rules are simple its a pitbull and a dude 30×30 room and they have to fight till the death. If you had to bet money who you think would win in this fight who would you bet on. I'd say human 6/10
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I lived in Fresno for a year. Just shove your hand down its throat.
A pit will get your throat and rip it open. They love killing children and worship Molloch everyday.
But they're fucking short dude. If it was a fight too the death can't I just poke his fucking eyes out while he grabs my other hand
Some neighbor at the front of my driveway had an untrained pitbull that would always rush me and try to nip me in the face
It would keep rushing me even when I threw it 10 feet in midair
But I could easily take it to the ground and kill it
t. 130 pound neet alpha
No woman would stand a chance. The average man probably wouldn't either. I'd just try to choke it to death. Just try to remove its head from the body with both arms after I got an arm around its neck. Look at its thin fucking legs. Just take one and snap it. Fucking nigger dog.
if a person knows its coming i think theyd be able to overpower a pitbull and strangle it most of the time. 7/10 human.
i would probably pick a siberian mastiff to wreck the shitbulls
Depends how bad they want to live. Average size/strength has next to nothing to do with it. It’s 100% how hard a person is willing to fight for their life and how quickly they realize their life is in danger and how quick and viciously they respond.
You'd be too busy screaming like a bitch. They can exert 1000 PSI with their jaws and doesn't afraid of anything.
That's true as well. Even a thin man is heavier than some dumb ass dog. You just want to have to live and then become more vicious than the dog.
The only people that die to dog bites are children/women/elderly because they try to avoid the already-attacking dog and get knocked over.
>1. Accept that you're going to get bitten and have a bad time
>2. Present your relatively-well-protected forearm to get dog at standoff distance
>3. Use your free hand to go to work on that dog's soft stuff
>4. ???
>5. Profit
Delusional as fuck maybe 1/10000 humans could kill a pitbull with their bare hands,
Yeah in a fite to ded you would win but you would get severely maimed
Serious tho did this truly happen? I don't wanna be rude but 130 is very low and a pitbull is pretty tough man.
it's nothing a good pair of steeltoes won't fix
pets suddenly flipping their shit when your guard is down is one thing, but the fucker doesn't have the element of surprise in a cage match
dogs are stupid as fuck and if you can get a hold of them theyre easy to strangle if the person knows theyre fighting the dog and is prepared.
Take off shirt then let it bite your shirt. As soon as it clamps down, rotate the shirt around it’s snout or behind it’s head. You now have control over the head and can kick the back of its skull in. Also works with jeans. They are so blind with rage they will attack whatever is in front of them.
If they do lock onto your skin, just stick your fingers in his ears or eyes and fuck it up until you can do step one.
How much of a pussy are you? Now there’s some gods that I wouldn’t want to fuck with, but I could take a pit. I’ve had a lot of them. I’m sleeping right next to one. He could bite hard but I’d break him to pieces with kicks
average man 9 times out of ten. the 1 time it's a fucking weakling.
Sit on dog. Dog dies every time.
>while you bleed out
ok maybe I lied for effect and I could be 20 pounds heavier but the pitbull didn't have a stop button and I had to pin it to the ground
then one day it ran off because it was abused
average man is a basedboy
Woman are out of the question
It's honestly a gamble since most wont know what to do in that situation. Easy rip its jaw in 2 or stop its face. As a kid you could kick one pit on its ribs and watch it run like a pussy.
I could because I’m not afraid of the stupid fucking beasts.
Room opens, receive medical attention.
Im fat and untrained but can pick up an 80kg person easily. I could throw a 40 kg dog like nothing. Finger up the anus if it is latched on, pull the legs apart, rip the balls off. Pretty sure I could kill one. Probably 2 at a push. Give me a knife and I would take 5
>let him bite onto one arm
>rip out both of his eyes and beat the shit out of his nose with your other hand
seems doable
As a kid ive had friends and myself you can kick them on the ribs on the side and its a pretty easy desu.
>now you're maimed AND 100k in debt
200 IQ
Dude there instinct is godlike. That's what I don't think people understand. That's there main thing they're quick because dog fights are lightning speed.
I'd take my shoe off and try to get him to bite it. Then, quickly jump on it's neck and put it into a chokehold. If that didn't work, I'd grab it's leg and throw it as hard as I could against the wall. Then go in for another chokehold. It'd be a fight for my life and this thing is probably going to win if I can't get ahold of it or break its leg first. If I'm wearing steel toe boots, life would be a lot simpler. I'd save average person would be winning 3/10
> AND 100k in debt
alright lets say I do it then
I even get to fuck the dog after
Fuck I forgot too say butt naked because its nature baby. NO ADVANTAGES.
I'm like 108 pounds and I've actually beaten a pitbull and a boxer 2-on-one before. They legit tried to kill me and I wound up chokeslamming them on adrenaline and just beating the shit out of them.
Human wins every time unless it gets your throat. Dog is like 60, maybe 70 pounds. A person in fight-or-flight could probably punt that across a room.