OMG Joseph I know you just got back from your trip and there has been so many chad roman soldiers around and the...

>OMG Joseph I know you just got back from your trip and there has been so many chad roman soldiers around and the penalty for adultery is stoning but guess what im pregnant and god did it
>the baby looks Italian for some reason
imagine being a Christcucck this is what the believe how would you wake up in the morning

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Wrong holiday

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he's actually being blasphemous.

MOSHI MOSHI

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>The baby looks Italian for some reason

So THAT's why he's so white in all those renaissance paintings

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Imaging shoving things in your ass because you hate God.

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*sounds of shuffling and things falling over*
>"SHIT SHIT SHIT"
>"JUST A MOMENT!"
*glass breaks*

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How are so many people so confident with mocking something they have clearly zero knowledge of?

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Imagine believing god is real

>He thinks virgins give birth

>he thinks Son of God is being created and born same way normal people do

Probably true. The miracle was Joseph forgiving her and still marrying her and raising little chad like he was his own.

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The basis of christianity is the whiteknighting of a cheating wife. Think about it.

oh i have a good understanding of human biology you dumb nigger

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yeah not an argument nigger

>hello i have some immigrants you can take

>he thinks it was Gods idea to sacrifice himself to himself to save humanity from himself

>he thinks Son of God is being created and born same way normal people do

>he proceeds with edgy reply, rubbing his hands in delight

my previous sentence is RESONATING with your ignorance atm

>he thinks Son of God is being created and born same way normal people do

>he proceeds with edgy reply, rubbing his hands in delight.

my previous sentence is RESONATING with your ignorance atm

>from himself

ignorance is bliss

>Luke 1:56 says that she stayed with Elizabeth for 3 months. We know for certain, then, that Mary was at least 3 months pregnant with Jesus. She went to Elizabeth when Elizabeth was in her 6th month of pregnancy (Luke 1:36; 1:39). The NIV says that Mary left immediately and stayed for 3 months. The trip from Nazareth to the town that Elizabeth lived in was a week apart. So we know that, unless she conceived at another time other when the angel talked to her, she was in her 3rd and 1/2 month when she left.

>bro she was preggo for 9 months like biology but then he just came out

lol
>biology comes and goes at my convenience

whats your point?

Jesus is both human and both God at the same time! Thats one of the basic christian dogmas

Holy Marry carried Jesus same way as all other babies are carried. This has nothing to do with how the holy seed of life sprawned in her.

0 education
100% attitude

Yas Forums is a Christian board
This board realized long ago that the cohesion of religion and state is key to the sustainability of decency and morality in our society.
That is WHY we have these threads almost daily. They believe they can manipulate us into thinking being Christian is anti-white when it was Christianity what made possible for us to have nation states in the first place.
Do not be deceived by these useful idiots, Yas Forums
Believe in the Lord and praise his name.
"Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven" - Matthew 5:10-12

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>whats your point?
whats yours? virgin births are no miracle
the idea you accept 9 months in tune with biology but then say its just miracle is contradictory

/pol is a Pagan board. Fuck you and happy Eostre!

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>made possible for us to have nation states in the first place
you have its backward whites make Christianity great that why Ethiopia is shit

Yas Forums is a Christian board
This makes the /r/tranneists seethe so hard they make seemingly 'pro' Christian threads only to flood them with discord trannies spamming again and again their degenerate atheists beliefs.
But it doesn't stop there, no, it gets worse.
These tranners also purposely derail the thread with LARPagan propaganda blackmailing you into thinking being LARPagan is being pro-white.
You thought they were finished? Not a chance!
They end up posting satanic imagery, revealing their true colors all along.
It's a worldwide plot to legitimize their pedophiliac-sacrificial cult.
Do not be deceived by these useful idiots, Yas Forums
Believe in the Lord and praise his name.
"Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings." - Peter 5:8-9

why should it be contradictory? Again. Jesus is as much human as he is Son of God --> God himself

he is being created by essense of God casted upon Marry. He is being carried like "normal human"

I wish you all the best from bottom of my heart (i really do), but you are not familiar with basics of faith and yet you are mocking, attacking it.
So again.
What is your point? either educate yourself in this matter (i strongly advise this) or stay out of it.

Yas Forums is a Pagan board
This makes the /r/tranneists seethe so hard they make Christian threads only to flood them with discord trannies spamming again and again their degenerate semitic death cult beliefs.
But it doesn't stop there, no, it gets worse.
These tranners also purposely derail the thread with LARPchristian propaganda blackmailing you into thinking being LARPchristian jew worshipper is being pro-white.
You thought they were finished? Not a chance!
They end up posting bible quotes all day long, revealing their true colors.
It's a worldwide plot to legitimize their pedophiliac-sacrificial cult.
Do not be deceived by these useful idiots, Yas Forums
Believe in the Gentile Gods and praise their name.
"Live a Man, die a Colossus"
-user 13.04.2020

pastas/10
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you are deluded.

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Yas Forums is a Christian board
There is a discord managed by trannies hell-bent on pushing their atheist agenda on /pol and the way they want to accomplish it is by creating threads about religion and flood them immediately after with like-minded.
Said posts are deliberately condescending and confrontational in order to bait the replies of the pious. Like bullies, their plan is to shame you into relinquishing your faith in the Holy Father.
Do not be deceived by these useful idiots, Yas Forums
Believe in the Lord and praise his name.
"Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me." - Matthew 5:11

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Not this shit again.
Joseph is directly linked to being a descendent of Abraham. Jesus also is. You can connect the dots.
Imagine trying to criticize a book you did not even read. That´s how retarded you sound.

So are you.
I know you are from the discord along with the Brazilian tranny.

Why are you trying to be mean to Christchan

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>Quotes the Talmud's
Hey Rabbi, watcha doing?