/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3168

► Detected: 1,861,672 (+9,447) ► Died: 114,980 (+786) ► Day: 95 (-15:58:46)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
US running out of sedatives for ventilators
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1 killed, 45 arrested after coronavirus riot in Brussels
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Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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Israel places Orthodox Jews into lockdown to stop spread
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Food processing plants in the US face coronavirus outbreaks
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>INFO
21 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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40% of cases needing ventilators in Russia are under 40
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More Somalis are dying in Sweden than any other group
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Resistant to antivirals
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19 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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>REMINDER
Nurses refused testing by CDC
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"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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China doctors pressured into discharging patients in mass
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
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H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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>LATEST
00:24: 442 new cases and 23 new deaths in Mexico
00:20: 212 new cases and 38 new deaths in Germany
00:13: 704 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain
23:46: 98 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia
23:45: 82 new cases and 4 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
23:40: 67 new cases and 9 new deaths in Colombia

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nigger

hello

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 560,433 (22,115) #2 Spain 169,496 (17,489) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,854 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 84,279 (10,612) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 71,686 (4,474) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 30,589 (3,903) #11 Netherlands 25,587 (2,737) #12 Switzerland 25,449 (1,115) #13 Canada 24,383 (717) #14 Brazil 22,318 (1,230) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,585 (504) #17 Austria 13,972 (368) #18 Israel 11,235 (110) #19 South Korea 10,537 (217) #20 Sweden 10,483 (899) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,240 (331) #23 Peru 7,519 (193) #24 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #25 Japan 7,370 (123) #26 Chile 7,213 (80) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Norway 6,525 (128) #29 Australia 6,359 (61) #30 Romania 6,300 (318) #31 Denmark 6,174 (273) #32 Czech Republic 5,991 (139) #33 Pakistan 5,374 (93) #34 Philippines 4,932 (315) #35 Malaysia 4,817 (77)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Spain +2,665 (+280) #2 Russia +2,558 (+18) #3 Belgium +942 (+303) #4 Mexico +442 (+23) #5 Ukraine +325 (+10) #6 Indonesia +316 (+26) #7 Philippines +284 (+18) #8 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #9 Pakistan +144 (+2) #10 Malaysia +134 (+1) #11 United States +133 (+10) #12 Brazil +126 (+7) #13 China +108 (+2) #14 Israel +90 (+7) #15 Morocco +85 (+2) #16 Argentina +66 (+5) #17 Kuwait +66 (+1) #18 Hungary +48 (+10) #19 Australia +46 (+2) #20 Switzerland +34 (+9) #21 Bolivia +30 (+3) #22 Thailand +28 (+2) #23 Kazakhstan +28 (+2) #24 Austria +27 (+18) #25 Armenia +26 (+1) #26 South Korea +25 (+3) #27 Estonia +23 (+2) #28 New Zealand +19 (+1) #29 Lithuania +9 (+1) #30 Slovenia +7 (+2) #31 Bulgaria +1 (+2) #32 Romania (+2) #33 Czech Republic (+1) #34 Moldova (+2) #35 Afghanistan (+1)…

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i need to dumb myself down further so as to accept Corona-chan's bloody murder of me

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British tourist in Spain going insane during lockdown

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Coronavirus could attack immune system like HIV by targeting protective cells, warn scientists
Researchers in China and the US find that the virus that causes Covid-19 can destroy the T cells that are supposed to protect the body from harmful invaders
One doctor said concern is growing in medical circles that effect could be similar to HIV

Guys we're all fucked :(

CLOP CLOP CLOP

REMEMBER TO CLOP

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Hi

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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I wonder how asymptomatics clear the virus at all. No info on that anywhere.

>OH MAN ONLY 485,020 DEATHS TO GO BEFORE WE HIT SEASONAL FLU LEVELS OF HAPPENING!!1

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Discoord code: tjjfUg

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What's insane about this?

maybe after death user, maybe after death

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??? how long has it been like that, I wouldn't have even noticed

>110K Dead in 5 months from Corona

• 151,600 people die each day

• 6,316 people die each hour

• 105 people die each minute

• Nearly two people die each second

• 55.3 million people die each year

It's literally a nothingburger.
More people die in a single day than this can kill in 5 months.
>muhh exponential
Pic related, get fucked

/cvg/ got hyped up by the echochamber of schizos, doomers and sensationalist news, they're too bitter to admit it and you'll likely see them seething in response to this post, giving no arguments.

I want one /cvg/tard to justify destroying the economy over this.

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I'm going to take a shit !

how do I get the Zorak in the suit in Gimp? I suck at this

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> it's real (worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/uk/)

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there is no recovery
the new hospitals we set up are basically drive through mortuarys

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Changed around the last hour

Wheres the 6 million deaths you virgin fags were talking about?

NOOOOOOOO CHAD MUST DIE SO I CAN HAVE GF NOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOK AT THIS WEABOO CARTOON MEME

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I think it means like the Netherlands the UK doesn't report discharges or track recoveries

South Korean CDC reported 111 cases of reinfection which suggests people may never actually "recover"

HIV segments were spliced into this. I am a scientist myself and thought it was bullshit at first, but this is indeed a bioweapon

Cut off his head

Woah Americans really are this retarded aren't they. The cumulative deaths, if you break them down into methods of deaths, this one is growing to be the number one killer in the world shortly

When you dont tell recovered numbers, you cant calculate deathratio

There is no virus retards.

guys /ptg/ is laughing at us...

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Could be but the added recovery figures just as Boris "recovered"

D-didn't you see the mass graves, user? W-what about those chinese mobile account cancellations?!

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norf gon' sof

OH MY GOD GUYS TUBERCOLOSIS WAS A MAJOR PROBLEM IN THE WEST BUT NOW CORONAVIRUS?????????????????????? WERE FUCKING DEAD OH ANIME GIRL IM COOOMING AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

If retards are ageins you, then you must be doing something right

you put the suit layer at the top and the next imagerino underneath. I think should work

Never forgive the chinese communist party

This topic is getting boring. I miss working.

you put the yellow area inside the helmet on its own layer, the rest of the suit in another layer, zorak in his own layer, then you arrange and order the layers as needed

The only thing I can think would be that some people have recovered and are being released from hospital or let off of quarantine but are no longer being tested negative like they were doing to qualify as recovered which I think is why some countries have low recovery rates making the CFR so disproportionately high compared to the rest of the world. Id imagine that a lot of places are getting to the point they don't want to waste tests on people who, by all visible measures, appear to have recovered. I could be completely wrong though, just speculating. Probably will change back and give you a number again soon, but if it doesn't that would be my running theory.

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One does simply not recover from corona chan.

Marking ever diabetic nigger and geezer that expires from other conditions as a "covid" death.

WHOAAAAA ITS HAPPENING!!

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Thanks user, thats what I figured

You're retarded if you care what literal retards think of you

I got drunk yesterday

It literally isn't though, look at the image.
You faggots take the peak and then act like that's what happens everyday.

This needs to be updated for the newest charts

>IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER FAGGOT FLU
>WHY YES I'M WEARING MY HAZMAT SUIT, NO REASON AT ALL IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER FAGGOT VIRUS MASKS DON'T WORK

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this

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2 MORE WEEKS BRO...
THEN THE DOPAMINE HIT FROM BEING A DOOMER WILL PAY OFF...

you’re already working 80center

2 weeks ago on march 29th the death toll was 34k and on the 12th of April it was 114k......

so a lot of deaths will occur in the following 2 weeks.......not millions but i predict it will be a large amount, possibly over 200k.....

We're in the big league of deaths in general, not just disease

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Airbourne virus will spread just like when Florence Nightingale used these type of wards, killed many through cross infection

No one is going to escape this lifelong disease. China wont share the cure.

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>yotsuba
Is this the alternative name of the 404 girl?

Bring up this for starters trump banned travel from China before any other country.

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that’s indicative of being right

>IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER FAGGOT FLU

If it were the flu, more people would be dead.

THATS RIGHT BRO OH MY GOD WERE AT 1 MILLION DEATHS RIGHT? THATS WHAT WE SAID 2 WEEKS AGO. OH MY GOD 2 MORE WEEKS BRO

Isn't corona a lower respiratory infection?

based finanon

Well, I dunno if she is british. There's a good chance she's Spanish. But if she's a distinguished british woman the most probable scenario is that she was shit-faced as fuck. I can't say I blame her, really.

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It became (((nothingburger))) after billions of people got into a fucking lockdown, imagine if there was no lockdown mr nigger.

>but i predict it will be a large amount, possibly over 200k

OH MAN THATS LIKE 1/3rd OF WHAT THE SEASONAL FLU KILL EVERY YEAR ITS REALLY HAPOOONING!

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Second example

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Yes, I think these are lower respiratory infections w/o corona

Did you notice, how desperately nothingburgers are seething right now? Entire planet on the enforced lockdown, and these fags are still on the denial.
Mother of all copes.

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>NOOOO NOT MY CORONARINOS. NOT MY HECKIN GOOD HYPOXIA BOIS. RNA IS BIOLOGY TOO YOU GOYIM BIGOTS
>IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU HUNGRY? NOW GO BACK TO WORK

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Show us where ptg touched you...faggot

Half the planet is on lockdown, I wonder which countries are still not. Probably just africans

Half the US population wasn't even following it for week and millions still aren't.
Please please cope harder.

>No suicides and accidents

fake and gay list, like your fake and gay life

Imagine how boring this place would be without them

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at least in Luxembourg people are only counted as recovered if they had to be hospitalised and were releasedfrom the hospital.

People in quarantine at home even if positively tested with little to no symptoms only count as recovered once a new testing shows negative

It is, but all the data for the resr are estimstes from before Corona. I seen some version that just remove it and put Corona on #5.
Other thing is that the chart looks differently with Corona either stealing kills from something that would kill later or preventing them (less traffic=less car crashes) plus we don't get full picture how Corona is doing in 3rd world so we might be even higher irl.

>YOU FUCKING KIKES WONT TAKE AWAY MY COMFY BING BING WAHOO TIME AT HOME
>FUCK THE WHITE RACE I WANT WELFARE AND BING BING WAHOO WHILE LIVING IN LOCKDOWN

We really like being hit by an economic distaster or recession every once in a while, you know? Last one lasted for for years.

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Threads would be terribly slow

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Why are you asking to look at a dude's body bro?

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