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The latest from Marvel
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>Latest from Marvel
It says DC in the second word of the headline, you stupid cunt.
Well, I am Australian. Everything is upside down...
Are they really that different, tho?
Mahvel just keeps winning baby!
>Not a single petrol can in this picture
I feeling this picture is fake.
I wonder who the villains are.
Her power draws from the rage that stems from years of abuse at the hands of her alcoholic, drug-addicted father and uncles
The name could literally be printed on the back of a labeled bottle for fucking pills.
She gets her powers from huffing gasoline
Yes, there are only two companies.
It really doesn't matter when you get down to it, both Marvel and DC comics have been the same kind of 'Desperate to sell and failing hard' shit for decades now
It literally says DC you stupid fuck, blow your brains out
Here is the kryptonite
No wonder she looks pissed off and is swinging a bat. I would be too if I were an abbo
OP, you are like little baby. Watch this
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Who buys this shit?
>dc
>marvel
Is this a chink pretending to be strayan?
Tell me her superpower revolves around huffing gasoline to enter the dreamtime
>Deadly Ngarluma hunter
*cough
>She gets her powers from huffing gasoline
Shit you beat me to it.
youtu.be
unironically no one. Comic sales have remained consistent for the past two decades, which is to say in the shitter.
No one, that's why the industry's about to collapse.
Apparently roads aswell I hear
Further proof it's not profit they're after, just pumping out brainwashing.
>Make an Abbo character
>It looks more African American than Aboriginal
Where's the outrage?
It's almost as if aboriginals don't give two shakes of a wallaby's cunt.
Her superpower is walking all the way to the shops while huffing chrome paint from a Mt Franklin bottle without passing out or calling someone a white cunt
Boomerang would have been a better name desu
Nobody knows what a thylacine is.
All these things do look like something funded by grants and not meant to return the money. Perhaps comic book publishers still have the government or ngo bucks.
One day they will have enough cans to build a house. Bigot.
To be fair, they're both pushing this faggotry very hard.
I would have called the new DC Superhero "ESSO" because he got his powers from huffing gas.
>Abo with a moral compass
Now thats just science fiction
That was either a really good party or they need to have a spring clean.
It's like a midden
>Character is from the most primitive race pre-clonialism.
>Her superpower is a stick.
What did DC mean by this?
Tassie Tigers were never in the Pilburra
Not anymore. Same shit.
Marvel put out one just as bad (I ordered it actually, for its shitness).
Does Wallaby Commonwealth have pay out recycling programs? At 5 cents a can that there could get them some gas.
Fuckers both beat me to it.
Only read after I posted.
OI MATE!
In before the retards and their "just don't watch it/read it" comments.
That IS clean.
"Blondie" with the power of "Hate".
Or a chink.
Haha why are satan posts always based redpilled posts I'm starting to get worried.
Isn't a thylacine a Tasmanian devil? Kek.
>named after tasmanian tiger that lived in the forrests of the south eastern island state
>comes from north western mainland desert
literally just hit related article on wikipedia a few times when on australia to come up with their character
fixed
Disney cannot burn to the ground fast enough.
The spirits is tied to the VB cans m8.
I paid for the pre-order the day that video came out. I am going to own the worst comic of all time.
I am going to live stream the comic reading (i do SFX on my midi keyboards/samplers) and do readings via a gopro on me head.
Tune in on release day.
The ROthschilds did this to them and you laugh. THen you wonder why you desreve to not be cattle?
Australia had pretty cool extinct animals like the extinct 3 meter carnivorous kangaroos, the marsupial lion, giant wombats, and the giant Komodo Dragon called Megalania dragging Abos off into the deep bush. Why use such a lame ass extinct animal? Even the monotremes are rad since produce milk and lay eggs and that's something we see in early mammals
The "New Warriors" writer is a multi-millionaire (the absolute cuck in the video) that previously wrote the adventures of gay santa and his black boyfriend in Lapland.
I think he actually paid Marvel from his own pocket for New Warriors.
What's funny is that the thylacine went extinct. The abos really should follow their example.
imagine the pure piss ammonia of it all
>thylacine
NOOOOOO
LEAVE HIM ALONE
>Thylacine
Sounds like a medicine or something.
I guess it's at least an original character, better them taking an already established one and forcing them to go trans or some shit.
FFS...Not Captain Britain too.
do abos read comics?
Better that than burning everything to the ground repeatedly.
Smooooooooooooth clean huffs.
She's ugly enough to be an abbo. Pic related is an abbo 'model'
the people who make these comics hate god, and they hate you. - they want you to not know what sex, be okay with being poor, and be OK with them fucking kids. - and they think it's funny.
That would explain everything.
Who was it that said comic book heroes are today's Greek pantheon?