/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3155 - Eternal Purgatory Editions

► Detected: 1,843,738 (+63,995) ► Died: 113,549 (+4,770) ► Day: 94 (-05:50:07)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,414 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Virus can kill immune cells used to fight off illness
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Pressure piles on China to shut down wet markets
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Africa to lose 20 million jobs due to coronavirus
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Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
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People abandoned, left to die in Canadian private seniors residence
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>INFO
South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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11 year old kid dies in Indonesia
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N95 masks can be reused if dry heated at 70 °C for 30 minutes
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>REMINDER
Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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>LATEST
20:07: 77 new cases and 7 new deaths in Iowa
20:01: 194 new cases in Tennessee
20:00: 128 new cases and 7 new deaths in Wisconsin
19:55: 360 new cases and 2 new deaths in Israel
19:44: 387 new cases and 2 new deaths in the United Arab Emirates
19:38: 1,672 new cases and 43 new deaths in Illinois

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>110K Dead in 5 months

• 151,600 people die each day

• 6,316 people die each hour

• 105 people die each minute

• Nearly two people die each second

• 55.3 million people die each year

110K is inconceivably small.
>muhh exponential
pic related. quit it with the mob mentality bullshit and get a grip.

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Can you explain why are heart attacks and flu deaths way, way down?
It cannot be to justify your CV numbers is it?

San Marino has already lost 0.2% of its entire population in one month, jesus

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch.

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable lives with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless doomer idiots and nobody loves them.

also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant. cvg is a little autistic cult at this point screeching at each other.

OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i run cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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IS this quarantine gonna last forever?
I have sores on my elbows from lying in bed so much

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 556,359 (21,886) #2 Spain 166,019 (16,972) #3 Italy 156,363 (19,899) #4 France 132,591 (14,393) #5 Germany 127,007 (2,961) #6 United Kingdom 84,279 (10,612) #7 China 82,052 (3,339) #8 Iran 71,686 (4,474) #9 Turkey 56,956 (1,198) #10 Belgium 29,647 (3,600) #11 Netherlands 25,587 (2,737) #12 Switzerland 25,407 (1,106) #13 Canada 24,292 (713) #14 Brazil 21,065 (1,144) #15 Portugal 16,585 (504) #16 Russia 15,770 (130) #17 Austria 13,945 (350) #18 Israel 11,145 (103) #19 South Korea 10,512 (214) #20 Sweden 10,483 (899) #21 Ireland 9,655 (334) #22 India 9,205 (331) #23 Ecuador 7,466 (333) #24 Chile 7,213 (80) #25 Peru 6,848 (181) #26 Japan 6,748 (108) #27 Poland 6,674 (232) #28 Norway 6,485 (128) #29 Australia 6,313 (59) #30 Romania 6,300 (316) #31 Denmark 6,174 (273) #32 Czech Republic 5,952 (138) #33 Pakistan 5,230 (91) #34 Malaysia 4,683 (76) #35 Philippines 4,648 (297)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +23,480 (+1,309) #2 United Kingdom +5,288 (+737) #3 Turkey +4,789 (+97) #4 Italy +4,092 (+431) #5 Spain +2,992 (+366) #6 France +2,937 (+561) #7 Russia +2,186 (+24) #8 Iran +1,657 (+117) #9 Belgium +1,629 (+254) #10 Germany +1,555 (+90) #11 Netherlands +1,174 (+94) #12 Canada +974 (+60) #13 India +759 (+43) #14 Ireland +727 (+14) #15 Portugal +598 (+34) #16 Saudi Arabia +429 (+7) #17 Israel +402 (+2) #18 Indonesia +399 (+46) #19 United Arab Emirates +387 (+2) #20 Mexico +375 (+40) #21 Belarus +352 (+3) #22 Sweden +332 (+12) #23 Poland +318 (+24) #24 Romania +310 (+25) #25 Switzerland +300 (+70) #26 Chile +286 (+7) #27 Ukraine +266 (+10) #28 Qatar +251 (+1) #29 Serbia +250 (+6) #30 Philippines +220 (+50) #31 Pakistan +219 (+5) #32 Ecuador +209 (+18) #33 Dominican Republic +208 (+38) #34 Denmark +178 (+13) #35 Malaysia +153 (+3)…

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kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop

and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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>be farmer
>grow food for supermarkets
I'm a hero

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Heh heh! Whoops! Can't have you saying things we don't like! Heh heh!

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Bergamo lost 0.5%

Take the redpill
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gtfo out of here with your facts
we NEEED to stay home and flatten the curve to protect geezers and weaklings

Listen up OP,
Stop making these threads.
Whoever is paying you to make this bullshit up, I want you to stop and just think about the people.
All those innocent people you've terrified. Think about them. They think some virus is ripping through the world; meanwhile it's long since been contained.
24/7 you fearmonger, spreading misinfo and lies out through these threads to journos who blow it up on mainstream media to terrify the public into buy buy buying.

What you're doing is despicable and you need to stop.
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posting for the anons that might have missed it
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>int.nyt.com/data/documenthelper/6879-2020-covid-19-red-dawn-rising/66f590d5cd41e11bea0f/optimized/full.pdf#page=1
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Americans deserve to die from the coronavirus.

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are we going to be underreporting like the chinese?

All you grow is potatoes

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UN is sharing new guidelines on which factors should be avoided on increasing the possibility of a new epidemic.

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>inb4 newfags reply to the kraut shitposter

>Mass graves in Iran. Wow, what a nothingburger.
youtube.com/watch?v=eWUT1V6WrRA
>Overflowing funeral homes in Italy? who cares, no way it'll happen here right?
youtube.com/watch?v=BJCPG253MtI
>People dropping dead in Guayaquil? meh, all those videos must be fake
youtube.com/watch?v=5QHgqETq8Mg

And that's all the supermarkets sell, thus he is indeed a hero.

0.1% mortality rate is 20 higher than the flu, and that's just for healthy people

500k people die from the flu every year, lazily multiplied by 20, 10 million. /cvg/ "BTFO"

fake virus

>126,656 cases in Germany
>60,000+ of these already healed
>2,900 deaths, basically all of them happening to dying old sick people
Where are my nothingburger bros at?

Coughin to coffin to coughin to coffin

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hana bless

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>tfw need things to survive other then french fries and vodka

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neetbux are never going to be dispersed. There will be plenty of 'unexpected hurdles' that will prevent monies from being sent out for several more weeks, if ever.

>muh dying old sick people
keep on coping nigger

are we ever gonna see actual bodies or patients in hospitals?

>CHINK GO WOOOP

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I want to be like you. Far away from everyone, food just outside.

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>deaths didn't double this week.

It might actually be slowing down for good now.

>Why does Italy still have 4.000 new cases?

EASTER PARTY ON THE ROOF!

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Potatoes save lives

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IS THAT DUMB FLIP STILL IN HERE?

do you think you are entitled to live at any cost, regardless of the hardship it causes others, you retarded monkey ?

you think the lives of people with multiple underlying health conditions is SOOOOOOOOOOOO important that all countries should shoot themselves in the foot and literally destroy the future of millions of people because they might GASP....*DIE* ? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You know you are going to die right? You know life isn't a video game with a pause button, right? DUMB ASS FUCKING MONKEY, people in generations past lived through some truly awful shit, and they lived on, even when their parents, brothers, sisters died...because thats what people do. They live on, they persevere. Not hide under the bed like children, and pray to the government for deliverance.

> oh only 110k deaths with unprecedented quarantine over the globe
> 'it's a nothingburger bois, better show me those boi pussies cause I'm thirsty under quarantine'
state of nothingburgers

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Don't worry, corona chan is only getting started

>Glownigger Doom Mongerer CCP Shill General #3155
>#3155
LMAOing at your life

Based

Can I get some uhhh potatoes with a side of potatoes

Hocus Pocus, Bacon ham and lettuce
If I get digits, the whole world is RIP

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he's an argie this is probably the most meaningful aspect of his life

>hurr durr muh crisis actors
What's it like to be clinically retarded? No, like, seriously, what's it like to have an IQ below 70?

>coming from France
LOL, but it's ok we know you mean kikes deserve to die.

Kek normies are the ones bitching about quarantine but they're the ones who ruin it for everyone

0.80 credited, thanks for your job.

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It's bacon lettuce tomato retard

Ecuador you retarded fuck. Just go to twitter and put Ecuador

This is my wife. Say something nice about her.

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>500k people die
Estmates =/= confirmed deaths

go on twitter and search "ecuador"

whats it like being a schitzo? take your meds this a nothing burger.

>Citizen 902-484-635-Copy and paste the above text. Credits deposited after verification is completed.
huh...

wow a few bodies no faces amazing

wait for brazil, india, etc

6,000,000 Cases by April 20th

Based

the goalposts have been moved once more

>schitzo
Bill is that you?

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>eva searching the ""blogs""
based cryptoshitposter

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Anyone freaking out over a virus with .1% mortality rate like Corona is a pussy bitch. Stupid midwits.

based

BIG FAT NOTHING BURGER

DOOMERFAGS BTFO

... And then someone called the cops

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>he doesn't wear an n100 respirator
lmaoing at ur lyfe

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No they haven't schizo.
110k is nothing, always has and always will be.
The curve is flattened, cope all you want, it's over.

Show benis

Here's hoping

So what will take to convince you? At this point your just refuting obvious evidence. If you wanna cope go to normiebook where the faggots have the same sentiment as you