Brit/pol/ - goi edition

>NHSX [NHS tech] Apple & Goolag making app that will TRACE you at all times - the price for lifting lockdown
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-coronavirus-app-could-lift-21853230

>Assange Fathered Two Children while imprisoned in th Ecuadorian Embassy
news.sky.com/story/julian-assange-secretly-fathered-two-children-in-ecuadorian-embassy-11972119

>Schools re-open in Denmark, Norway & Austria re-open shops
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-52226763

>Spectator: A 'New Word Order' for post-corona Britain
spectator.co.uk/article/Britain-should-brace-itself-for-a-new-world-order-after-coronavirus

>UK pumping £200 million into WHO, Red Cross and other NGOs
gulftoday.ae/news/2020/04/12/britain-pledges-200-million-in-aid-to-help-stop-second-virus-wave

>Over 1000 fines issued by police for lockdown breakers
lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/coronavirus-police-fines/

>Fake News spivs laid off as ad revenue collapses in Media
anti-empire.com/cosmic-justice-thousands-of-media-workers-responsible-for-pushing-the-info-demic-are-losing-their-jobs/

>Police apologise for arresting man and threatening pepper spray as he helps elderly relative
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-police-apologise-after-man-arrested-for-running-errands-11972031

>Government approval up to 61% from last week's bottom of 52%
opinium.co.uk/public-opinion-on-coronavirus-7th-april/

>Why are most alternative media embracing a police state?
off-guardian.org/2020/04/12/why-are-some-alt-media-embracing-a-permanent-police-state/

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Numberth for carrot cake!

Reckon this lockdown will encourage more people to leave London for good?

I imagine a lot of people are sitting nice and comfy in small towns and villages right now dreading the idea of returning to London.

Based

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>i-it's just a flu

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havent had that for years, the ex wife used to make a good one

ive been cracking the missus right in the knackers all lockdown long lads

Goes down a fucking treat with a cuppa.

LMAO, you do make me laugh mate

Evening lads. Hasn't rained properly here for a while.

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Why are The government saying people died of corona virus when they don’t have to prove it?

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What are you watching/reading karen?

Why did you become a tripfag?
It's like the classic avatarfag->namefag->tripfag progression

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Sad day lads

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Phwoar they love it as well don't they

Cool digits.

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the government has been caught underreporting deaths, not overreporting them.

that it does mate

Was thinking this, yes
More demand for houses away from loads of people “in case something like this happens again”

>cracking the missus right in the knackers

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can't believe he is gone desu, I grew up on The Goodies, even got my daughter to watch it when she was a nipper, she is gutted too

How come?
That's nice; have a slice for me too next time you eat some.
Sorry about your wife lad :/

>What are you watching/reading karen?
Watching life below zero, my fav show desu

Yeah. He was in the original 4 norfmen sketch before python did it.

F

>I only tried garlic bread about 5 years ago. Stop bullying me la
Sorry lad. I wasn't trying to make you feel bad.

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Anyone else struggling with no routine? I'm furloughed from work and what makes me tired is having to talk to people all day, which I'm not doing.

I lie awake until 2-3am thinking of everyone who ever wronged me.

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>How come?
he died of coronavirus matey

This was found in the leaked labour report lol.

>trust you sovereign
No. Why the fuck would I trust the enemy?

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Where’s the evidence?

Reminder that he killed someone by making him laugh too hard at the black pudding episode
Will be missed

RIP Tim

He died of the Wu Flu lad

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R8 squarepl8 m8s

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>treachorus choc ice

nice

Honestly I haven't got a clue, you disappointed?

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Yeah, rewatched that earlier

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Wtf i love labour now
Any more good bits

Losing a lot of well knowns.

The ecky thump one? Srsly?

>GP's allowed to list covid as death without seeing body and by deducing it was probably cause

>Underreporting

Literally who

Waaaaay to much gravy.
Drain that plate

Oh, I am sorry lads

Seriously, they can just officially declare the rona as cause of death with no further inquires? Third world tier shit right there.

Saved!

Thanks mate. I have never eaten butter beans because they look weird and ketchup is vile.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deaths_from_laughter
Yes
Kung fu episode, dies of Kung flu... suspicious

yes

Why are your meal always swimming in gravy?

Yep. It's literally the official guidelines.