/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3167

Gary pls stop, ur scaring me. I want this to happen

>20,457 confirmed deaths
U.S.A. U.S.A. LETS GET 50,000 BY THE END OF MAY!

Niggz will take care of the sick.

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argie fren have you added the email chain to the pastebin by any chance it’s pretty funny and reads like /cvg/ kek
int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6879-2020-covid-19-red-dawn-rising/66f590d5cd41e11bea0f/optimized/full.pdf#page=1

"Red Dawn" emails show slow response from US despite warnings
archive.is/ATPdM

ABSOLUTELY HARAM, why is her hair uncovered?

is there a Zorak edit?

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An illness thats been present in almost every country for decades.

coronachan please let me fuck you

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>I've been here telling you you're wrong for months
>That's why you're the one that needs to take their meds

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>Dr. Fauci
JFC that kike wop is 79
WTF

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At this rate it's going to be higher at the end of may.

>tfw shitskin and never wanted to bring children to this world since they would've ended being still the lowest of the low even when trying their best
>virus may make you infertile
>no need for vasectomy
I'm not sure about this now.

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America still #1

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I see an asian and the ben affleck picture that gets posted all the time?

Why do we even have non-essential businesses when we could've been NEETs on Trumpbux this whole time?

Welcome to the club of winners, Italy!

>Ratio of infected to tested will decide how fucked your country is

Here is Czech rep.

01.04.2020 4,70 %
02.04.2020 4,28 %
03.04.2020 4,82 %
04.04.2020 4,60 %
05.04.2020 2,44 %
06.04.2020 3,77 %
07.04.2020 2,62 %
08.04.2020 3,61 %
09.04.2020 3,21 %
10.04.2020 3,00 %
11.04.2020 3,51 %
12.04.2020 2,75 %

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MAKE IT STOP I'M SOMEHOW EVEN MORE DEPRESSED NOW THAN BEFORE THIS WHOLE SHIT STARTED

>The 14 millions masks we bought [the government] aren't ffp2 but surgical masks. Please excuse the mistake.

This coming from the government official in chage of the buying. Who most probablynbought them at ffp2 price.
>Ooopsie, we made a mistake xoxox
>Most replies are trying to cheer her up
PLEASE NUKE US

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What if the lockdowns are society's equivalent to cytokine storms?

Don't bulli Italy and Spain, they're frens!

Anyone else starting to feel kinda depressed? Getting close to a month on lockdown. Ha don't done much of anything, same routine every day pretty much, not working. I feel useless and pointless. Fuck I hope this ends soon

Ah, just discovered that you're black, eh?

who /waitingtodie/ here?

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I'm white

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that would be very based

He doesn't look it or act like it does he?

/cvg/ btfo

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Let's for the sake of argument say the earth was a living thing. It wouldn't care if it had a billion trees or "clean" water. Look at Venus or Jupiter. A planet is just a planet. It was completely inhospitable for 3 billion years.

If anything WE are the planet's whiteblood cells riding it of all those pesky parasites and returning it to it's inorganic inhospitable state.

> nothingburger retards ITT

:-\

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Next stop: per capita!

Nah I'm good. Do something else but don't get others sick. Cheers :)

Set up a routine doing something productive that you can treat like a new job. A lot of it is just psychological. I don't feel much different from before since I'm a student doing classes online now, for instance, even though I'm not leaving home.

You guys keep ther dead on the ice skate rink too. Right?
Please tell me we aren't the only ones doing this.

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?
i wish i'm a damn hikkineet for the rest of my life instead of slaving away to transnational conglomerates

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Ah, my mistake then. Carry on with your existential crisis.

>weekend dip

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First-world governments have been acting like governments from shitplaces like here. God, what's wrong with you? First Netherlands, than Belgium, now Catalonia...

/cvg/ doomers i need your expert advice, the election fags are too busy fapping to cheeto pictures to answer me. If my boss wants me to go back to work next week but the pandemic is still raging, can i tell them to fuck off and keep drawing unemployment? They managed to get themselves tagged as essential through bribing local officials, we make fucking furnature, literally just fancy barely fuctioning chairs and tables for rich fucks. wat do /cvg/ ?

We dont have enough dead for it to really be a problem for now.

I can't complain since I was already depressed long before this shitshow started, but at least I can still work and not interact with customers. Just wish I got more than an extra $2 an hour.

death of intubated patients
wuhan: 86%
uk: 66%
new york: 80%
germany aachen: 12,5%

how is this possible? Are other countries just incapable?

A country of neets can't work until we get a big portion of the jobs covered by machines, and this quarantine will probably come out of the people's pocket.

Fuck off and ask reddit.

Wtf happened with my pic. I downloaded picrelated but showed when selecting it from my phone. Wtf is happening here?

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Go back to work.

>Can't mate, I'm showing symptoms and need to self isolate
>...*coof*

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Go lick a door knob

Down the line it will keep you from working

Here in the Netherlands authorities have not merely been stupid or blind, they've been pro-actively trying to spread this virus, and even now they still feed the public and professionals misinformation such as little to no asymptomatic spread.

>autaudes-en-espana
Damn, Madrid looks like that now?

Me.

You see on worldometers they removed "recovered" from the UK table and just put "N/A" instead?

>yfw we are actually the Herrenrasse

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What do you think of this /cvg/?

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kek did this for a first week when corona got here. my manager was too much of a nothingburger so I skipped work for a week on paid sick leave and then they put us on home office

The worst part is the uncertainty, we don't know how this will culminate, even if everyone magically got cured relationships between countries will never be the same, we don't know if china will get what's coming to them or if this whole situation will be swept under the rug with the force of 6 billion angry jews.

Can someone tell me what's wrong with americans? They have one simple order to social distance and now they are going crazy about their rights being taken away and that everything is nothing but a powergrab.

will the company implode in the next 3 months? if so, then walk away.

That'd be big ebil communism, user.

Westen world is a larp at this point there’s no first world anymore

Clearly has an agenda but still brings up good points. Could easily be a lab accident as part of a biological warfare program, but probably not a "complete" bioweapon and definitely not released on purpose imo.

That's a very odd statistic. Do you know time on ventilator as well?

My theory is they hape to put the most idiotic perspn in place in order to easily control it. In normal circumstances this makes it easy to steal big amounts of public money. In an emergency it means we've got some Karen in charge of suppliying the whole country with vital supplies. Ie, we dead.

its cause we wash our hands and arent fat

Sweden is at 20%

>— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
And none of these work?

Yeah

I've got a hyperactive immune system that makes the seasonal flu floor me from inflammation. Works well against bacterial stuff, not so much against the rare virus.

I'm a walking cytokine storm here.

Niggers, Spics, and Jews doing their typical shenanigans and fucking things up for everyone, as usual.

ah yes the reliable German '''official''' statistics
somehow always multiple times better than the rest of the world despite using the same equipment
just how do they do it??

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This guy lurked /cvg/ 100%. I've been posting about bat-CoV-ZC45 and ZXC21 since late January.
However the WIV refuted everything when they suddenly came up with RaTG13, from a different bat species at the other side of the country. It has 96% sequence identity instead of ZC45's 88%.

you guys are illiterate useless faggots and did not answer the question

checked, the question was "can i tell them to fuck off and continue to draw unemployment" nonburgers need not reply

You faggots are as useless as /ptg/, no wonder you want the world to end. Suppose thats more fun than suicide.

GUYS... Ebola-chan is back too!

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Something fucked up happened with the pic, as explained here Really don't understand. I never downloaded pic in

because in germoney if you die on the tube the cause of death is being intubated or some other nonsense excuse certainly not Corona

600k ever year, faggot.

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