Global economic collapse by summer

2 weeks later...

Except for kikes being kikes and niggers being niggers that is.

You can start by coveting my dick in your mouth.

D E E N Z

man i really want a happening to happen

That's a constant like entropy

>muh exponential growth
>muh 6 gorillion dead by may
>muh economic collapse
----happeningfags, you are here----
>muh ww3 with china

This and picked eggs are literally all anyone should have

>muh 6 gorillion dead by may
Would have happened without the lockdowns. Will still happen in India.

king oscar's stuff is greasy and rubbery.
In order of deliciousness:
Wild Planet > Bumblebee > Seasons > King oscar >>>POWER GAP>>> the shitty 99% store brand sardines

Nothing ever happens leaf
Except the day of the rake

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Anyone ever buy the 50 pack on Amazon of Pacific Crest deenz? If so, how are they?

this is the closest we will ever come to a real happening. much much closer than the dumb fucking cop shootouts or mudslime political assassinations. and still i can guarantee you nothing will happen and any further discussion of biblical events should be regarded as larp

nothing ever happens

its possible that this number has already been achieved in china

if theyre are mass graves in new york they have to been burning bodys in china kek

That's about 30 days worth of food.
The only way to get through this is to start gardening & having about a 5 - 10 person team put together in case of emergency & we live in suburba. Before this happened I was planning on buying land this coming winter.

Unfortunately all my friends smoke weed.
That's not exactly a substance you keep around to stay focused & alert.

You have no idea. Nothing will be the same again. We are not even in the middle of the coronavirus winter

in michigan i heard our governor banned the sale of seeds. any idea why she would do this?

YESSS!!!

Because, there is going to be a massive food shortage and the government doesnt want you to be able to feed yourself.

>implying we’re not engaged in WWIII already

It will be fine.

>winter
no, its spring, it's getting nice, everyone is fucking outside now.

Too bad most undesirables will still receive handouts.

If OP is right, I know what will get the world economy going again: Total War Against China

There will be a happening, but nothing like Yas Forums thinks. It'll be 2008 all over again.

I'm not sure "biblical" is a good connotation. There were not economic collapses, global or otherwise, in any of the books. Historically, the worst one in biblical era would have been 1177bc (ish), but that power vacuum in the Levant is what fostered the perfect setup for Hebrews to take over Jerusalem.

So if you're trying to say there will be a new Jewish state, and you're pumped for it, I'm very happy you're happy.

>no food cause of shortage
>no one grows food cause its banned
>national guard gets called in to enforce martial law
>everyone's starved to death
>total military control of a state of people dead or starving

whitmers master plan

Literally the worst deenz

Only video I've seen of that claim is the garden center at one Walmart taped off with basic yellow caution tape and no one guarding it.
I bet seeds and soil aren't even removed from the POS.
Haven't seen anything like that at Home Depot or Lowes.

if true then that's not nearly enough deenz

Good fren.

>implying WWII ended

But why wouldn't they want you to be able to feed yourself? If people could do that then they wouldn't have to worry about doing it, and people won't get angry at them when they can't.

it better be. i hate this gay planet and these fucking npc monkeys i'm surrounded by.

i dont do the grocery shopping so i havent seen for myself. its also one of those things that no one would really mention besides Yas Forums autists living happening to happening so i dont know how it really is out there

Seeds sold out here, only left are inedible flowers.
ALL the garden centres are closed as well.

>1177bc
i bet you all want to watch a 70 minute lecture.
youtube.com/watch?v=bRcu-ysocX4

Remember user, there are enough acorns to feed the entire world.

>But why wouldn't they want you to be able to feed yourself?
Because, they want you to be dependent on them. They will give you everything you're allowed to have.