>"If you don’t have an excuse to travel you will be issued with a $1000 fine," he said.
baka.com.au
>Can I visit my family over Easter?: No
theguardian.com
>You have a friend at your house? On the spot fine
>Getting a root? On the spot fine
7news.com.au
First for fuck chinks and fuck nurse supporters.
Fuck them strawberry farmers too.
>Cant drink beer cause Im a weak cunt
Whats wrong with me lads, goon and hard liqour is fine but one sip of beer and its all over have to spit it out
>fuck nurse supporters.
my wifes a nurse, they have no PPE and were told to re-use face masks. this country is beyond fucked. Chinks stole it all and shipped it off before they told anyone about how bad it really was.
I used to be like that, then I started drinking VB's and it became an acquired taste
Normalize drinking the most rancid shit in other words
i just wanna go to the pub lads
trust me everyone of the pub owners are itching to get their bars back open because all the pokie revenue is going down the drain. they will reopen pubs soon I guarantee it as all publicans are on the blower to pollies every few fucking minutes im sure
But think of the GDP points we gained with the Chinese buying all the masks and baby formula.
You may be right since half of pokie revenue goes to the state government as tax.
imagine the world they will build for us after corona they will release all the hidden tech
youtube.com
Yep, they’ll be one of the first things to reopen.
Cafes, parks and restaurants and shit will be last
its a guarantee they will reopen pubs (pokies) before most other restrictions are lifted. Gladys done an interview few days ago saying pubs need to open up
>The Daily Telegraph reports NSW's ministers are hoping some restrictions on restaurants, cafes, bars and gyms could be relaxed as early as May 1 to help small businesses
Are you all excited for this new comic book series? It's so great seeing diversity in the media for once. This is long overdue and I've already ordered by first first copy, which will be arriving after I get my vasectomy.
looks like your typical coon, cant tell if male or female
Did the superboong invent the stick its carrying?
61 Boomers dead of C-chan
>at least 18 of them off the Plague-ship
Thats 30% of all cases
>also 2 complete hospitals in Taswegia shut down because the staff were all contaminated by passengers
Fuck Hillsongers and their MP rellos.
>tfw going back to work tomorrow as an essential wagie after having 3 weeks off
what am i gonna be in for?
apparently working in harvey norman is essential. they better just cancel my mutual obligations for 6 months.
please be the same for Victoria, I work at a pub. I've moved back home due to all of this and it's fucking awful being a NEET. How do cunts do this?
Wash the shit off your BFs dick before you suck on it, it's fucking up your taste-buds
my wife’s boyfriend pre-ordered it for me. I’m pretty excited
can i ask what you do? are they opening up illegally?
Yes. Also, petrol is her kryptonite.
Stay away from coofers, user.
coal sector
yeah it is, ive got friends that are still working there
oh sorry i didnt read properly i assume youve found a new job
Get into public housing. It makes neeting much nicer.
>She's a deadly ngar
They aren't wrong there
How's everyone holding up?
How easy is it to get meth down under? I wish I could get meth here.
wait list is 10 years here m8 no chance
yeah great mate, never better
i dread the end of virus, i had no life before and after and will have to do work for the dole as im too retarded to find a job
The government has admitted that the stages of lockdown don't mean anything.
abc.net.au
>Super-Boong-ess
>In Suicide Squad
Even in capeworld, boongs are violent criminals.
>superpower is the ability to con free smokes off any whitedogcunt who walks past
>takes a huff of 98unleaded to power up
>invented a stick?
They're gonna betray you, they're gonna forget you, are you gonna let them take you over that way
If you have a baby you can get straight in.
the gf
not bad, playing lots of animal crossing, eating Easter chocolate, living the dream basically.
my sperm is dead we've been trying for like a year lol
I wonder if the character tries to hang itself if they get captured?
same
> People getting fined for going out on the weekend
Anybody else remember last election when we got told Labor was going to kill the weekend?
She can defeat any enemy. Her one main rival is the dreaded motor vehicle, which hits her as she sleeps on the road.
Fucking ngars, man
My wife is a strawberry farmer and she says you cunts are just fucking lazy, that's why you wont work for 0.0002 cents an hour and sleep in dorms of 70 other guys.