/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3160 - Weekend Data Editions

>Over 1 months of total lockdown
>Still huge numbers of new daily cases

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You need to practise more patience

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop

and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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Environmental racism

reminder that nobody countered this hilariously low death rate

> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.

Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.

> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate.

In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

cebm.net/covid-19/globa
l-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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hey cvg
try to be more discerning and work on your critical thinking it’s ok everyone falls for bs every once in awhile
you guys feel for the fear mongering from cnn
it’s ok guys try to recover you don’t have to keep living in your delusion
i know you have nothing else in your life and this spiced things up a bit.
but at some point you have to return to the miserable reality of your life
the death rate is abysmal and literally zero percent for people under 30.
your life is trash and will be tomorrow because you focus on this instead of yourself
you are mommy’s little cvg prepper soldier

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No shit
Virus can kill immune cells used to fight off illness
>archive.is/IxgD7

>Typically T cells are able to capture a cell infected by a virus, drill a hole into the cell and inject chemicals into its membrane that destroys both the virus and cell.

>However in the researchers’ experiment, the T cells were instead taken “hostage” by coronavirus.

>According to the team of researchers, the T cells were effectively “prey” for coronavirus, which then disabled the lifesaving function of the cells.

Airborne Transmission
archive.is/1SP4w
>SARS-CoV-2 remains active up to 3 hours in indoor air

Airborne AIDS
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3079443/coronavirus-could-target-immune-system-targeting-protective

>The virus doesnt seem to have reinfection so far rather its Reactivation which would lead us to an actual airbone aids

Here the paper
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32171867

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counter these dumb numbers dumb fucking kike
>three months
>over 100 countries
>millions of cases
>death rate under .4% for anyone under 50
>death doesn’t even get close to scary until you are 70
>fucking cvg faggots like this say find another report
>all reports say this
>there are no reports that put the death rate higher
this kills the cvg retard cope

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BIO-WEAPON CONFIRMED!!

What do you anons think of this bread from a few nights ago?

boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/253089713#bottom

Homeless WA user here
Went shopping in downtown, it seems crowd is mixed of PPE 40-60 year olds and arrogant zoomers/hu-wite male 40-60 year olds. The Fred Meyer has finally installed plexiglass around registers, and about 1/3rd of the employees had some form of mask on. Lots of people seem to be in denial still, maybe they assume WA is ok because of suppressed testing numbers (I refuse to believe University of Washington (chink central) gaining control of testing was a good idea)
Mostly making update to show off my autistic rough draft of my tunnel I'm trying to build, any and all advice would help. Eventually I'd like to have every inch covered with wood but my supplies are short at the moment
Stay safe frens, happy easter

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Will the WHO ever pay for fucking over the world?

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Any estimates on what China's actual numbers are?

Fabrication shop my friend works at was contracted to make thousands of these. He suspects they're coronachan related; had to sign an NDA. They measure out to be 24 inches wide, 73 inches long and a depth of 6 inches. He also has to make racks for these trays.

Contract came from the next state over; contractor for a state government agency. What are these for?

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Taking bets on what country will be 100% wiped out first
>india
>Mexico
>south america
>Africa
>US

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Checked and magicpilled.

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You don't simply lay off 18M people in the US and expect the stock market to not suffer. Its being propped up by fed magic and blind optimism from investors. This is probably the last time they can manage to fool them. Probably just a few more record breaking unemployment reports before it starts steeping

>being brown or a nigger is now considered a comorbidity

What a whack ass clown world we live in.

>virus makes you sick!
kek fucking retard wow amazing info. great work detective.

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How do you feel about Corona-chan?
Love her?
Hate her?

strawpoll.me/19754214

Not a glownigger.
It's for a report.

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Massive fatass here, racing against to go below 40 BMI and not be in critical danger if I get the virus.

Currently 6'1 387 lbs, was 395 lbs last week. Please give me 4 months and I will be under 300. Just hand me this time. I'm not diabetic, I don't smoke, drink, have any underlying condition aside from the morbid obesity.

I'm considering going on Keto to speed it up.

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Stahp. Don't give them ideas. We already know that everything, all the time, for no reason, is racist

ash pan?

Isn't it cause of the hemoglobin in their blood? That's why they're prone to sickle cell

>wiped out
>death rate literally zero percent
hmm none maybe? kek retard

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Is it actually happening, guys? Majority of the world has been on lockdown for months now and we're still getting thousands of deaths daily and 10s of thousands of infections daily.

Mass cremation pans?

Drink lots of water. Forget about soda.

If you are a white male between the heights of 6'3" and 6'3" you may have chadmunity

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what?

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na. death rate is zero you retard. you fell for the msm doom garbage.

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What's the name of that Jap Semen demon?

yeah, go Keto. And godspeed user.

I am an insider, i won't tell you what area, and I will not post proof, but I will tell you this - CCP agents have been found to be spreading the virus across the western world. This is why our nations were so quick to close our borders and it is the same reason Donald Trump threatened to station troops in between border crossings. Our country has a terrible problem of CCP infiltration that has been brushed under the rug for years. The agents that spread the virus to Washington state in the early going are believed to have crossed through Abbotsford, BC.

This virus is engineered and main targets were the EU and America. It is worse than the media is letting on in both deadliness, and for the cured it can re emerge in your body at a later time in various forms in roughly 30% of recovered.

The public is not being informed of this first of all to protect the millions of uninvolved Chinese-Canadians, prevent violence and unrest. We believe we have the spread via CCP agents under control. Notice all the hardest hit states border Canada at major crossings.

There is a very high chance of war with China after this is over. It is possible there will not be war, but there will definitely be an iron curtain style embargo of China at the very least. Western nations are mulling their options - do not be surprised if there is a sudden quick attack of China once we get this under control. We need to have things mitigated first before we take action.

This is not the fault of our government. Our people have been very quietly removing the CCP infiltrators for over a year now and things were originally planned to be much much worse, CCP had planned to hit every major US population centre simultaneously.

So be ready lads there is a very high chance we are going over there.

Yes its been happening this whole time. All the measure that have been taken have been just enough to keep everything from completely falling off a cliff.

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My time has come

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oh no you guys. we're not giving money to foreigners who are here illegally.

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Carrying dead bodies.

I'd guess autopsies

Are you making the tunnel in minesweeper? Nah, but that's a cool idea. Also, Washington absolutely has to be suppressing numbers. There is no way they have as few as they tout. They were among the first heavily hit areas.

Why are boomers like Ramsay Paul still in denial about the severity of the Corona virus?
I just don't get it. Does he just block out any information that goes against his narrative of it being nothing but a flu? I just don't get it.

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The lipo proteins from a keto based diet will make your brain blood barrier even thicker and harder to penetrate by viruses, do eeet faggot. Just be warned, once you go Keto, you can't ever come back, your body will be too sensitive to carbs.

I'm thinking based.

>4 months for 387lbs to 300lbs
You could get there in like a month if you tried, super fatasses shed weight super quickly when they're that far obese. Literally just drop the fork and you'll be at least in the 210-230 range in 4 months.

Yes. However, unlike movies and shit it's a slow burn instead of a massive explosion which is comfy for those who have patience.

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Someone should draw coronachan holding a gun to a T cell saying something like "move and you're fucking dead kiddo"

It'll take weeks to a month after the start of lockdown for new cases finally to taper down.
And that's for countries who can actually implement a lockdown.

Has corona changed the way you look at /ptg/?

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6'1 270 here. I should be okay, I think.

Morgue trays

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Normies are really pissed on Bill Gates. Check his instagram.

Why the fuck is this a whole article?

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I fucking hope this shitty ass virus mutates so it can kill at least half of the total population

mina shirakawa

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WHY WHEN I GOOGLE WHO I GET A FACT CHECK NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT IT.

WHAT ARE THE REAL FACTS WHAT SHOULD I THINK ABOUT TEDDY AND THE MOTHER FUCKERS.

TELL ME ABOUT THE FACTS WHAT ARE THE FACTS, GOT TO CORRECT THE FUCKING RECORD RIGHT.

Definitely a good idea to go keto just as meat packing facilities are getting shut down

I don't know if I believe you user but I will take a screenshot just to be safe.

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Whatever country gets to 80% infected first

Then it'll just be a slow downward spiral of reactivation until everyone is dead, or they find a treatment to stop this

Gl man, go Leto.

Keto actually boosts your immune system.

uhh maybe cuz corona is a deathlet?

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deseret.com/utah/2020/4/10/21213979/latino-hispanic-coronavirus-covid-19-undocumented-workers-immigrants-unemployment-hit-hardest
BTW

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So uh, how will you prevent your shit getting raided by other homeless fags?

Also where's those two anons who decided to bug out inna-woods anyhow?

kys shill

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Trump and co. fucked up by hiding the fact that its airborne HIV.
They want to minimize panic, but half of people are not staying home and quarantining.
If they told people that it is Airborn hiv, then people would actually fucking listen.

The best source of information user are the scientific papers. Go to them and try to form your own opinion.
The media is garbage

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Listen here fatso, I was you. keto and intermittent fasting (eat once a day, I like dinner)

the loose skin sucks.

what if youre taller than 6'3"?

Ah Christ, I mixed up inches and feet symbols
I just need some flags and it'll truly by minesweeper. But seriously I'm expecting this to last for quite some time, bare minimum a resurgence in late fall, summer might be bad if America is higher temp than average, burgers suck ass at drinking water during heatstroke-tier weather

>1851011 infected
>114098 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Seems like an autopsy tray

>watching survivor: micronesia and contestants were served a reward feast including bats
>the black starts eating it as everybody looks in disgust, says it takes like good juicy rabbit

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Think about it this way. The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent, including the elderly. Based on this chart, the mortality rate for younger people only is already double that.

Meds time

Tell that them and they will never go out. Also riots and unrest.

lolbertarians are seething because the freedumbs they lost in 1913 and 1965 and 2001 et al are finally dissolving away
the american dream that never existed is dead

No... that's all young people in general. Trust me there are a lot of scared black people who have been self isolating from the get.

they're innawoods I assume

smells like LARP, no way our alphabet soup agencies are competent enough to flush out even a few enemy infiltrators. Too busy trying to entrap my kinsmen and flirting with discord trannies.

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This faggot spends his time begging you to believe his numbers

KEK, he can always eat shitloads of spam, deenz, and tuna. But yeah, you're right it's a risky gambit...

Only way to go down that fast is through fasting.
youtube.com/watch?v=1onQ0nxgWFM

Try keto one meal a day for awhile, lost a lot of weight doing that. Just takes some willpower.

USA! USA! USA!

Dead manlets

Maybe. Seems kind of too deep from normal ones

I went from 178 pounds to 165. I am five foot 11.

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it is just the flu. whats not to get? do you really buy into all this?

nope after unreported and asymptomatic is factored in (millions) of cases then the deathrate is flu tier

pic related.

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>So uh, how will you prevent your shit getting raided by other homeless fags
1. The location is high elevation, most homeless can't walk a mile on flat elevation.
2. It'll be underground, so again if a homeless does manage to find my area on the surface there's little chance he'll find the opening.
3. Take a guess cianigger

>scientific papers

I THINK THE BEST SOURCE OF INFORMATION IS TAIWAN, AND THEY CONFIRMED TEDROS IS A NIGGER LYING FOR CHINESE AND AFRICA IS A SHIT HOLE.

I hope so, I'd just like to see an update from them, if at all possible.

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ptg changed the way I looked at ptg the moment the elections ended in 2016 fucking boomer trump worshipping fags

Wow you pissed AND shit, good for you.

hoax debunked!

>my numbers

every report from the entire world had these numbers you enormous faggot

Take speed. You won't feel hungry. Unironically.

keto is cool, especially if it gives you a 1200-2000 calorie diet to stick to. If you can, start a walking routine.

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