Missing 411

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Do you have a license to talk about this mate

Government or some cult kidnaps hikers that stop to rest.

lmao

It's very easy, if you don't know exactly what you're doing to an educated level, to get lost and die in the woods. It's very easy to fall over something and die in the woods. It's very easy to get sick and die in the woods. It's very easy to fall off something and die in the woods. It's very easy to collapse from dehydration because the majority of fat fucks only drink soda their entire life now, and then die in the woods.
I can't explain cases of mysterious disappearances, but I can tell you that a lot of people die very easily in the woods and get lost then we dredge their body out of the river a few years later. People get lost in the woods the same way as when you drop something on the floor and it somehow bounces off across the room in the complete opposite direction and you don't find it again until a month later. People are idiots, people don't do what they know they should for their safety, people don't think and as a result they believe they're safe because civilization is just a hop away.

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Skin-Niggers

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I agree with you aside from the strange hotspots of these sort of disappearances, with their clothes to be left in the area folded neatly.

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None of those are funny.
Also lmao @ pretending the British didn't assist with Vietnam, the crippling of the Native Americans, or the development and use of the atomic bomb in any capacity.

It is very easy for a toddler to mountainclimb for miles and miles.
It is very easy to search an area for days and then suddenly the body is found in the mioddle of a path where people has passed tens of times the last days.
It is very easy to be a 70 year old artist painting a nature motif - get taken by a "mountain lion" that apparently swallows that 70 yr old whole, clothes, backpack, painting, glasses, brushes, tripod canvas and everything, just GULP swallowed it whole.
Very easy indeed.

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Fuck off bong nigger. You got owned bitch. Your thread is over.

It sells books to boomers.

This is why i carry CZ 75 and big ass hammer in forrest while hiking.

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Ancedotal cases wow what an argument

I don’t know how you’d do it in England but in Australia I spend the winter hiking and trapping in the bush. I have a camper with solar and gas that means I don’t really need to come in to town until it’s time to work again in the summer. I usually take this path.

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the writer is an idiot but still, they are an interesting reading and who knows, after all, what lives deep in the woods

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What is in the woods

Nice LARP. Everyone knows handgats are b& in Europe and only on-duty cops are allowed to carry.

Crime

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All of them are funny.

I ran a MeetUp hiking group with around 120 members. The number of people who don’t know to leave a fucking not behind is astonishing.

People go missing out in the wilderness, accidents, predators, suicide, homicide, kidnapping. Nature eats their flesh and bones pretty fast in certain environments is what i've heard. They say that's why it's hard to find animal carcasses in nature. Or maybe it's just forests and jungles, can't remember.

No, they don’t. The number of people who go missing is incredibly small.

Deer, beer cans, skin walkers, old porn, tires.
t. Michigan

Some pretty fucked up shit my dude

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Unironic mythological creatures, i'm a flat earther. But i bet most people missing can be attributed to human stupidity and malice and chance.

Yeah, people go missing out in the wilderness i'm not sure about the numbers but they sometimes do. Maybe it's small like you said, i don't know.

At least we’re not an amerimutt in this photo and stop derailing the thread you too amerifag