What are you gonna spend you trumpbux on?

What are you gonna spend you trumpbux on?

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I'm going to buy you.

It's going into my bank account and staying there.

Porn subscription, cheap food and steam games.

im not for sale. you can however donate your trumpbux to me.

Are you cute? Buy me instead.

yes you are, hooker.
i'd buy you and a some coke.

The french need not apply.

Going to pay off some debt. With the bonus in unemployment also, if I stay furloughed until July, I wont miss any Bill's and will go back to work debt-free

spend some of it. your country needs you to cumsooom!!

you are from brazil, unless you are getting bolasarnobux you arent buying anything

>implying you will actually get the money

i'm not even elegible.

will you go back if your job gets PPP and can pay you without showing up?

That is literally a Reddit meme format
You are using Reddit meme format
Let that sink in

the lockdown is going to lead to Deathwish tier shit... trumpbuxx should be spent on weapons. The Christ said that every man must wield a sword. This is because our overlords think we have no right to defend ourselves, they think we are their property when we belong exclusively to god.

My job isnt a small business

i stole it from google nerd.

can probably get an ar 15 and a handgun if there are any still left.

Stock market dividend yielding etfs

...

good luck bro, hopefully they can bring you back in a few weeks.

You americans are absolutely fucking stupid, literally wasting government funds for own needs. I am not even fucking suprised at this point to why so many american students end up in debt, as they have absolutely no self-control or realization of how to balance private finance and instead spend it on the most unecessary things possible.

I would have used 30% of that money to buy shares from either grocery companies or medical & chemical companies like Bayer, Novatris, McNeil, SigmaAldrich, Johnson & Johnson etc.

>Porn subscription, cheap food and steam games.
>that meme flag
Checks out.

Honestly I hope it drags a fee months. With the extra $600 a week, I'm making more in unemployment then I do at my job

its meant to be spent on basic necessities. im gonna buy a new pc.

Lelit Mara X espresso machine

well sweden is a nice place to live so you wouldn't get it

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Clear all my small debts, have to get ready in case my job goes to shit cause of this crap virus. So once I pay off small debts I will be able to make my mortgage with a shit minimum wage job, which I don’t think it will get to that but just in case.

>tfw not eligable
m-maybe next time bros

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