/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3165

haha dead boomers. we warned them about being obese chinese dick riders but they didn't listen. fitting they die like this. who cares?

>nooo we can't go into quarantine!!! think of muh economy!!!
Why is drumpf so retarded?

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ok now that we're all pretty much in the shutdown level, when are we moving up the happening tree? kinda bored of this one desu.

We start making next year's flu vaccine during the previous year's flu season, user. Plus we've already made it, so each year we only need minimal safety testing.

Making a vaccine is trivial, we can do it within weeks, and we've already done it a dozen times with this virus. Testing it is the difficult thing. A side effect that only happens 0.1% of the time, if you vaccinate a billion people, will seriously hurt or kill a million people. So we have to be very, very, very sure of its safety.

muh stonks has always been the priority

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pathetic

It's just the cold. What a nothingburger.

Reminder
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>spike in child abuse
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting
power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar
>food pantries emptied
>life insurance claims
>celebrities and artists BTFO
>dead, infectious cops

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 560,433 (22,115) #2 Spain 166,831 (17,209) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,854 (3,022) #6 United Kingdom 84,279 (10,612) #7 China 82,160 (3,341) #8 Iran 71,686 (4,474) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 29,647 (3,600) #11 Netherlands 25,587 (2,737) #12 Switzerland 25,415 (1,106) #13 Canada 24,383 (717) #14 Brazil 22,318 (1,230) #15 Portugal 16,585 (504) #16 Russia 15,770 (130) #17 Austria 13,945 (350) #18 Israel 11,145 (103) #19 South Korea 10,537 (217) #20 Sweden 10,483 (899) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,240 (331) #23 Peru 7,519 (193) #24 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #25 Japan 7,370 (123) #26 Chile 7,213 (80) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Norway 6,525 (128) #29 Australia 6,351 (61) #30 Romania 6,300 (316) #31 Denmark 6,174 (273) #32 Czech Republic 5,991 (138) #33 Pakistan 5,374 (93) #34 Malaysia 4,683 (76) #35 Mexico 4,661 (296)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +133 (+10) #2 China +108 (+2) #3 Brazil +126 (+7) #4 South Korea +25 (+3) #5 Australia +38 (+2) #6 Pakistan +144 (+2) #7 Mexico +442 (+23) #8 Argentina +66 (+5) #9 New Zealand +19 (+1) #10 Lithuania +9 (+1) #11 Bulgaria +1 (+2) #12 Afghanistan (+1) #13 Uruguay (+1) #14 Bolivia +30 (+3) #15 India +35 #16 Kazakhstan +10 #17 Uzbekistan +31 #18 Kyrgyzstan +42 #19 Honduras +4 #20 Paraguay +13 #21 El Salvador +12 #22 Mongolia +1 #23 Nepal +1 #24 Montserrat +2…

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multiple times an hour

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this. fuck these old fucks. they're the reason we're so enmeshed with the soulless commie chinks in the first place.

nothingburger

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If this virus is really so bad, wouldn't every medical expert and world leader be wearing a suit 24/7 in a bunker?

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Chinese infected. Nigerians evicted.

Probably once cities try to "reopen" I guess. This whole thing has been boring.

>>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
according to swedistan the worst performing students are doing better with this type of study form lol

I think I got it right

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Now say the same thing but add "15k of the deaths came in the last 10 days"

Thanks

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neat

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why is 80 the average IQ of a nothingburgerfag?

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jews putting jews under quarantine. Why not just make them go away?

>average death age 78.5
>overwhelmingly obese/smokers/precons
yeah I'm not worried

It sure is odd how everyone is being told we're going to need to stay locked down and out of work for months, need to start wearing masks everywhere, can't be in groups of more than 5-10, and yet the people giving these orders
>keep holding press conferences and q&a sessions in rooms filled with reporters
>Stand right next to each other on stage or when giving interviews
>Don't wear masks at any point during all this, even King Chipper himself
Man, a virus so deadly and dangerous yet our top officials seem to not even give a shit about catching it?

Well, nevermind actually, they know what's best for us. Let's all just flatten the curve and social distance and avoid exponential growth and whatever other catchphrase we need to keep repeating, just stay in your house and go back to sleep

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Everyone has a smartphone now and has at least enough proficiency to write a paper and browse facebook on a computer. How are kids struggling?

Thanks for hyping me up a bit! Can't wait

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What kind of music do you think CC listens to while watching the world burn? Rob Zombie? Slayer? Slipknot?

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Would you kindly explain what you think the end goal of the millions of crisis actors is, ok thx

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