Border Patrol Agent

AMA

No, not gonna timestamp anything. Be decent, just here to answer the questions that I can.

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How bad is the border situation?

Meh. Seen worse. What do you really want to ask

Te hablas espaƱol?

Are the rumors really true that hundreds of thousands of Mexicans are crossing back due to the lockdown?

Get back to work and never speak again.

Does the war on drug matter at all for you guys?

Un poco, por que? Ponga las manos arriba. Tiene derechos por un abogado. Callete, pendejo. Regresa a Mexico, puto.

What fucking rumors? I haven't heard nor seen it. If they did they just drive back or take a bus through some port of entry. Not try to cross back south across the fence.

How many many Muslims have you detained crossing the southern border?

To an extent. Most of us don't give a shit about dope smoking college kids but we'll hunt for actual mules all day.

How racist are you?

How much of the wall has actually been built? How effective is it?

Are you here to tell us how really based the based fence is and how it's all you've ever wanted?

Texas was the worst. The other border states have been minimal. Chechens, Albanians, Eritreans, Iranians, etc. Can't speak for recent months. Trump kind of kicked that shit in the ass and COVID-19 brought traffic way down overall.

What is your job again?

what are those giant white blimps in the sky?

Not really a racist but it's hard to ignore truth when it stares you in the face

what's the TB situation?

Depends. It's not like its the same from the gulf of mexico to the pacific. As far as how much has been built, the numbers are publicly available

Any sex trafficking busts?

they protect Invaders from violence

Meh. I'd prefer an end to jus solis.

would you or others you know of support shooting illegals as foreign invaders if they cross the border illegally?

Exactly what you just said. Not gonna give up capabilities on this or any other site.

how much are you guys on alert/have seen of potential middle eastern or other country terrorist threats coming to mexico and crossing the border? is it even that much of a concern?

>No, not gonna timestamp anything
stop LARPing you homo. Go back to sucking cartel dick.

I'm more afraid of TB than any of the pandemics I've witnessed. Except west nile virus. That could have been bad.

Yes but that's more of an HSI thing than Border Patrol

nothing wrong with being a racist user

Elect different politicians

Not the way you're thinking.

Let's say you found an abandoned container with drugs/money in it. What would happen next.

Yes

Don't like it, leave.

Smiley?

Seen any of the mad max war rigs Ive heard rumors about cartels making to storm border?

Happens quite a bit. Most agents seize it and turn it in. Some corrupt agents would take it. Do you really believe there'd be a different answer?

is it pretty rare to actually catch/see one at this point? is there currently a strong surge or do you expect it to ramp up at any time? cartels aside

elaborate

>Most agents seize it and turn it in

And then what? Who is it turned in to? What do they do with it?

They usually destroy it user