS LIKE 1/6TH THE AMOUNT OF SEASONAL FLU! C-CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

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>114,982

Wasn't it below 100k just two days ago?

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Yes

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Based

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well of course they can do this

Stop feeding trolls

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Chexed

which part of their data is suspicious?

>NOOOOOOO LET ME BOOTLICK IN PEACE GUYS! STOP TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBERS GUYS ITS REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME!

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May is going to be interesting

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2000+ per day in the USA alone for the last 4 days stooge

mfw medieval serfs literally had it better

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Based corona-chan

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Insider here

>vaccine has potential been found, will most likely break news either end of this week or next if its the real deal
>dont expect the actual thing to roll out straight away though. I've heard some talk about the entire process skipping some critical steps and trying to have it out by September due to the fact the economy is getting totally shafted but there is a lot of debate on this shit and it most likely wont come out till December/January
>danes are the madlads who have discovered it

Its not fully confirmed yet from the higher ups, everyone is very hush hush at the moment about the whole thing but if more info becomes available ill be sure to post.

They're marking other deaths as related, even if the overall cause wasn't Corora-chan. If it was a real world depopulation solution, it needs to ramp up to over 200k/day in deaths, or drop the birth rate by 150k/day.

My mom found some retarded Brooklyn "doctor" Cameron Kyle-Sidell on YT who talked about high altitude and ARDS, people on the internet think he's a whistleblower or some shit, I'm not even watching this shit, anyone knows if he's just a conspiracy theorist liar?

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>shit thats been said since early February

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Corona-chan has fair good aesthetic criteria. Only kills subhuman orcs.

How will we ever survive this extinction level event, anons?

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there are dozens of vaccines being tested right now (best of all, there's a Romanian vaccine that is designed to only work on white people)
so, how is this one special?

Lets hope that it just isn't the false positive rate.

And it would have to be real deaths. Not this bullshit where they're just reclassifying heart failure and pneumonia deaths as covid deaths, like they've been doing, which doesn't cause the total death rate to increase at all.

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If I can somehow record talk from one of the bosses or team managers about it I'll be sure to post it. It shouldn't be too hard, its pretty much all they talk about now since it was annouced today.

All of it