"Did you go to virtual church today, user?

Yes.

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No, I was to busy play Mount and Blade 2, I like the camels

This

Swastika won't save you from the wrath of God.

I ate a Ritz cracker as my communion.

Yes, I did just bother getting around to getting my pornhub account set up for the free month that's up in like two weeks or whatever.

No because fuck Judaic cults

anyone got a pic of christ chan getting fucked by a horse? or a hippo or something i dunno

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correct

biblehub.com/luke/16-18.htm
>"Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery,
>and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

biblehub.com/matthew/5-32.htm

>But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.
>If you get divorced and remarry, you're still committing adultery.

biblehub.com/mark/10-11.htm
>He answered, "Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her.

biblehub.com/mark/10-12.htm
>And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery."

this is what your saviour and his scripture then suggests should happen to those who commit adultery

biblehub.com/leviticus/20-10.htm
>"If a man commits adultery with his neighbor's wife, both the man and the woman who have committed adultery must be put to death.

biblehub.com/deuteronomy/22-22.htm
>If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die.

no.

Streamed it on my TV.

>adulterers should be killed
yeah, and?

IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!
>IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!

IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!
>IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!

IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!
>IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!

IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!
>IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!

IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!
>IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!

IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!
>IF YOU DON'T ATTEND THE SATANIC RITUAL CELEBRATING THE RESURRECTION OF THE ZOMBIE KIKE, YOU'RE NOT A TRUE CHRISTCŪCK... AND YOUR (((GOD))) SEES ALL COWARDICE!!

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no, but i did just cum to your virtual ass

Yes, but it was a repeat of the Good Friday service so I'd already seen it. I'm considering watching some other church services to make up for it

>If you marry a divorced woman you commit adultery.
>If you divorce someone for any other reason than sexual immorality, even if he's abusive, that's adultery.

Additionally there's more verses for white goyim in the based (((bible)))

biblehub.com/1_peter/2-18.htm
>Slaves, in reverent fear of God submit yourselves to your masters, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

biblehub.com/ephesians/6-5.htm
>Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.

biblehub.com/titus/2-9.htm
>Teach slaves to be subject to their masters in everything, to try to please them, not to talk back to them,

Dorime

t. motivated by the ability to prolapse his anus without judgement

Christians don't follow parts of the bible. So for autists, there is a slippery slope to them not following any of it.

No indeed. No more Abrahamic teachings for Europeans

can't say that I did.

No.
>forcefully breeds christ chan like the viking I am.

Kinda, unintentionally. I had to endure the Apostolic Church across the street hold a drive in church service/concert from 12pm-6pm where church goers drove into the church parking lot and sat and watched from their cars while a preacher and his band preached from a loud speaker and a full fledged sound system to them. They honked their horns whenever they wanted to praise Jesus. It was awful.

>If you marry a divorced woman you commit adultery.
>If you divorce someone for any other reason than sexual immorality, even if he's abusive, that's adultery.
Again, I fail to see the problem here. You sound like a 1960s (((revolutionary))) who thinks love and intimacy can be had for free with no consequences or investment.

im not retarded as you amerisharts, I have more important things than praising a kike nailed to a stick

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yes, and Pastor Anderson said that it's ok to have to miss real church

based and redpilled

Should women who are physically and psychologically abused by their husband remain in their marriage? Yes or no

Did you bow to the dead kike today with other slaves?

Don't forget to tithe! :^)

Good! He also says you should marry a nigger, so better do that.

So you hate God because he doesn't allow you to be a degenerate.
I think adultery should be punished by death, kill roasties and that's who cheat on their life long partner and make them think twice when screwing a nigger. Because they should both be put to death.

HOLY fucking b-b-b-b-B A S T E
amerijewmongrelmcmurkyMUTTS irrevocably BLOWN the absolute fuck OUT

>If a man is found sleeping with another man's wife, both the man who slept with her and the woman must die.
Roasties and thots should be put to death if they cheat on their husband.

t. chad