/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3158 - Weekend Data Editions

All this OC is one of the best things to come out of the pandemic.
The Stand by Stephen King is an okay miniseries that starts out with a superflu outbreak

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vox.com/2020/4/6/21209589/coronavirus-medicine-ventilators-drug-shortage-sedatives-covid-19
LMFAO!!! Assholes who start getting sick with this shit aren't even going to have anesthetic for this shit while they shove a massive tube down your throat! This is fucking hilarious!!!!

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Is the 11th of may confirmed?

its happening covid-19 now is killing pet cats, catfags BTFO

Big fat nothing burger hoax got your panties in a twist?

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Lockdown here in Norway has been extended to the 15th of June. Which countries can I fuck off to for a couple months other than Sweden where the police state is not closing anything?

So is the US the only one capable of preventing pandemics? Just because we crippled our CDC doesn't mean another country could've decided this was serious and stopped it from spreading to their own country.

>Dead: 114,836
lol, still only 114,836.
How many days has it been stuck at 114,836? Four days? Five days?

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Chinks sent them back some PPE but I haven't found any articles on them being shit yet

Got rerolled to total collapse

New Study:

COVID-19 destroys immune T-cells just like HIV does. This is the absolute nightmare and any fag who says muh economy just does not get it, how serious this shit is.

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/scientists-discover-coronavirus-can-kill-immune-cells-usually-used-to-fight-off-illness/news-story/7f1218a91d342d73b827177c51a3828a

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From previous bread

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Vents are for the plebs and you will usually end up dead if you are put on one. What you want is ECMO and Fluosol (if the blood can't carry oxygen).
Or in a less serious situation hyperbaric chambers are being looked at.

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>Lol, case numbers down lol
theoaklandpress.com/news/coronavirus/shortage-of-key-chemical-forces-hospitals-to-prioritize-and-limit-coronavirus-testing/article_1861bcba-7b52-11ea-8749-8f80d7d167fe.html

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CHING CHONG OH NO THIS FLU SO BAD BUT THIS DOG AND BAT SOUP TASTE SO GOOD! URRRRRRRRRRR

Reminder that, just like /ptg/, /cvg/ is filled with outside operatives who don't know anything about board culture.

Globalist elites are using this weakshit virus for their own evil ends.

How do Gary

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pls eggsplain

Based

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buzzfeednews.com/article/emmaloop/coronavirus-detroit-nurses-doctors-employees
I can't fucking breathe!!! I'm laughing too hard!!!

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And all those empty planes could be great hyperbaric chambers

there's no where to run

propofol shortages... they use animal tranquilizer instead Sweden and netherlands already have it, not going to change anytime soon with india shutdown

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-11/false-negative-coronavirus-test-results-raise-doctors-doubts
The tests still don't fucking work! LOOOOOOOL

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patient zero

youtube.com/watch?v=3240NTjQxwU

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yeah, that one nothingburger druid avatarfag that was bragging about coronachan ACKSHUALLY mimicking CO poisoning didnt understand that this was a more horrifying reality than even previously thought

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lmao. Based

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abcnews.go.com/US/philadelphia-police-drag-man-mask-off-public-bus/story?id=70104383
>refuses to wear mask
>refuses to get off bus
>gets forcibly ejected
>somehow this unacceptable

Here is the study
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32231345
Rather terrifying if you ask me

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I dont know why i still click on those

Ah that must be why it's killing everyone it infects then. Oh hang on, it's not.

Good night Gary I love you

You really are pushing this fake shit pretty hard now. lol The normies are waking up to what is going on.

>expecting canadian media to do actual journalism regardless of narrative

You wont see a story like that from here. Our government and companies live off chinese gibs

>preping is dumb
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8211497/Thousands-line-hours-emergency-food-banks-unemployment-skyrockets-coronavirus.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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>abc.net.au/news/2020-04-13/us-african-nations-allege-racism-in-china-coronavirus/12143956

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>wah wah wah i'm such a victim
all brown people should be bullied into suicide

Glow harder alphabet fag

Fucker is livestreaming about tornadoes and not a virus. Omg, who gives a fuck!? Fuck you and your wind.

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wew lad

Herd countries are all halal shitholes

DO YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY?
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU?
YOU SICKFUCK.

>Environmental racism
I have no face for this.

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ava.com.au/coronavirus/covid-19-and-cats/

ava.com.au/coronavirus/covid-19-and-cats/

ava.com.au/coronavirus/covid-19-and-cats/

ava.com.au/coronavirus/covid-19-and-cats/

cats can get covid-19 and infect you with their shit.

Imaging being this mad lmao

Go lick a doorknob faggot

tfw you train for this happening all your life, and the happening comes, but it's boring.

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They should only be testing sick people who come in for treatment.

I've gotten drunk the last 15 nights in a row and feel great

CURRENT LOUISIANA DEATH RATES APRIL 12

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 12

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

0-17 - 0.52%
18-29 - 0.23%
30-39 - 0.62%
40-49 - 1.07%
50-59 - 2.24%
60-69 - 4.49%
70+ - 14.92%

Overall 4.1%

These are far higher death rates than the nothingburgers, with 0.1% under 60, claim

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I'm preaty scared too. Altho some people recovered so it's only "very bad" and not "fucking over"

We knew this weeks ago but I can't post Nature links. Los of clinical indications before that

>our CDC
Is a private company, that masquerades as public institution. They’re on the stock exchange, the directors go back and forth to the big pharma and Monsanto gigs.

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>Order on PeaPod for 90 dollars of food 4 weeks in advance (Peapod is New Jersey's version of mobile delivery for Shop Rite/Stop n Shop)
>finally comes today
>HALF OF THE ORDER IS MISSING
>40 dollars total instead of 90

bros.

im gonna die, arent i?

>tfw you're incapable of following simple rules and your race suffers staggering casualties as a result
>must be racism

but this is just start, the interesting parts are yet to come

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Calm before the storm.

CURRENT NYC DEATH RATES

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 12

These are far higher death rates than the nothingburgers, with 0.1% under 60, claim

Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

0 -17 - 0.15%
18-44 - 0.7%
45-64 - 3.7%
65-74 - 11.08%
75+ - 24.59%

Overall 5.72%

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CATFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
DOGS BEST ANIMAL

keep kitty inside, you should have done this anyway for toxoplasma

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