/CVG/ - cORONA vIRUS gENERAL #3164 - wEEKEND dATA eDITIONS

► Detected: 1,853,155 (+930) ► Died: 114,247 (+53) ► Day: 95 (-21:40:22)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,457 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Data from Europe indicates 32% of cases require hospitalization
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Shortages of chemicals for testing begin again in the US
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Food processing plants in the US face coronavirus outbreaks
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US not counting at least 2700 nursing home deaths in official toll
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"Red Dawn" emails show slow response from US despite warnings
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>INFO
In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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26 year old without conditions dies in Brazil
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CDC recommends wearing masks in public, against WHO advise
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Most "comorbidities" are just diabetes and hypertension
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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>REMINDER
0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Spain doesn't report cases discovered post-mortem
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Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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US unemployment claims hit record 16 million over 3 weeks
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>LATEST
00:24: 442 new cases and 23 new deaths in Mexico
00:20: 212 new cases and 38 new deaths in Germany
00:13: 704 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain
23:46: 98 new cases and 9 new deaths in Georgia
23:45: 82 new cases and 4 new deaths in Alberta, Canada
23:40: 67 new cases and 9 new deaths in Colombia

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kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop

and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

>Dead: 114,836
lol, still only 114,836.
How many days has it been stuck at 114,836? Four days? Five days?

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Nuke china NOW!

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kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop

and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

Did you have a stroke argie bro?

Do you shave your pp?

Me: Yes

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT WHY ARE BLACKS DYING?

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>Mom called me today of Easter
>Apparently her doctors won't come around for weekly checks on her or my dad (She had heart failure and MS and is chairbound, he is just old)
>She sounds absolutely awful and her voice cracked when she talked about how dad had to go out for groceries

God bros I can't fucking take it. It's really hard to watch someone you love be so close to the end and yet so afraid/not ready. My psyche can't take much more. She didn't deserve it. 40 years hard work, no real vacations, never owned anything nice, did anything she could for me.

Fuck im broken.

Hi Gary.

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cause god hates niggers

>all these lockdowns for a nothing burger

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It's the same person, every time, posting this on every god damn thread. Are you autistic? Is this just what you do? I don't understand why you post this. I'm truly astonished. It would be great if you actually posted something worthwhile but instead you post this shit. Every god damn thread you post this shit. It isn't funny, it never was. Being annoying isn't trolling. Doing this kind of shit is more akin to being a fucking moron. You're probably sitting there, laughing to yourself like: aye, gottem again! stop it. stop it stop it stop it stop it. I'm so fucking tired of this horse shit. Take the knife your mom keeps in the drawer next to the oven and slit your god damn throat you miserable piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell.

user... man...

Is this death rate for ants

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WIp framework for /CVG/

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>Daily reminder there's no actual evidence for this supposed virus. And none of the Feds in this thread will have a valid response to the points made in this video.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzRbq9XJ7mA

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As a whole, they have quite a lot of lifestyle choices that put them at risk for most diseases, and in general lower their overall health. Excessive drinking, smoking, over-eating, lack of exercise, drug abuse and rampant unprotected sex (leading to more stds and thus more taxed immune system).

Generally very poor health. Lots of pre-existing conditions that are never monitored or treated.

Why aren't you getting them groceries? I get my grandpa groceries, leave them on his doorstep so he doesn't have to come in contact. I can talk to him from his yard. Stop being a failure, boomer.

MS is a fucking bitch, though.

Tell her you love her user it’s gonna be ok

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Dead general. Jews want the goyim back to work now that they can't make money off this chink-made virus.

I ain't clicking that shit, nigger

we need randomized double blind clinical trials to determine if race is a determinant.

first we need to infect the subjects with either coronavirus or a placebo-virus, then we need to paint everyone yellow so they get the same treatment from healthcare workers, then we need to make sure the control and treatment groups are even in terms of age, obesity and other health conditions.

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what a shame

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tl;dw

Not often enough. I wish I had opportunities to use it more.

Uhh,lads?
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There’s been a spike in coronavirus cases at meat plants in the U.S.

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Pork too
cnn.com/2020/04/12/business/meat-plant-closures-smithfield/index.html

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Based Gary

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>/CVG/ - cORONA vIRUS gENERAL #3164 - wEEKEND dATA eDITIONS
wait you actually type it out each time?
do you want me to write a script for you to generate these threads? you'd only have to solve the captcha and update the news section

You wouldn't be who you were without her. That's her legacy.

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I have never seen any supposed virus, ever. Ergo no viruses exist. This is all just a matter of unbalanced humours.

Just because you don't agree with it doesn't mean it's not evidence.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Oh hi, you always play psychologist with us. What's bothering you, is it some secrets? Why don't you tell me? We are like brothers, we shouldn't have secrets.

I live 4.5 hours away. I would still do it but my county has 30x as many cases (Last I checked they have 14 and I have like 2300) so I feel like it would cancel out.

I did. I made sure to pause just to make sure it stood out.

It's such a bitch man. Apparently I have a higher chance of getting it and honestly I will probably eat a bullet if I do unless I end up married or something before it.

The hardest part is that I was mentally prepared for her to pass, to the point where I was convinced it wouldn't be a bad thing because she would be free, but knowing how scared she is hurts.

Even though I am a loner at least I graduated college and have a decent job. My sister has a son so she even got to experience grandparenthood, at least for a bit. Maybe I should focus on that

Just depressed and for some reason I thought it would be idea to have a few drinks for Easter and it turned sour.

>twitter.com/badiucao/status/1249154255098982401

Fuck the Chinese government.

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>LET ME INTO DISNEY WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!!
I love boomer rage.

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Who cares I don't eat my meat raw

>"Markets" = the roof over your head and the food in your fridge.


WRONG. Workers, people, these put the food on my plate and warmth in my fire, not markets, not the London stock exchange, not a private central bank owned by Zionists. Markets are a tool, nothing more, and they can be easily manipulated. Your markets have led to the slowest wage growth since the steam engine, left the bottom 40% in a stagnant mess for 40 years. Your politic led to gay marriage, drag queen story hour, wars for Israel, broken families and open borders. For decades, the cuckservative narrative tells us the third world will bring about communism, and yet we've become more market liberal than ever. In 1951, when the non-white population was less than 20k people, most industry was nationalised. It was white homogeneity that brought about socialism, & it is third world multiculturalism that eroded our racial yearning for a collective national state conscious. Tories promote austerity for the public, but subsidise and bailout the kosher financial class. Immigration has increased under them year on year for a decade despite their promise to reduce it.

And then you DARED mock my brothers for living at home when they have no access to housing, no social mobility, no wage growth. You piece of shit. You fucking cunt. You are no brother of mine. You are an enemy of our people and you'll be treated with the same righteous indignation as the radlibs and progressives you rule alongside. You are a collaborator with our ancient nemesis, only your collaboration allows this tyranny to manifest.

Your system is gone. It isn't coming back. Nativism and socialism will arise. The National Socialist was right, we were always right. You have no legitimacy, no public trust and lack public will. Your system shall be replaced in the new world, founded on our Aryan vision for a collectivist Anglo-Celtic state that acts in the interests of the public and NOT Aristocracies, Jewish Supremacy & markets.

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Look at the image.

MOOOOOODDDDSSS

So there really will be nothing in the burgers? That is fucking ironic as hell.

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Hey, I remember you. Looking better but the proportions on that arm and hand are jacked which I know you know because that's the only part where every line is drawn 20 times. I think at the elbow it's drawn in a way that suggests that the forearm is more toward us than the upper arm, but the wrist is pretty thin if that's the case and the angle of the hand is really unnatural.

What's this from?

Doctors keep neglecting them in treatment in favor of whites due to implicit racism.

blacks die a lot, you're just noticing it now.

There's still thousands of people going on cruises.

Happy Easter

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I find alcohol brings out whatever I'm feeling instead of helping a mood. Yes, focus on the good things.

Your anecdotal evidence is piss too faggyboi

check out food delivery services for them

open em up, BACK TO WORK, BACK TO EATING GENETICALLY MODIFIED TURKEY LEGS THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD

imagine being in the middle of daily 9/11's and what you are thinking about is going back to disney asap to slurp of fructose solitions and stand in line for hours

fuck me

so tomorrow we're supposed to hear our propaganda about red dawn, right?

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