PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TrumpTweet: Happy Easter 4/12/20
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>FLotUS Melania Reads Easter Story "The Little Rabbit" 4/12/20
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>Faith in America - Part 2 4/12/20
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>FDACommr Hahn on ThisWeekABC 4/12/20
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>FDACommr Hahn on MtP 4/12/20
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>Pres Trump on JudgeJeanine 4/11/20
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>DPAPolCoord Navarro on JudgeJeanine 4/11/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on WattersWorld 4/11/20
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>Giuliani on WattersWorld 4/11/20
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>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Kristy Swanson (Lara) 4/11/20
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>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Andy Pudzer (Lara) 4/11/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/10/20
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>Pres Trump Easter Blessing w/Bishop Harry Jackson 4/10/20
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>Faith in America - Part 1 4/10/20
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>War Room Weekly! 4/11/20
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>VP Pence on CBNNews 4/10/20
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>DefSec Esper on CBSThisMorning 4/10/20
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>HUDSec SleepyBen on Ingraham 4/10/20
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MAGA

new baker needed

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>Right now there are main characters in this world right now and we don't know them

MAGA
also is it me or am I seeing more normies talking about Q than ever before?

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dibs

Dont tell me you guys got JEWED out of paying your bills even during the pandemic.
What no laws that will allow you to defer payments with no penalty.

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movement!

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Do ilegal immigrants really pay taxes??
if so, it is a payback to americans
fortune.com/2020/04/12/who-gets-stimulus-checks-immigrants-irs-deposit-date-coronavirus-relief-check-money-payments-paying-taxes/

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MAGA
probably just you and all that salt-mining (which is much appreciated!)

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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Dr. Fauci is just like a plumber.

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DO IT!
No balls Eurofags!

At first I was like...

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AWOO!

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>because the us govt has lied about things, it's ok for me to personally be a liar about things

everyone look at this reprobate's logic

Then I was like

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Q hasn't got one fucking right. the most frustrating psyOP ever.
even alex jones got a bunch of shit right ffs
Q retards need to kill themselves

The virus in the US has a high and climbing death toll. Trump is fucked.

Places closer to the virus' origin has much smaller death toll: Japan, S Korea, Singapore, Tawian. If we had competent leadership, we could have been like them. Instead, our economy is destroyed and many are dying.

I WISH A MAN FACED ITALIAN BITCH WOULD

>LOL CHINA NUMBA 1

Russia is returning, you're collapsing

Its semantics, Pablo E.
>hurr if you buy something with a sales tax, you're technically paying taxes
pls take them and put them to work, perhaps they need to be in a camp, to, lets say, "concentrate" better

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I got it

It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have not been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on are bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair

1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is not a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gauge a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie

Decide for yourself.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.

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Tucker was they only mainstream host talking about Coronavirus in Jan and February

I'm waiting on these spiking death rates from the states with Governors who got so much flak for not closing down or never closed down. Meanwhile some of the earliest lockdown/most dictatorial Governors are having the worst time of it.

>make money
>get taxed
>spend money
>get taxed
>put money into savings account
>savings account pays interest
>get taxed
...
...
stooooooop

>Trump is such a dicktator.

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final one, catch you nigs later when Trump presser is close
good morning!

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At first I was like

>democrats, chinks and the WHO downplay the virus threat and call trump xenophobic

shills always yap about jews because they think it will confuse us and get us to do the same
"no I hate jews here's why you're wrong" then they just call you jewish again and again and derail the thread with 100 people jewposting
I ignore all posts about jews on principle. I read Kevin Macdonald and company, what's some guy in /ptg/ going to teach me that they can't?

GOD BLESS THE AWOOVEMENT!

There might be a few here for all you know!

AWOO frens!

I've just ignored Q. Vague Nostradamus shit you can fit to almost anything.

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I don't see where qtards were brought up in that shot. They haven't claimed 5G spreads corona, that's literally Joe Rogan.

Then I was like

>omfg trump didn't act fast enough, he should have closed the country last year!

This is why we need more female leaders.

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They have mask culture anyway and are better prepared for China plagues due to SARS and other contagions. Completely different cultures, much smaller countries.

>Stein
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE LOCAL CONTROL OF GOVERNMENT

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And the fired milf thighs for telling the truth about it being an impeachment trap hoax. SAD!

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>It's not the jews that are the problem it's the whites that keep falling for their tricks
This and other Jewish lies brought to you by /ptg/, home of the jew.

Trump actually being a President & they wanted a dictator after all.

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too bad her sane world ended in the 60s

lmao at the privileged white upper middle class wine aunt's version of communism.

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>testing kits
What the fuck would a regular person do with a testing kit?

I snapled a cooler foto of thag

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specifically with the 1965 immigration act

expectations reduce joy, pajeetbro

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I'm getting my poonews so fast and furious I can barely keep up, apu
>township-like zones
What the hell is this supposed to mean

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How much 9mm ammunition should I buy? 400? 2000? It’s 36¢ a round

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check if they're pregnant with coronavirus

In a sane world we wouldnt have our country shut down for months on end for this horseshit.

Womemes are children who think testing is a magic spell to repel the virus.

Except almost all PPE is being routed to medical professionals. I can make up impractical shit that will never happen too.

>the year is 2020 AD
>Bill "Iraq Will Welcome Us As Liberators" Kristol is forgiven and embraced by Twitter and Reddit leftists suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome
The fact that low IQ leftists slob all over one of the chief architects of the Iraq War's dick now because he says ORANGE MAN BAD on the internet is one of the most incredible, unbelievable, jawdropping, gobsmacking things I have ever seen in my 35 years on this Earth.

It's so ludicrous, so in-your-face absurd, so fucking far beyond parody, that I honestly can't help but suspect that the "our universe is just a simulation" people are actually onto something

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You only need one to do the right thing.

if i ever go to Chicongo or jewyork i will visit one of those trump towers and rent a night there

>omfg the danish gubment will have childrens blood on their hands!

We have a less competent populace than them as well. The average IQ in Singapore is like 108. In the US, it’s 98 at best and that’s probably an overshoot considering our demographics.

>It’s 36¢ a round
You're getting robbed. It should be under 25cpr.

neets post your face when pablo pays for your trumpbux

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These people think everyone needs to be tested. They ignore the reality that everyone would need a test every day until the virus is gone. How is that even feasible? Complete fantasyland bullshit.

I have serious doubts that this retard even knew who Fauci is before he first stood next to Trump at a presser....

Ah, giving away his power, classic tyrant move.
Reminds me of how Caesar was a tyrant because he didn't slaughter everyone like Sulla. Everyone's a tyrant except the corrupt and untouchable oligarchs who make the 'tyrant' necessary.

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Are you Kristol's agent or something? Are you being paired to try and make him edgy or relevant or something?

We are the main characters, fren.

3 billion

Less is more

I smell shills.

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America was actually run by elites originally. Stein's problem? They were Southern elites who believed the States could secede from the union. Jefferson was one of them.
>even alex jones got a bunch of shit right ffs
any high-level guy who says conspiracy stuff in public is going to have legit people giving him information. of course there's a lot else going on with all of them (the need to not mention the JQ obviously cripples every single one) but at least you know the nutty clock is right sometimes.
Q is a clock that doesn't even tell you a time, it just spits out random numbers and you have to decode it into a time. "It's 4:30!" the Q-tards arrive at by consensus. Nobody ever bothers to look outside to see if their supposition is correct.

>just when you thought the liberal media had no more credibility to lose, they lose even more

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They actually have more in common than they think. Both Kristol and reddit leftards give no fucks about anyone but themself and are self righteous fucks who hate our country.

NIGGERS ARE DISGUSTING CREATURES!

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>that fucking pic
Boy, I sure am glad that Jewish bankers won WW2.

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Chicago ranks number 3 in top 10 cities in America with bedbug problems...

She is right about facemasks for the most vulnerable: old and sick people actually need them. As far as testing kits for 340M Americans? Literally no country in the world has the capability to make that many accurate tests that quickly. We also don’t need that many tests right now.

You're not even important. You would have at least a memeflag if you were important. Probably a tripcode too. You certainly wouldn't have the boring and predictable flag the Jewnited States. You're an ÑPC I'm afraid.

are you telling me the workers in the Trump dont give a shit about hygiene

That's because it's full of nigs and spics in bug ridden apartments owned by kike landlords. Trump Tower is fine.

t. former Chiraqi

i have a deal for you where you can get a certain amount of ammunition at literally no cost

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We don't have any long term studies on Coronavirus survivors. For example, Ebola was discovered in 1976 but only in 2016, we learned Ebola can lurk in semen for 500 days.

in a perfect world every time someone is born an acre of farmable land would rise up from the ocean for them to inhabit complete with a house, internet, and a gf

Tell that to voters this november

>the Jew, consumed by his lust for power, and control, struggles to understand a man who could have all the power in the world but instead declines it

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36¢ is a great price during a gun panic

>Trump Tower is fine.
Good goy. Collect your shekels in the foyer.

Trump allowed the Chinese to spread a deadly pandemic to the US which has killed tens of thousands of Americans and destroyed the economy. Meanwhile Trump and Republicans have also allowed the Democrats and the US corporate media to shift the blame for the Chinese virus away from China and to Trump and Republicans

Trump and Republicans are weak and incompetent. It is obvious Republicans view being a graceful loser as being a virtue but for that reason alone Trump and Republicans deserve to be destroyed

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>memeflags
>Important

Every memeflag I see here just spouts the same few talking points over and over again.

Liberals complained about Trump saying to bring back government cheese

we have smaller communities in states which are quite powerful and in some states as powerful as the ministers (head of states) so, these places are called towns (in cities) or panchayats (in rural places).
these towns are like business hot-spots inside a city because some states have a lot of farming lands so, there are regulations you can only have a limited amount of industrial buildings/corporate buildings you can build in cities.
usually, these places are concentrated in one place called towns where people from all over work in day and go back to their homes by evening.

/based/

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In a sane world, the government would bid out the delivery of a small box to tax paying citizens each month: boolits, MREs, an FFL, cleaning kits, and information on 3D printing. All delivered at non-union wages.

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>tfw furloughed
>apply for unemployment
>get this
Black box is my employer. They aren't even an American company, why would this show they are a state?

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youtu.be/3RpxJT5w7Tc JUST listen to this entire video and ask yourself WHY.

>i have a deal for you where you can get a certain amount of ammunition at literally no cost
based

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The main characters would be noticeable by being the only ones to see how seemingly disparate plot threads connect, by being influential all out of proportion to their numbers and public station, and by winning despite overwhelming odds.

Waaaaaaait a minute.

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That’s a high quality dog user. Trumpbuxx start Wednesday

You haven't really thought that through and it shows.

Why are leftists so HELL BENT on living in a dystopia? They unironically seem to WANT it.

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Nobody cares about sanctuary cities

Which makes them at least twice as important as the average American.

I already have all that. You should have listened.

That's referring to the state government you asked for unemployment, genius.

No listen to this entire video and ask yourself LA LI LU LE LO?
youtube.com/watch?v=yOJGL_Qleds

many were saying that it would make the beggining of a natsoc america
how real is that

Corona viruses have been around for years, they know all the ins & outs of it. This is more likely to be an experiment in different methods on a live worldwide stage on how best to tackle each scenario. It's basically a flu outbreak in its ability to kill.

Let alone the capacity to process them. The people obsessed with testing refuse to acknowledge that issue. Even one of these 5-minute testing machines could only test 480 people in a day working at full capacity with no delays, which isn't realistic anyway.

posting in a COMFY late night ptg is truly one of the last good feelings in a post-coronavirus world.

we really are going to die soon, arent we bros

You are an inbred kike hiding behind a memeflag, your opinion is utterly irrelevant.

That is a terrible price. Non hollow point defense stuff is around 20 cents on the cheap end. Still if that is all that is available get what you need.

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Hey guys, I was out with my dog tonight and I stumbled across a social security card at the park. Was in an interesting spot, it was placed under a rock at the bottom of one of those tall street lamps, so someone placed it there intentionally. I thought about leaving it but the back of my mind said "what if someone else found this thing and used it for some kind of identity theft". I'd like to return it but not really sure what to do with it, it has an issued date from october 2019 so I'm assuming it's a baby and I don't think infants are on social media yet so I probably cant find them that way

Is there an office I can take it to or some place I can send it? Even if there is an office or government establishment I could take it to, corona-chan might have it closed down. Anyways I put it in a plastic wrap sleeve and stuck it on the fridge so I guess I'll be seeing Cody James Mcavoy's name every time I go to heat up a hot pocket for a little while

Seriously though, what should I do with this thing

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You're probably a jew so I expect you have a space in the bunker next to Donald.

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Calm down faggot. We will be fine. Hang in a bit longer and we will be golden girls

>vote by mail
interesting how they keep trying to push that, thinking no one would be suspicious

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Their science fiction has been dystopian for decades because "human ingenuity can create technology to permanently solve social problems" is an idea that threatens the core of their grievance driven politics. Even fucking Star Trek isn't (((allowed))) to show people better off than today anymore which is why STD and Picard were so awful.

You're a kike with no foreskin.

That's referring to the state of the company I work for despite the actual state being absent from the field?
It didn't say my state, it said the company name. I only entered that into one field.
I am not retarded, the words say 1 thing the value says something else.

I will be rocking the WWB like PAUL intended.

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They were Jews. Just saying.