Yellowstone erupting NOW

uuuh, guys?
nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/03/chunk-yellowstone-size-chicago-has-been-pulsing/

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not the only thing around here the size of Chicago that's been pulsing, if you catch my drift

Let's get it over with.

>"yellowstone about to erupt" thread #5435356 since 1995

it's gonna... it's gonna... BOOOOOOM

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BBC?

It's dormant, but it lets out steam.
It can't erupt because the time it takes to build pressure is slower than the time it takes to relieve pressure

you're girlfriend got gas?

your*

Not the only thing flexing with super hot liquids, if you take my meaning

Same thing happens to me when I eat to many beans.

I'm scared guys, I think this may be the big one.

Um sorry sweetie but this is already DEBUNKED, fking science xD
forbes.com/sites/robinandrews/2020/03/23/is-yellowstone-about-to-erupt-heres-how-to-find-out/#1dd0ff1f3bf5

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a truly american post

Hmmmmmm

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Niggers heard it was Chicago, and they're now trying to steal it.

>bbc is usa
says the guy who lives in a country that just banned trannies

God I wish some volcano, bushfire or flu would just wipe America off the map just to get rid off these eternal non-happening flat earth threads

and thats a good thing

>steal it
you mean rob it

this site has only been around since 2003 you filthy casual

RABBI DETECTED

Digits and it blows within the next five days

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>For more than two decade
It's been doing that for 20 years
OP is a faggot

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If the numerals are right California will be wiped out. Sad!

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The supposed sub-terran lava would need to hit a bubble of water. The immense temperature difference causes a shock-reaction and explode with the produced steam.
If you could unsettle the lava enough to unearth the moving chunk or explode a large part out of it and have it shoot ash into the stratosphere so it can poison the near proximity with the carbonic dust and possibly debris rain.

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Digits and it blows tomorrow.

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FUCK!! do I want muttland to be the next Pompeii... More than anything I've ever wanted in my life.

The mere though elicits corpuscles of pre-cum to gently drip from the eye of my uncut, svelt, smooth, sensitive, pink tallywacker...

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saved. kek.

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Hmmmm.

lol

Checked.

Ganbatte, Yellowstone-kun!

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rolling

Soul crushing picture.

no shit, but yellowstone scaremongerers have been around since the early internet, atb predecessors and all, zoomer fuck.

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Hey-ho! High five!

Yellowstone erupting would be a global apocalyptic event
The dust kicked up into the air from such an explosion would cloud the atmosphere for years and cause another ice age

It's been an honor shitposting with you all.

> Why?
because I am about to COOOM!

That would be one problem solved

i missed your drift.