What else is there to even do on Easter Sunday evening with house to yourself.
Keep in mind you been rejected on like 10 dates in a row and balls are blue and spent like $500 without getting your dick even patted
What else is there to even do on Easter Sunday evening with house to yourself.
Keep in mind you been rejected on like 10 dates in a row and balls are blue and spent like $500 without getting your dick even patted
Why is der coomer so cute?
coombrains gtfo
Dude that’s the coomer haha epic style
Get a rope and find a sturdy beam.
Don't forget to stream it
>Keep in mind you been rejected on like 10 dates in a row
Just a suggestion, maybe you do something terribly wrong?
>Keep in mind you been rejected on like 10 dates in a row and balls are blue and spent like $500 without getting your dick even patted
You're doing it wrong.
I honestly do not understand Yas Forums's problem with light or moderate porn use. Sure, if its distracting from job or relationships. If you are horny and wanna see boobies? I dont' see it
/cvg/ doesnt even know who he is. He looks like a cancer patient to me. You can tell he is souless depressed husk of a man
No you should just dress nice and dance you don't want to scare the girls
Is it your first prom user?
well yea... this last one said I was mansplaining to her and stormed out. I really wasn't though, but whatever
but should I fap to porn?
>spent like $500 without getting your dick even patted
You could have bought a decent raifu with that desu
What's the coomer's real name?
Richard Strokens
Oliver Coomwell
Abraham Lincoom
Jason Meyers
Max Power
Is /cvg/ just a bunch of newfags?
Sam Hyde
Germans are pieces of shit
YEAHUH
I only masturbate to my imagination and I always include George Clooney in my fantasy
>I AM THE CLOOMER
Should you fap? Yes, and you should do it regularly.
Should you fap to porn? NO, NEVER.
Joe Biden
Damn, this nigga looks like Roark Junior from Sin City.
reference getting old, but it gets me every time.
Is that Madison Ivy? She looks worse than der coomer.
she was cute, destroyed her body as all the other bitches do.
It feels good to know I'm not the only one who sees it.
Benedict Coomberpatch.
Cooma Thürman
Coo McOom
Rodney Rammer aka Richard Coomer