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>Medieval Peasants Worked Less And Vacationed More Than Modern Americans Do

How old were you when you realized that literal medieval peasants had more freedom than you ever will? This shit makes me want to bring back the monarchy.

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>worked less

Ah yes, the good ol days. Back when revolts existed when the armaments of the government didnt far enough outclass that of the people that they could get away with making life utterly miserable.

Like afghanistan and vietnam?

>B-BUT MUH FREEDUMBS! B-BUT MUH CONSTITUSHUN ! B-BUT LAND OF THE FREE.

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>Implying most people could even have access to a pike
You'd be lucky to get a shortsword and dagger, definitely not bodkin arrows and a pike. Knights far enough outclassed peasants enough to easily destroy them in combat.

Tell that to the Scots

>believing this romanticized bullshit
Now tell me the one about the peaceful agricultural noble savage living in harmony with nature

>be knight harassing group of 10 pissed off peasants
>peasants suddenly bumrush you before you can draw your sword
>they hold you down and beat your head in with big rock

>An entire kingdom in open revolt with the support of France was able to arm its men
wow
>be 10 pissed off peasants who killed a knight
>local authorities ask questions, your neighbors rat you out
>20 peasants including the original 10 are rounded up as responsible and forced to confess after being tortured
>you all get hung and quartered in front of the town and your families are exiled

>Be William Wallace and not take that shit.

Are you saying monty python lied?

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>be serf toiling the fields all day
>get a dry husk of bread per day to feed your whole family in return for this
>local Lord decides he wants to fuck your wife/daughter whenever he feels like it

Sounds great!

>While we may be accustomed to images of medieval peasants toiling away from dawn until dusk and be convinced from this that we have it better than they ever did — a 13th-century laborer could have up to 25 weeks off per year. For reference, the average American worker has 16 days of vacation per year.

>Because the need for agricultural labor in the Middle Ages was season-dependent, the average peasant had about eight weeks to half the year off. Plus, the Church knew the opportunity to rest would keep workers happy and orderly, so they ordered frequent mandatory holidays.

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Swiss farmers wrecked an entire feudal knight army in Morgarten 1315. So I wouldn't say that knights outclassed them every time.
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Learn history, learn how he died

>not allowed to hunt meat
>not allowed to buy certain clothes
>not allowed to buy certain spices
>not allowed to have your own mill
>not allowed to own land that's not scattered around in random strips
>not allowed to buy tools from anyone except the approved blacksmiths
>not allowed to leave at will

That's war, people die
They won their independence.

>ccording to Karl von Elgger, the Confederates, unfamiliar with the customs of battles between knights, brutally butchered retreating troops and everyone unable to flee. He records that some infantry preferred to drown themselves in the lake rather than face the brutality of the Swiss.
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Well don't you mutts get like 10 paid vacation days a year?

depends on the company.

Also, even if this is very rare, there are jobs which don't have paid vacation in Austria aswell, because the industries they operate in, have no representative body for the cooperationns in it, an no unions, so there is no Kollektivvertrag.

Swords, armor, and horses were prohibitively expensive for anyone not in an aristocratic family.

>amerislaves have TEN days off per year and work their asses off to fund Shaqueisha's gibmedats
>meanwhile medieval peasants spent half the year partying and getting drunk with their 100% white village
How will the m*dern man ever cope?

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Peasants were "free" people not indentured like serfs were. They shared devastating poverty as a daily reality though, couldn't own fruit bearing trees, nor marry outside if their class. Not only this they needed the permission of their Lord to marry. The marriage needed to be approved of. If the Lord saw fit to "break her in" prior to their wedding, he was able to do so. They had "vacation" simply because fruits and grain don't grow in the winter time. So they sat around for half the year subsisting on scraps until the warmer weather brought sustenance. Doesn't sound as luxurious as my last trip to Aachen Germany to visit my Grandparents.

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Peasants armed themselves with farm tools, like sithes and shovels.

Once read that you could get a usable arming sword for like a weeks salary. There were just a shit ton circling around since they were made for a few centuries.

Poor bitter Anglo always getting trounced by us Scots. You even killed the man and that didn't even stop him.

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They all look retarded dude, thank god they're all dead

I realized about a year ago. I thought of the song "Working Class Hero". The love goes "but you're all fucking peasants as far as I can see".

Turns out they got more land and in general, had things better minus the technology and constant feudal war.