It is 1954. Hitler won WW2. You are invited to the Chancellor's office representing your country. What do you say to him?
It is 1954. Hitler won WW2. You are invited to the Chancellor's office representing your country...
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I shout very loud: YOU ARE A FUCKING JEW AND SO IS MOST OF YOUR PARTY
>"Congratulations mein fuhrer"
Why are Japanese women hot?
congratulations, plz gib romania more land
*clears throat obnoxiously loudly*
I did nazi this coming
"Supreme and honorable leader Hitler, the New American Fascist Empire sends our warmest regards. We look forward to our military alliance and strategic cooperation in the centuries ahead. Purge degeneracy and hail victory!"
Ce dracu?! Basat si pilula rosie
Danke for the invitation Chancellor. I have something in development called an erection during my time with your secretary. I hope you don't mind I put some of my semen on her face
and on your documents... and in your briefcase... and maybe I filled up the bathroom sink and your secretary left an impression in the semen pond with her tender German breasts... she was quivering when I let myself in but I'm sure she's calm now....
So why did you call me here today?
Silence macacao. Humans are having a discussion.
america is the last country that will ever support fascism
you dont know? im a white romanian
>america is the last country that will ever support fascism
Keep believing that kike. Your time is coming
im not a kike im a white romanian
top kek
Senpai I know you want to move to Romania and all but Israel is a tad Fascist. Not that it's a bad thing you know
israel isnt facist its socialist and like every socialist country, very corrupt
Ce faci in Israel tigane?!
'SuP NIGGA? As I present him with cuban cigars which I carefully repainted the colors on the flags
my great grandparents larped as jews to escape poverty in 1950s romania
I'd congratulate his victory.
>Can I get a selfie?
Also, he'd be old as fuck, but I guess he's half robot built by German engineers.
>teleports behind hitler
Heh, nothin' personal kid
>shoots him point blank in the back of the head with a .45 ACP bullet discharged from a Colt M1911A1
Thank you may i have another
Seriously, I'm dating a chick from Laos and it's just not the same, skin is too dark, I'd drop her for a big titty jap chick in a second.
>Can I get a couple of cute, blonde Hitler youth shotas sent to my room after this meeting?
theyre afraid of bug spray
gay
Smartest guy here.
They're not. Most of them are ugly bucktoothed gooks.
But the hot ones are total babes, I'll give them that.
Vielen Dank
What the fuck are you talking about, kike?
"Mahlzeit Chef! Soll ich die Repulsine hochfahrn?"
Fuck off with hypotheticals. I don't want these empty feelings of what-ifs.
get on my knees and spread my anus
Do you want to have sex with a 12 Year old Shape-Shifting Fairy.