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>NHSX [NHS tech] Apple & Goolag making app that will TRACE you at all times - the price for lifting lockdown
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-coronavirus-app-could-lift-21853230

>Assange Fathered Two Children while imprisoned in th Ecuadorian Embassy
news.sky.com/story/julian-assange-secretly-fathered-two-children-in-ecuadorian-embassy-11972119

>Schools re-open in Denmark, Norway & Austria re-open shops
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52226763

>Spectator: A 'New Word Order' for post-corona Britain
spectator.co.uk/article/Britain-should-brace-itself-for-a-new-world-order-after-coronavirus

>UK pumping £200 million into WHO, Red Cross and other NGOs
gulftoday.ae/news/2020/04/12/britain-pledges-200-million-in-aid-to-help-stop-second-virus-wave

>Over 1000 fines issued by police for lockdown breakers
lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/coronavirus-police-fines/

>Fake News spivs laid off as ad revenue collapses in Media
anti-empire.com/cosmic-justice-thousands-of-media-workers-responsible-for-pushing-the-info-demic-are-losing-their-jobs/

>Police apologise for arresting man and threatening pepper spray as he helps elderly relative
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-police-apologise-after-man-arrested-for-running-errands-11972031

>Government approval up to 61% from last week's bottom of 52%
opinium.co.uk/public-opinion-on-coronavirus-7th-april/

>Why are most alternative media embracing a police state?
off-guardian.org/2020/04/12/why-are-some-alt-media-embracing-a-permanent-police-state/

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Nadiya Husseins willy

GIV ME

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KILL PIGS

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gib

Do you want a knock on your door, user, because at this rate you're going to be getting a visiting from mr plod and a spot on a watchlist from GCHQ.

Got a certain look about her, I'll give you that, gives a ting in the ding.

Bongs, I need your help.
I’ve developed a taste for tea, and I need recommendations.
>Earl Grey
Best kind you know of? i recently tried turkish “Dogus” brand, and it was exquisite.
I’m looking for others, as “Bigello” brand here in the USA is trash.

Please help a filthy yank find better Earl Grey teas.

what's wrong with having a wrestle with your best friend?

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Yorkshire tea.

I asked too and they all had a different answer. I just got some green tea and i microwave the water.

For me it’s tetley tea. But I know the lads here disagree. Tetley tea is nice and even better with biscuits.!

Mate fuck off

Because we don't need to lie.

I have no idea what you have available, take a photo of your shop's tea shelf then come back

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I go there, good stuff. The Earl Grey Moonlight is nice.

Mmm Teacakes.

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Scuffed Alice lol :)

She is

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Already watchlisted, already had plod.
KILL
Shotgun pipes and a tripwire will fuck anyone coming in through a breach point. Pack em with copper and thermite for added "fuck off and die" effect.

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Well done lad.

A good future is never certain but chaos is always certain, and chaos is the provider of opportunity. We don't need to have a good future user, just the opportunity to make one. Every cloud and all that.

Evening Italianon.

>I just got some green tea and i microwave the water.

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how do i stop being gay lads, i don't want to be a fucking gay bender for my whole life

What do you mean? Lol
Hello, are you well?

What's your corona situation like spaghetti man?
lol

>I just got some green tea and i microwave the water.
Two peas in a pod.

I'm always well lad.

Its really good i use 2 tea bags

Burgers will never know the pleasure of the divinity teapot.

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>We don't need to have a good future user, just the opportunity to make one
I like where this is going.

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I usually drink coffee anyways but tea makes my belly feel good

Try some of the Twinings varieties available from Amazon

Scuffed means you’ve moved on where I’m from

let me brew go cold by accident

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I think they will soon start reopening some, very few shops.

We have a very long way ahead; misery unending lol
Oh; I wish lad

let me brew go cold

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oops posted twice
thought it didnt work
heh

Microwave is basically 1 extra life, any more it just tastes foul.

nuke it

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Stormzy is the modern Shakespeare lads, let's face it.

I use a hob kettle. I like how it whistles. It makes me feel like I have a fren in the kitchen who'll always have my back. He never doesn't whistle when the time is right desu.

Would rather drink American tap "water".

Hey stupid brits guess what im smoking marijuana legally lol

nuked it

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>I use a hob kettle. I like how it whistles. It makes me feel like I have a fren in the kitchen who'll always have my back. He never doesn't whistle when the time is right desu.
Gave me a warm glow.

Pakis are on overdrive delivering 12p chana dahl meals to NHS workers and filming the entire process for those sweet likes and exposure.

Assange is so based.

>fren in the kitchen who'll always have my back
Fuck, thas deep

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Is it in a bong made out of your foreskin?

Soz
I am boring at times

>i'm not getting in trouble for obliterating my brain
Based, I wish I was free to make myself retarded too.

Tom Zanetti is the modern Shakespeare mate.
>got three cars outside on key
>one is an audi tt
>the other is a ferarri f40
>and the last is a black out lamborghini
>BADABADABADABADA BOUNCE YOUR FEET
>BADABADABADABADA BOUNCE YOUR FEET
>BADABADABADABADA BOUNCE YOUR FEET
>ALL THEM GIRLS OUT THERE ON HEAT

>chana dahl
What's this then?

If you keep posting condescending pictures im gonna dump my tea into the bath tub

They lifted the lockdown already?!

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>MGM is a meme to him
Sad
Pot isnt bad for you

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Are you telling us that your bath is mucky?

>Pot isnt bad for you
Okay mate.
>cigs aren't bad for you
>mining coal isnn't bad for you
>mining slate isn't bad for you
>mining asbestos isn't bad for you
>working with asbestos isn't bad for you
>burning diesel fuel isn't bad for you
I'm glad the experts are finally right on this one.

Thats strike 1 bud.
Have you smoked pot before? It makes me feel better so how could it be bad

You were always on my miiiiiiiiind

You were always on my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind


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Mirin

Tunnocks caramel wafers are just too good. I would leave lockdown just to get me some.

>Have you smoked pot before
Yes.

>It makes me feel better so how could it be bad
More apt than E Pluribus Unum.

>caring about """"lockdown""""
You're not worthy of Tunnocks.

>not the Elvis one