/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3167

► Detected: 1,857,128 (+4,903) ► Died: 114,335 (+141) ► Day: 95 (-17:12:57)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
"Red Dawn" emails show slow response from US despite warnings
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22,000 healthcare workers infected in 52 countries
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Shortages of chemicals for testing begin again in the US
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Ebola kills second in Congo, over 200 people being traced
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Patient in Iceland got simultaneously coinfected by two strains
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>INFO
Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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27 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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5 year old kid dies in Britain
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16 year old without conditions dies in France
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Resistant to antivirals
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>REMINDER
US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
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Spain mortality rate goes up 17% due to coronavirus
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H1N1 only had 18,500 confirmed deaths, rest is estimated
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>LATEST
00:24: 442 new cases and 23 new deaths in Mexico
00:20: 212 new cases and 38 new deaths in Germany
00:13: 704 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain
23:46: 98 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia
23:45: 82 new cases and 4 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
23:40: 67 new cases and 9 new deaths in Colombia

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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00:24: 442 new cases and 23 new deaths in Mexico
00:20: 212 new cases and 38 new deaths in Germany
00:13: 704 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain
23:46: 98 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia
23:45: 82 new cases and 4 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
23:40: 67 new cases and 9 new deaths in Colombia


NOTHING BURGER

>OH MAN ONLY 485,665 DEATHS TO GO BEFORE WE REACH SEASONAL FLU LEVELS

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What if we are the virus and Coronavirus are the Earth's white blood cells?

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>Dead: 114,836
lol, still only 114,836.
How many days has it been stuck at 114,836? Four days? Five days?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 560,433 (22,115) #2 Spain 166,831 (17,209) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,854 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 84,279 (10,612) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 71,686 (4,474) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 29,647 (3,600) #11 Netherlands 25,587 (2,737) #12 Switzerland 25,415 (1,106) #13 Canada 24,383 (717) #14 Brazil 22,318 (1,230) #15 Russia 18,328 (148) #16 Portugal 16,585 (504) #17 Austria 13,962 (350) #18 Israel 11,235 (110) #19 South Korea 10,537 (217) #20 Sweden 10,483 (899) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,240 (331) #23 Peru 7,519 (193) #24 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #25 Japan 7,370 (123) #26 Chile 7,213 (80) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Norway 6,525 (128) #29 Australia 6,359 (61) #30 Romania 6,300 (318) #31 Denmark 6,174 (273) #32 Czech Republic 5,991 (139) #33 Pakistan 5,374 (93) #34 Philippines 4,932 (315) #35 Malaysia 4,683 (76)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +2,558 (+18) #2 Mexico +442 (+23) #3 Ukraine +325 (+10) #4 Philippines +284 (+18) #5 Bangladesh +182 (+5) #6 Pakistan +144 (+2) #7 United States +133 (+10) #8 Brazil +126 (+7) #9 China +108 (+2) #10 Israel +90 (+7) #11 Argentina +66 (+5) #12 Hungary +48 (+10) #13 Australia +46 (+2) #14 Bolivia +30 (+3) #15 Thailand +28 (+2) #16 Kazakhstan +28 (+2) #17 Armenia +26 (+1) #18 South Korea +25 (+3) #19 Estonia +23 (+2) #20 New Zealand +19 (+1) #21 Lithuania +9 (+1) #22 Slovenia +7 (+2) #23 Bulgaria +1 (+2) #24 Romania (+2) #25 Czech Republic (+1) #26 Moldova (+2) #27 Afghanistan (+1) #28 Uruguay (+1) #29 Somalia (+1) #30 Oman +128 #31 Kyrgyzstan +42 #32 India +35 #33 Uzbekistan +31 #34 Austria +17 #35 Tanzania +14…

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What the fuck? Dr. Fauci is damn near 80 years old. I thought he was a lot younger than that. He doesn't look 80.

Six of us are... dead. Counting myself, there are only three left. They were killed. I... I guess you could say I killed them... No...no, that's not quite right. Not just them. Not just these six... All of them... All six billion... Soon, I will have killed six billion people...

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