Lets do an honor thread to our father, Lucifer. Imagine how badass would it be if he was a human. All the manipulation techniques would be breath taking. He would be for sure king of the world. Of all the famous people in the world, who is more like Satan?
Father who art in Hell
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Owen Peterson
"your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven."
As above so below.
He's a retarded nigger though.
Cameron Brown
I want to polish Greta Thunberg's fresh little asshole with my tongue until it reflects visible light. Fight me.
Joshua Green
Lucifer, and all of his incarnations, is a fantasy. Evil is only personified in humanity.
Jaxson Roberts
Why would I fight you? Can I go next?
Jason Martin
Imagine worshipping a little loser faggot. Satan is the biggest fucking loser to ever exist.
Brayden Smith
Everyone is retarded, the poor devil sin once, and he found no place for forgiveness. Imagine how angry u would be if You Made a single mistake, and your father wanted to burn u for it
Luke Morgan
how do you feel about being so jewish i recognize you from an earlier thread
Juan Wilson
If u are the biggest loser, then u are a winner. Better to be the worst of the worst, than to be mediocre.
Ayden Hill
>Satan is the biggest fucking loser to ever exist.
Doesn't exist. Fantasy. Comic book character. Only a metaphor, not a real creature.
Chase Morgan
If it is a fantasy, I want u to do Black Magic. U pussy
Eli Richardson
>our
Isaac Campbell
>He wanted to be god
>Mistake
lel okay
Kevin Edwards
Imagine her mad face turning into a grin and her eyes roll back as both her legs straighten out as you pass your tongue through her sigmoid colon and into her lower bowel. I bet she'd start giggling like a retard
Adrian Wright
Wr9ng
Carter Cook
Yes, it's a sad fictional tale designed to garner absolute obedience to a religious authority.
I'd rather be a mediocre nobody who never does anything in life than the most successful child rapist and cannibal of all time.
Chase Flores
Lucifer is a faggot
Josiah Taylor
Give me some to do. I'll feel stupid for going through the motions just to prove a point, honestly. It's all nonsense, though.
Luke Williams
Wr9ng, it says in the bible"by the abudance of your trading You became filled with violence within and You sinned. So I CAST You out of the mountain of God, O covering cherub, out of the midst of the fiery stones. Your heart was lifted yo because of your Beauty, You corrupted your wisdom for the sake of your splendor." His ambition for money and his pride were his downfall.
Daniel Perez
I don't actually want to stick my tongue in her asshole. I'll bet she doesn't wipe very well. I'd stick other things up there, though.
John Powell
Humans.
The devil is within all of you.
That is why annihilating circumstances await in your future.
Learn compassion and embrace the light within.
There is no outside evil.
The evil in the world lies in the hands of humans.
Ayden Clark
Michael Howard
Jeremiah Stewart
Stellar argument, boris.
Brayden Ross
Leo Peterson
Go and kill a kid and drink his blood. And then say, " Satan, I command u to appear before me!"
Zachary Morales
>Lucifer is imaginary
FTFY
Jackson Allen
We already have Jewcifer making shit hard
Wyatt Fisher
Eli Cook
Even if You got the same punishment? The majority of humans end up in hell, why not be the most evil son of a bitch if You are going to hell.
Owen Reed
Fuck this show was so terrible and i loved it so much. Faggot lucifer is such a great premise.
Josiah Nelson
That kinda breaks laws that would land me in prison. You'll have to pick some black magic that doesn't break local laws. Also, I have no urge to kill kids or drink their blood.
Lincoln Kelly
Christian Butler
Also wouldn't result in anything but a dead kid and an upset stomach.
Jaxson Roberts
>The majority of humans end up in hell
Not a fact. In order for this to be true, hell would have top exist.
David Lopez
Isaac Taylor
Didnt know god has shekels he has to keep pumping and dumping.
Caleb Hall
Yes fellow Chosen we must
David James
Ok, Kiss your mom on the neck 8 times, while moaning, "Lucifer Made me do it."
Eli Davis
The gate is wide that leads to destruction...
The Bible states that does who go to heaven are few.
Eli Baker
Hahahahaha! Once again, you've chosen a ritual that would ruin my life, not because of some "magic" happening, but because it's fucking weird and unexplainable. What would that even do, according to whack jobs who believe in such nonsense?
Tyler Nelson
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Tyler Price
Fuck off Jew
Jaxon Ortiz
The bible says a lot of things that aren't rational, user. The bible is an assembly of writings, compiled by an organization that has a vested interest in controlling a large portion of the population. It isn't a magical book delivered unto man from the heavens. It is not infallible.
Daniel Edwards
Lucifer is the king of the world...
"John 14:30 King James Version (KJV)
30 Hereafter I will not talk much with you: for the prince (Lucifer) of this world cometh, and hath nothing in me."
Austin White
Post a dic pic in WHICH u are holding your cock with 2 hands. If u do that, I Will tell You the next step...
Easton Perry
He is, but God Will come and send me and My father Lucifer to hell
Isaiah Murphy
I think the reason people don't do black magic is that every spell (are they called spells? I'm not versed on the subject because I'm not a superstitious faggot) requires you to behave so bizarrely that you can't do them privately. I'm no longer interested. Besides, I have a feeling step two would be to write the date and time under my ballsack and stick a sharpie in my asshole.
Ryan Bennett
>Communist
>Worships Satan
Are you by any chance jewish?
Christopher Hernandez
>I don't actually want to stick my tongue in her asshole.
then this conversation is over, fag
Jayden Jones
William Price
You just lost 5 minutes of My time.